The saga of Volinator80 and his rabies

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  1. wes tegg

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    Does anybody remember the RB thread about the UT poster who got attacked by the rabid raccoon? There was a picture of the attack. I'd love to know what happened to him.
     
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  2. jorr80

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    Hell, I'd venture to say that 90% of Tennessee posters on this board have squared off with a rabid raccoon. Good luck finding your guy.
     
  3. wes tegg

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    There was a picture of the raccoon jumping out of a tupperware container inches away from mauling his face.
     
  4. wes tegg

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    It was volinator.

    http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/01/18/visitor-200000-and-the-shocking-story-of-a-true-vols-fan/

    We would like to make a plea for the reinstatement of Volinator80 back to the Tennessee Football Message Boards. Sure this post a little off-topic, but we feel we need to make a public statement for a true vols fan. Here is his story:
    [​IMG]A sad but true incident involving a Tennessee Fan known as Volinator80 has bubbled up of the Rivals and Scout message boards. In fact, there was thread discussing Volinator’s unfortunate accident with a raccoon on the [Name Redacted] Message Board that was deleted by the King without a Crown under the premise of not being “Tennessee Athletics related”. The King wishes to keep Volinator “out of sight and out of mind” as Volinator recovers from a raccoon attack.
    Volinator was banned by one of the VQ/GQ muscle guys during his preventative rabies recovery regimen. The meds that he was taking made him loopy, crazy and not clearly in control of his faculties and he had made some posts were a bit over the top. Volinator was ultimately banned by one of the King’s Men.
    Below, we have photographic documentation of the raccoon attack . These pics that clearly demonstrate the severity of the raccoon’s attack and despite providing this pics to the site owners, they seem cold and oblivious to his situation.

    Early during the 2006 Football season, Volinator allowed the LWS Team to use his family mountain cabin to plan creative stategies. As we worked we heard noises from the chimney. The noises quickly escalated to a woodland creature removal operation. An operation that ended in pain and suffering for Volinator. It goes without saying, with Volinator, alcohol was involved.
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    Volinator’s alcohol
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    Looking for the critter
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    Prepping the “critter cage”. Note that Volinator is not wearing seasonal clothing.
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    Tongs for woodland creature removal
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    Volinator with the critter
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    A LWS writer with the critter. Note that he is dressed sensibly
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    Volinator and a LWS writer and the critter on the relocation phase
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    Critter breaks his bonds and lunges towards Volinator, Volinator bitten shortly after this pic was taken.
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    Volinator is highly pissed after being bitten. Critter is OK
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    Critter not happy
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    Critter is gone, bye Critter
     
  5. TheChad

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  6. LSUTigers1986

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    The pic with the raccoon coming out of the box absolutely slayed me
     
  7. Babou

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    That picture, the dude with the bat, and then throwing it through the air are all great.

    You couldn't have asked for one better than that though.
     
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  8. NP13

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  9. 34

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    Completely forgot about this until now ahaha
     
  10. kslim

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    [​IMG]

    i cant quite put my finger on it but this needs to be a meme
     
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  11. dallasdawg

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    This picture is incredible
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    :roll:

    Completely forgot about this
     
  14. Legend

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    that was good
     
  15. Topper Bottoms

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    Oh god. I'm howling.
     
  16. Harry Twatter

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  17. Frank Martin

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    holy shit I never remember this
     
  18. wes tegg

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    This all came out as Volinator got banned from the RB. He really did go nuts as a result of his rabies meds and went on an angry posting rampage.

    I hope he's here under a different name.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    Im bummed out that our only Vols are like the 6 cool UT grads alive and voltime's greasy ass. Wish we had guys like JoshVol and RoganBerry over here
     
  20. BhamBammer

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    Same here. Someone had ^^^ as their avatar on the RB for years but I had completely forgotten about this.
     
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  21. kslim

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    sounds good, lets get xhuskerx over here as well. hell steve cook is here why not
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    :cerealkiller:
     
  23. 941Gator

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    good night on the RB
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Also, I have no idea what LWS is but their writers seem pretty gay
     
  25. Jpripper88

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    I remember this, but I still can't believe this was caught in action. Just screams fake, but seems real based on everything else.
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    Losers with Socks.
     
  27. kslim

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    it really is i just noticed the head lamp, definitely need that when you are coon wrangling
     
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  28. 3NolesFan3

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    It's weird some of the names you remember from way back then. He's one of them and I can't recall it ever being because he didn't fucking suck as a poster.

    Bring him and GILLIG.
     
  29. Larry Sura

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    i've seen that picture many times on the rb...i had no idea it was real. phuck me.
     
  30. Red Rover

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    The raccoon soaring off into the distance is what got me the worst... lol
     
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  31. rv12

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    haha, i actually know one of those guys. i'll try to get an update on volinator.
     
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  32. Neyland

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    Probably the best UT post I've ever seen.

    He is still around.
     
  33. Neyland

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    It was all a big joke done by the guys at loserswithsocks.
     
  34. Neyland

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    Yeah...ever since Fulmer was canned it is trash.

    But it was hilarious leading up to and during the 2008 season, especially regarding Crompton.

    I didn't even know they still write.
     
  35. bertwing

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    Haha I remember that.
     
  36. HOOSINSC

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    i remember that pic as someones sig for a while on the rb. hilarious
     
  37. fsugrad99

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    that poor raccoon looked so excited to finally get adopted :tebow:
     
  38. pearl

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    Those pics slayed me :roll:
     
  39. 3NolesFan3

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    There is a girl I work with that her parents have like seven of those nasty fucking things as pets. Disgusting trash they are.
     
  40. Whammy Business

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    The zombie apocalypse will start with rabid raccoons. Mark my words.
     
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  41. JonathanCoachman

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    Raccoons are probably my biggest irrational fear. Those fuckers terrify me
     
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  42. Seavie

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    These two had me rolling :roll:
     
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  43. cajun56

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    V80 is still in recovery. The cocktail of meds that the specialist provided went south. He is still up in NE Tennessee....
     
  44. Zap Branigan

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    hahahhahahhha bye critter
     
  45. mrcjmann

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    Meh, fuck both of those guys especially RoganBerry. JoshVol wasn't that bad but RoganBerry would get on rants on certain days and just clutter the board up with stupid ass flame threads on various rival teams. If they were any good it would've been ok but for the most part his flame threads sucked ass.
     
  46. TylerFlip

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    lol Jesus that was great. And to the poster asking about RoganBerry, i have no idea where he went honestly i always thought he was a RB faggot but to each his own i suppose
     
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  47. Craig Pettis

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    :cerealkiller:
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    I know RoganBerry is a douchebag. I want him over here to make fun of him. Not engage in legit conversation. It's hard to talk shit to your rival when they're cool people like Tyler's Kids and Craig Pettis
     
  49. skeezy

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    :3