The Ringer Thread: Complain about everything, yet still consume content

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  1. bro

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    RR to BS: You seem horny tonight
     
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  2. LuPoor

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    He did seem horny, he compared Steph to blow jobs
     
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  3. BudKilmer

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    Just heard this and almost drove my car into a tree

    also when bill did the computer robot noises and Rusillo said “that’s exactly how it happened” :laugh:
     
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  4. ZeroPointZero

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    Very relieved to hear that Bill thinks the Pats aced the draft. Usually we have to wait until the first mini camp to find out the Pats loved their draft and landed multiple blue chippers
     
  5. LuPoor

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    The ringer also thought it was the best class in the draft
     
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  6. DuffandMuff

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    Haven’t listened to Simmons or russillo in years but I love this thread.
     
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  7. bro

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    Mahoney on with Lowe? Let's ride!
     
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  8. MG2

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    Mahoney is a very good fit for that pod and should be a frequent guest for Zach going forward. Very enjoyable conversation.
     
  9. b7

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    Did the internet just break. Does it like something!?!?
     
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  10. MG2

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    I think the internet has generally always liked Zach Lowe and the things he does.
     
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  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I liked van and bones russillo boxing bill out on his own show
     
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  12. LuPoor

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    It's taken a few episodes, but it has finally sunk in with Zach he can cuss now
     
  13. bro

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  14. BudKilmer

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    Lowe getting to have guys that watch and enjoy games as much as him like J Kyle or Mahoney or Beck, instead of having to have bloviating assholes like bontemps on at espns behest is nice
     
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  15. MG2

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    Mahoney's eulogy on Lillard at the start of the pod was one of the best things I've heard someone say about an athlete in a while.
     
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  16. bro

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    :facepalm: rewatchables :facepalm:
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    The confused “one for us” with “one for literally nobody.”
     
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  18. Ray McKigney

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    Is this the one Bill is making CR watch in return for doing Hunt for Red October?
     
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    No, that was a different movie
     
  20. Butthead

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  21. Butthead

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    Lol Ryen got audibly mad at Van
     
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  22. War Grundle

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    Never even heard of that movie. They had been on a good 6-7 week roll.
     
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  23. bro

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    my only hope when we get a stinker like this is that Sicario, Aliens, or The Thing could be next
     
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  24. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    so glad we could get a Draymond glazing session (after a game he should've been ejected from, no less) which is just an excuse for Bill to try and invalidate LeBron's greatest accomplishment once again.

    Even the biggest Warriors homers on here don't obsess over the Draymond suspension as much as Bill does

    also the Kawhi glazing session doesn't look like it's gonna age well even just a week later
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    It was a funny Rewatchables, but damn, Bill is extra horny lately.
     
  26. Lyrtch

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    Sounds like Bill got on trt like every other rich guy over 50
     
  27. BudKilmer

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    but he doesn’t exercise other than walk so he just walks around sporting a chub and beating off 2x a day
     
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  28. ZeroPointZero

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    The Sports Gal must be spending extra time with her tennis coach these days
     
  29. ZeroPointZero

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    Pretty innovative bet Bill and the folks at FanDuel cooked up here. He picks a stat and you have to decide if it sill be OVER or UNDER. Pretty cool playoff gimmick

     
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  30. Butthead

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    I wonder if he bought a piece in fanduel. The Ringer pods have been way more aggressive in their advertising of it

    Ryen clearly hates it and halfasses every ad
     
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  31. Butthead

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    The Thing is too complex. Plus it's sci-fi/ horror combo, big no for Bill.

    I love this movie but it's hard to tell what's happening if you haven't watched it a few times
     
  32. Ray McKigney

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    Bills love of carpenter though
     
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  33. Xander Crews

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    definitely some financial relationship there, most people don’t just get invited into the FanDuel execs luxury box
     
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  34. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    It also sounds like they funded the crews entire trip to the masters
     
  35. Xander Crews

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    On another note, his insistence that 2017 Cavs and Warriors were actually pretty equal is absurd

    Golden state was like -1000 to beat Cleveland
     
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  36. bro

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    He mentioned it a few weeks ago as circling it. CR and Van were all in
     
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  37. ZeroPointZero

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    Who wants to listen to Bob Ryan in 2025 :out:
     
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  38. LuPoor

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    Mahoney appears to podcast from inside a bathroom. His entire background is just a door with a lock on it.
     
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  39. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Old Enough to not know whats Chappell Roan
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    Bill Simmons, Jackie Macmullen, and Dan Shaughnessy.
     
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  40. bro

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    someone give him a raise, plz
     
  41. bro

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    Bill wants LAC to win game 7 so bad so he can keep easily going to playoff games
     
  42. LuPoor

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    An understandable desire imo
     
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  43. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    His parents don’t know about it
     
  44. steamengine

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    20 minutes on the Celtics and nada about warriors rockets.
     
  45. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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  46. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    my buddy is doing some yard work and texted in the group chat that he was out of his usual podcast rotation so threw this on and he’s having a mental breakdown listening to how absurd it is
     
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  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    you arent into content about dennis johnsons "special package"?
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    might have to undelete and listen now
     
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  49. ZeroPointZero

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    Only if Bob is guesting on an 80s NBA episode of the Recockables
     
  50. bro

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