The Ringer Thread: Complain about everything, yet still consume content

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Truman, May 8, 2015.

  1. bro

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  2. Xander Crews

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    All we need is a top 10 player of all time to beat this plucky 8 seed with multiple undrafted starters!
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Bill was weird as shit on the trading places rewatchables.
     
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  4. Xander Crews

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    Jacobi made a joke about how Pop secretly hates that they won the Wemby sweepstakes, and said his wife is probably complaining that they’re not golfing in Florida or something.

    His wife has been dead for 5 years and I feel like that was pretty big NBA news when it happened
     
  5. MG2

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    I did not know his wife died until I read this post :idk:

    Seems like the kind of thing you would edit out of a podcast if that's where it was said, though.
     
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  6. hood b. goode

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    it was big news


    The Cringer at it again
     
  7. Butthead

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    I think this is one of the seven best Larry Bird mullets
     
  8. Handcuffed

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    also had no idea pop's wife died.
     
  9. Handcuffed

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    maybe it's happier times because it's four white guys
     
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  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What a wild post game interview
     
  11. steamengine

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    Real Peter King vibe from Allie there
     
  12. SC

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    Begging for Succession to end so Bill stops forcing sports/Succession analogies.
     
  13. Menelaus

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    Perfect distillation of this thread: I hope this show ends so I can continue to hate listen to Bill Simmons and move on to new complaints about his next overused pop culture reference.

    Something about the self-hate in this thread is
    why I keep coming back. Easy to relate!
     
  14. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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    It's not that serious, man. I just don't watch Succession, so the 5-minute Succession/sports bits we get like once a week currently are lost on me.
     
  15. steamengine

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    Your analysis of the threads analysis of bill’s analysis needs professional analysis.
     
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  16. Menelaus

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    I wasn’t implying anything was serious. Not a dig at you at all.

    I just marvel at how accurate this thread title is. We’re all guilty. We continue to post thru it because we’re all real ones.
     
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  17. Menelaus

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    If I had more energy I would look up a cheeky “Analyze This” movie reference in response.
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    i couldnt even guess at the last ringer pod i listened to but i still read this thread regularly

    captive by momentum
     
  19. steamengine

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    I know I was just enjoying the critique.
     
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  20. Butthead

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    I still enjoy what I listen to for the most part but I may enjoy making fun of Bill and Ryen more
     
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  21. Handcuffed

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  22. bro

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  23. Butthead

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    Guest 1: Bill's dad

    Guest 2: Hench
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    guest 3: Kevin O’CapitalStormer
     
  25. Josey Wales

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    Behind jokes are nugget of truth. Bill was a rich kid asshole about the playoffs during trading places. Love to see it.
     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. Butthead

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    Who was a bigger asshole

    Grant Williams or Waingro
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    feel like this won't last long
     
  29. Butthead

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    Typically it's him and Russillo on Sunday nights so maybe he'll wait until after the Sunday game

    If Miami goes up 3-0 it will be must-listen because he's been speaking the Heat into existence for like 2 months and it will be about how this is the worst matchup for Boston etc etc

    He will also continue to not believe that the Heat got Kevin Love for basically nothing
     
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  30. Hogger

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    Bill going to have about a 30 minute rant on Mazulla.
     
  31. BudKilmer

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    Tuning the fuck in early
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Eating dinner in Denver and this game was playing on a big screen.

    Great meal but ngl, it was kinda hard to enjoy eating with this raging erection.
     
  33. bro

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  34. MG2

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    I will be listening to the upcoming pod to laugh at him, but have to give a respect to him for being on the Mazzulla stuff before anyone and being the only person in America who thought the Heat could do anything. Somehow that kind of makes this whole thing funnier.
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    Bill is almost the personification of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.


    There’s an 80% chance “zombie heat” was a bad juju, reverse jinx attempt.
     
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  36. ZeroPointZero

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    whoa whoa whoa, the only man in on the Mazzulla stuff early was the father of the body language doctor, the legend himself Mr Bill Simmons Sr

    [​IMG]
     
  37. Handcuffed

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    i'm like 99% sure he actually walked back the zombie heat thing (originally a michael schur!! concept) right around the start of the playoffs
     
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  38. ZeroPointZero

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    he got spooked by them losing that first play-in game
     
  39. Handcuffed

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    i can't believe i gleefully hate-listened to some downer boston shit and these assholes still get in some damian lillard trade speculation
     
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  40. Butthead

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    Oh god Bill just said he's always been all in on keeping Tatum and Brown together :laugh:
     
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  41. steamengine

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    Where’s Kevin Millar?

    :ded:
     
  42. ZeroPointZero

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    I'm only half way in or so and Russillo's inability to actually state an opinion or pick a side on anything is infuriating. He thinks he's so above hot takes or being reactionary that he ends up never saying anything of substance
     
  43. b7

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    It’s why I listen to Ryen. I don’t need 1st take in my life or an opinion on everything. I enjoy him just talking about it.
     
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  44. MG2

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    This thread has ruined my ability to listen to any podcast Russillo is on and not feel like I'm hearing someone's nails going across a chalk board every time he says "and everyone started saying _ and I was like...'" or whichever of the 10 versions of that phrasing he uses during every pod. Fuck you guys.
     
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  45. Butthead

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    And then you're like, this is different
     
  46. Butthead

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    That was kind of a disappointing pod. Bill and Ryen were both pretty reasonable

    Ryen just completely ignoring Bill's Succession reference about Jack Nicholson's son was pretty funny
     
  47. ZeroPointZero

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    Are we really gonna do the impression thing where we pretend podcasters don't repeat themselves? Because look, I get it, I grind over the notes and sometimes you see it and you're like "wow...this guy says that a lot." But the same people doing the impressions would be repeating themselves just as much if they had to bang out a few pods a week, they just would, I'm sorry. Sometimes people will do the "thing" thing too much and you're just like 'wait what?'

    Anyways we got Life Advice coming up but first I catch up with Trent Dilfer, after this....
     
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  48. Butthead

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    I think Ryen got hard when Bill said he watches more League Pass than anyone Bill knows
     
  49. BudKilmer

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    I did laugh audibly at the exchange that went something like this

    Bill: last year the Cs D was so good we were talking about them like the 04 pistons

    Ryen: you were talking about them like this
     
  50. bro

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    No one loves to straw man more than ryen. “People are saying you should build a team like the heat without superstars”

    no one is saying that
     
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