The Taylor Swift IS Hot Thread 2.0

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  1. WhiskeyDelta

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    I'm in for TS with red hair at the end though
     
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    You have very high moral standards Dump.

    I, personally, draw the line at participating in the sex trade industry rather than shaming 30 yr olds for dating 22 yr olds but everyone is different and I respect that.
     
  3. Mix

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    I was 30 when I met my fiance and she was 22, coming up on 23. Do not feel creepy one bit.
     
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    You also make a living selling popsicles soooo
     
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    30 / 2 + 7 = 22

    You’re good.
     
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    Better Man, Babe, I Bet You'll Think of Me, Forever Winter....just brilliant work by Taylor. Better Man and Babe blow the original versions out of the water.

    The additional verses/lyrics in All Too Well...holy shit.

    "You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath"

    "...you never called it what it was
    'Til we were dead and gone and buried
    Check the pulse and come back swearing it's the same
    After three months in the grave
    And then you wondered where it went to as I reached for you
    But all I felt was shame and you held my lifeless frame"

    "And I was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes
    I'll get older but your lovers stay my age"

    There is a reason she is already in the song writing hall of fame. She is a master story teller. RIP Jakey boy.

    I Almost Do, All Too Well, Treacherous, The Last Time, Begin Again...all hit harder to me with her older, more mature voice. She nailed them again.

    Just over all great work. Well done Taylor. Everything she touches turns into a masterpiece.
     
    #2607 The_QCT, Nov 14, 2021
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    I encourage nobody to listen to Ronan

    especially if you have children
     
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    Yeah Jake is now in witness protection but when Taylor re-releases Speak Now next John Mayer will probably be burned at the stake
     
  11. racer

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    Yeah, this has definitely turned into a cult if it wasn’t already a cult.
     
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    Listened to it once...never again.
     
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  14. IV

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    Is it large enough to take Donald’s?
     
  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    I love Swifts music, but am I the only one finding it weird that she wrote a ten minute version of a song about a three month relationship?
     
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    Yes
     
  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    A bit but I also refer to my 3 month girlfriend from freshman year of college who cheated on me as “that whore” soooooo
     
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    She's able to find inspiration in relationships that lead to her being able to write songs that make her a fuck ton of money. Pretty sure that's why she does it.
     
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  19. TC

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    And some people are fully on her team in those songs, and some people sympathize with the antagonists
     
  20. dump

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    some people? You mean most misogynistic men?
     
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    Either way they're listening which is the ultimate goal
     
  22. Imurhuckleberry

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    Poe's law in the Taylor Swift thread?
     
  23. The_QCT

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    Can we talk about how hot she looks in the new video?

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  24. racer

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    Question is answered in thread title. Next customer please.
     
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  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    I totally get that, but I don’t think raking Jake Gyllenhall over a three month relationship is probably fair either. Dig the song though.
     
    #2625 Detlef Schrempf, Nov 16, 2021
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  26. TC

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    It's Taylor's song. I'm not fair to the other characters in the songs I write either
     
  27. NCHusker

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    I'm no expert on the Taylor Swift jilted lover timeline, but I gotta believe Jake was on notice that this might happen to him if say, he stood Taylor up at her 21st birthday party.
     
  28. racer

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    This morning I told my wife I listened to the original Red album earlier and I have never gotten such a look as I got at that moment. She got more mad when I told her she was in a cult.
     
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    I have moved on to Speak Now to get ready for the public lynching of John Mayer
     
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  30. steamengine

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    SOMEONE’s never been in love!
     
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  31. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Of course it's weird, but she wouldn't be Taylor Swift otherwise.
     
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    Guys that should get no hate:

    Joe Jonas
    Taylor Lautner
    Collin Kennedy
    Harry Styles
    Tom Hiddleston
    Joe Alwyn

    Guys that should get publically shamed until the day they die:

    Jake Gyllenhaal
    John Mayer

    Guys that shouldnt even be thought about:

    Calvin Harris

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    Also funny that she ditched Americans for Brits after dating American royalty Collin Kennedy
     
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  35. IanBoyd

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    I mean if you're just going to go by that then the current rumor is Chris Evans is/might be dating Selena Gomez.

    Evans is 40 and Selena isn't even 30 yet. I'll withhold from calling him a creep just because they might be dating.
     
  36. Stringer Bell

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    Just now discovering this thread. You guys are weird af caring about this skinny girl that writes her boring life relationships into songs, but hey you probably loved hearing about Eminem's Mom and baby momma listening to rap....deep thinkers itt.
     
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  37. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Look out everyone, Billy Badass is here to tell us what time it is.
     
  38. racer

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    Call it what you want
     
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  39. NCHusker

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    I mostly participate itt because my gf is a massive Swiftie and I've absorbed a lot of Swift lore/appreciation through osmosis. And also because Folklore and Evermore are fucking awesome.

    That said, popping unsolicited into a thread to insult people because of the harmless thing they like is weird and lame
     
  40. DirtBall

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    “Swift lore”

    :ded:
     
  41. ~ taylor ~

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    I named myself after Taylor Swift as a joke and here we are.
     
  42. gritzy

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    best non game bet outcome I can remember
     
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  45. Eathan Edwards

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    I'll never get the Taylor Swift hate - she's nice as hell in person even when the cameras aren't on her, without a doubt attractive, one of the biggest artists of our generation in terms of sales.

    I deal with artists a lot - she's actually nice, many are not.
     
  46. slhorn

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    Jealousy and Pettiness imo. Plus people like to hate things that are popular.
     
  47. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm still not listening to a 10 minute song though
     
  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Our generations Dolly Parton lol. "so you're from the south, started in country, super rich, but not racist or homophobic or an asshole?"
     
  49. WhiskeyDelta

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    Do you even free bird or shine on you crazy diamond?
     
  50. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea, I meant from Taylor.