The Righteous Gemstones - John Goodman, Danny McBride, Adam Devine

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  1. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Trailer wreck is hardest I've laughed in a long time. Perfect.
     
  2. Pharm

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    Be strong bitch was perfect too
     
  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Billy trying to spank them got me too.
     
  4. TC

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    Do you look like him across the front?
     
  5. Eric The Viking

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    Add 15 lbs of fat. Musculature is there.
     
  6. TC

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    It was kinda disturbing when they stuck a dick in Keefe's eye and he cried tbh. The show just moved on but seemed like there was some trauma there
     
  7. joe-

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    I bet you’d cry too if you were locked in a cage and someone’s dick poked you in the eye and you’re also suppressing weirdo sexual urges in an effort to be religious
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Great new episode.
     
  9. wes tegg

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    I nearly died.
     
  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Keefe talking to the boys about pizza was equally disturbing.
     
  11. MtOread

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    Baby Billy’s trailer tipping over was so damn funny
     
  12. Big Ern McCracken

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    “The elixirs” - BJ
     
  13. NYGator

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    On another note Billie's gaslighting of Tiffany is just brutal. It hurts me to watch it.
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    So when are we getting the insane Goodman and Denney New Orleans story?
     
  15. Eric The Viking

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    I doubled Brian Dennehy on a show called Hap and Leonard, where he was a guest star for the episode. I watched Rambo: First Blood at least 50 times as a kid, so I was pretty stoked to double him. I ran into him in the hair and make-up trailer (they will sometimes get the stunt double ready at the same time as the actor, so that they can have a reference to match us better...especially when there is a big age discrepancy and a decent amount of work needs to be done).

    I introduced myself and told him that it was an honor to be his stunt double. He barely acknowledged me, and I wrote it off as him being busy.

    It was a night shoot, and the scene I was doubling him, was outside. There was consistent rain at one point, so we were in the cast holding area together for a while. I saw an opportunity to talk to him again, and it started off pretty rough. He told me that he hated the stunt profession, and he wished that it didn’t have to exist. When I asked why, he just replied with “I have my reasons.” I figured that was a good time for me to back away, so I told him that I watched Rambo a ton as a kid, that I was a fan, and I would leave him alone.

    He looked at me and didn’t say anything for a good 15 seconds. He then said he was sorry about the comments about stunts, and explained that the main reason he was against the profession, is b/c of how it can chew young people up, and spit them out, without any concern. He went on to tell me his perspectives about one of the more famous stunts performed in any movie, that just happened to be in Rambo: First Blood.

    In the movie, Rambo is trapped on a ledge and is being shot at by a guy in a helicopter. Eventually, Rambo lets go and his fall is broken by the branches of a tree. The stunt guy did the fall, and broke his arm, his ribs, and had many lacerations from branches. Stallone did the bottom third of the fall again for camera, since they saw his face. Stallone broke some ribs on a branch, and it caused them to delay filming for a couple weeks (broken ribs take longer than a couple weeks to heal, so he shot a lot of that movie in pain).



    Dennehy stuck around that day to watch that stunt, and it left a bad taste in his mouth for the profession, ever since. I told him that it was an understandable position to take, but that with the advent of green screens, some of the stuff we now do is safer than back then. We then started chatting about injuries. He and Goodman were bouncers in New Orleans in the early years as actors, and both did a good amount of boxing.

    This part really opened up the conversation, and he started joking and laughing with me. At this point, one of the other stunt guys walked up and joined in the conversation, since Dennehy was now talking about sailing, and this guy had some sailing experience. Dennehy and Goodman both picked up sailing in their free time. They rarely had time off at the same time, so they would rent sail boats and take them out on their own, and would compete about who could learn how to sail quicker, and who could take their boat the furthest in the Gulf of Mexico (they’d basically just take boats out on their own, and follow the coast, and see how far they would get).

    Dennehy and Goodman at one point in the late 70s, decided that they would just buy a boat together and see how far they could go with it, if they got some supplies. Goodman landed a role at the last minute, and had to bail. Instead of putting it off for another time, Dennehy decided he would just go on his own.

    He started in New Orleans, and took the boat all the way down to the southern tip of Florida. He went through the Keys, and that was originally where it was supposed to stop. He was having so much fun, that he decided to just keep going.

    Dennehy docked in Miami, grabbed more supplies, and then took off up the Eastern seaboard. He made it all the way to New York, and decided that he wanted to see Canada. Once he docked there and got more supplies, he continued to Northern Europe...and then Southern Europe...and then Northwest Africa.

    He kept docking and grabbing supplies, until a bad storm caused him to drift away, which he said was shortly after leaving Morocco. He didn’t have gps and was not great at navigating. He mostly would just follow the coast and that was his form of navigation. Now, he was lost in the Atlantic Ocean, somewhere near the Tropic of Capricorn. His plan was to just keep heading in the direction that he thought was Southeast, but the storm was bad, and he couldn’t get any references in the sky, so he had no idea if he was right.

    After a couple of days of being lost after the storm ended, he had started to give up. He was out of supplies and had accepted that he might die on the boat. He went to bed that night with no concern for the direction the boat was drifting. He woke up the next morning to dense fog and the sound of people talking in the distance.

    He followed the voices and could tell they were speaking English. He just so happened to drift into Capetown. He docked, and was so happy to be on land that he sold the boat for pennies on the dollar, and boarded a plane ASAP, to start heading back to the states.

    The stunt guy who wandered over to us and sat in on the conversation was dumbfounded, and later said he thinks that Dennehy was just fucking with us. I agreed that could be the case, and just wrote it off as a cool moment with Dennehy, either way.

    Several years later, and I’m doubling John Goodman on Gemstones. When we got to set for the first night, he kind of stayed to himself, so I didn’t press to talk with him. Later in the night, after interacting with him a bit, I sat next to him while he was reading a book. He looked up at me, and said something about us being lucky to film at night, b/c these Charleston Summer days were brutal. I used that as my opportunity to bring up Brian Dennehy.

    Goodman paused and got quiet. Dennehy had just died the year before, and he said “Yeah, Brian was a great friend. We had a lot of fun running around New Orleans together, back in our young days.” I told him that I had heard a few stories, but I had one in particular that I wanted to see if it was accurate. I started talking about the sailing story, and Goodman just belly laughed.

    Before I could even go on about the story, Goodman basically re-told the story to me. He kept talking about how stubborn Dennehy was, and how he was originally pissed off at him for not waiting on him, but ultimately was just happy that he made it back to the States alive. I couldn’t believe that the story was real. It was hilarious. John and I just laughed loud as he sat there telling me about how he wished he could have seen his buddy’s face, when he was pulling into the port at Capetown. “He was probably about to shit his pants, Eric.”

    Anyway, took a while to get this story out. Hope it was worth the read.
     
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  16. mal630

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    So who do we think the biker gang is?
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Hired by the Houston cowboy preacher is my pick. Makes sense because they don’t like like some backwoods wrestling people. Look like they’d cost some serious money to hire so I’m going with that theory.
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He also stands to gain the most with Eli dead. Jesse gets inheritance and pays him the $10 million for the island.
     
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  19. joe-

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    yeah plus we haven’t seen him for like 4 episodes so that’s still my guess
     
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  20. Pharm

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    I’m going with Harmon and Baby billy team
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It could still be Jason Schwartzman
     
  22. Fran Tarkenton

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  23. dump

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    MACAULAY FUCKING CULKIN
     
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  24. Tobias

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    absolutely incredible casting
     
  25. Tobias

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    i thought for a minute that the director in the church rehearsal scene was larry david tbh
     
  26. NYGator

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    So is Amber involved? They certainly wanted us to think that with that early scene.
     
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    Amber or Gideon

    I mean Gideon definitely has the bike skills
     
  28. Mix

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    Amber whacking her father in law would be insane. Do we know anything about her background?
     
  29. Big Ern McCracken

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    She does have a vast array of weapons in her closet along with some sort of training and a shooting range…
     
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  30. Joe Withabee

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    It's Amber, power hungry and there's no way she wouldn't have hit anything but 1 motorcycle the first attack.
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    She hit him right in the butthole on the run
     
  32. Joe Withabee

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    Exactly
     
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The gun bragging with the women at the church and then Judy calling her out for not ever doing anything herself and marrying into it
     
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  34. Mix

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    Still don't think its Amber.
     
  35. Tobias

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    it’s clearly eric andre’s character cmon ppl
     
  36. zeberdee

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    Eric Andre's character is definitely behind it. could see Amber being involved, but can't see Amber acting alone.
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    Awesome story. That just made my day.
     
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    You are a smart man
     
  39. dump

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  40. dump

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    God damn I love this show so much
     
  41. The B1G Kucktis

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  43. Line 4 Guy

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    Id love nothing more than to bang ur played out mother pussy for the rest of my days
     
  44. NYGator

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    One of the grossest ideas ever, but hysterical.
     
  45. Mix

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    That was incredible and one of their funnier eps in a while too.
     
  46. MtOread

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    This was my hardest laugh last night, Tim Baltz was so funny this season.
     
  47. Doyle McPoyle

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    Eric Andre thinking his plan would work of throwing a bunch of random shit off the balcony and then chucking his wife outside while she was hiding in the trunk with a gun :laugh:.
     
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    I like the homage to The Shining at the end
     
  49. Joe Withabee

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    Who doesn't get inspired to do reckless things after watching Young Guns?
     
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  50. Hank Scorpio

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    was definitely him walking in the ocean