The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

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  1. scatman duse

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    Yeah and it's just additional periods of Geometry which I already teach. Paired with a coteacher it was an easy yes
     
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  2. pearl

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    I was told the stipend for me coaching football and baseball this year was $3300 and $2100 respectively. (I know nothing about baseball). Also, waiting on the scores from my comp exam. Pass that, I get my masters and an additional $3100 for upgrading my license.
     
  3. scatman duse

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    That's pretty good, this is my first year as the head football coach and I only get a $5000 stipend
     
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  4. pearl

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    Our head coach gets $6600. However, I've heard that's nothing compared to other districts here in MS. What kind of offense you plan on running?
     
  5. scatman duse

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    Have very few athletes and the line couldn't pass block under previous coaches so I've installed a wing-T offense. Had some success in the spring
     
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  6. GrizzliesDrew

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    We have 7 periods...I have 5th off
     
  7. Nole96SC

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    As a student I never did like the A-day B-day shit. I much preferred doing 4 classes first semester and then doing the other 4 second semester. However my senior year they decided to switch from block to traditional schedule and I would have taken anything over that bullshit.
     
  8. gilstein21

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    7 periods, off 2nd and 6th. I had 1st off for about five years and grew to love it. I used my time much more effectively than when I had my off period later in the day.
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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    Will be working at a HS for the first time this year. I'm already happy about the hours and the location (10 min from home). Also kind of funny to me that this school has the same colors and mascot as my HS
     
  10. Dexter Moser

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    2 planning periods? My bowel movements wouldn't know what to do with a morning and afternoon dump break.
     
  11. gilstein21

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    One is professional learning, but it's usually planning. It's great because if we do have any pl or collaborative planning things to do, it doesn't waste our planning period.
     
  12. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    I had the same last year, a team planning, and an individual planning, in a row, with lunch in the middle. I had almost 2 and half hours off in the middle of the day.
     
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  13. DuckKin

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    Just got my mentor at the high school that is a 10 minute walk from my house.
     
  14. gilstein21

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    Me too last year. In some ways it was awesome, others it was too long
     
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  15. Tro lo lo

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    I had a list of things that I was going to accomplish in that time. I didn't try any, but it was a good list:

    1) Drive to my parents house (an hour each way) and leave a massive shit in the toilet
    2) Play 9 holes
    3) Go to the local casino with a collection of money from colleagues, put it all on either black on the roulette wheel, or one hand of blackjack
    4) See a movie
    5) Drive home and take a nap
     
  16. GrizzliesDrew

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    Jesus Christ. I just had a class of 33 teenagers today where only 4 of them knew who Luke Skywalker's father is.
     
  17. pearl

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    First day back as well
     
  18. Tro lo lo

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    Checked my schedule today. Fool-ass counselor dumped a 9th grader in my section THAT I HAD LAST YEAR, who showed up 3% of days, and when he did, he'd either A) yell eat a/suck my dick or some form of fuck until kicked out B) verbally/sexually assault his female peers C) rap at the top of his lungs with his headphones in. His cumulative average was a 0.08%. Best part? We have a several sections for repeaters.
     
  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Every single freshman this year should have been born AFTER 9/11. It's mind boggling the disconnect. Seriously, ask a kid under 16 who someone like Chris Farley is. You'd be lucky if 10% of kids you ask could identify him.
     
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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    Just a yearly update on my King Kong quiz...1st period quizzed and already the streak continues!!!

    Question: What building does Kong climb to the top of in New York City?

    Answer: Eiphal(sic) Tower
     
  21. pearl

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    Had a student ask me "was slavery still around when I was born?" fuck you little girl, fuck you ... :whyioughta:
     
  22. Jake Barnes

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    Anybody done/doing edTPA certification?

    It's packaged as part of my 5th year program here, just finished our first technical check last night. Redundancy at its finest.
     
  23. pearl

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    One of my students went missing Thursday after school. Still no word

    Another student, who just transferred in Thursday, Mom passed away last Saturday. She almost got to fighting because she was arguing with a male student and he told her “fuck you and your mom”
     
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  24. pearl

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    Update on the missing student.

    Apparently they found her being held against her will and being drugged
     
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  25. London Humphreys

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  26. PAHokie

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    At least she is alive. Seems like story of missing girl ends with death more often than not.
     
  27. dump

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    fucking mississippi
     
  28. pearl

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    2nd worst day of the school year just occurred. Parent/Teacher conference day
     
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  29. pearl

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  30. pearl

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    Snow Day!!! No school!!!
     
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  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Maybe it's just because there are more students (thus increased odds) but there are a lot of wack job parents at the high school level
     
  32. DriveByBBQ

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    I had a professor in college who would hand out a blank world map the first day of class and tell everyone to fill it out just to get a read on everyone.
     
  33. Jimmy the Saint

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    Which of you fuckers made them all write a paragraph of the lyrics from, "We Didn't Start the Fire?"
     
  34. pearl

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    Been out of school going on 3 weeks. We were supposed to start back on the 8th, however, the extreme cold temperatures caused all the pipes to burst in the city. District wide closure the entire week

    Parents are mad because “I ain’t got no one to babysit”
     
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  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    A week into school and our new unit on radio. All we’ve talked about is radio for 5 straight days. Today, I talked about Orson Welles’s original 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast. After 25 min of talking about this radio broadcast I say, “Ok, let’s listen to a selection of it.”

    Mother fucking dumbass: “Why aren’t we watching it?”
     
  36. Biship

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    13 years, I have the best group of kids I've ever had.

    Should I start looking for a new job
     
  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    Absolute laziest cheating I’ve ever seen. “Sr” just submitted his homework with “Da” the original author’s name in by far the biggest font on the page.
     
  38. TC

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    Make him sign up for TMB then come to this thread to get tsk tsked by all of us as punishment
     
  39. pearl

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    An 11th grade student at my school was shot and killed last night
     
  40. pearl

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    1 more week until Spring Break, any of you have plans?
     
  41. duc15

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    I have 3 weeks still and conferences in the middle
     
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  42. pearl

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    Thoughts and prayers, when is your Easter break? We're not getting one down here because of inclement weather days make up
     
  43. duc15

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    What’s an Easter break?
     
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  44. WhiskeyDelta

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    Pretty much avoiding US98 for the next 6 months cuz of all y’all tourist fucks.
     
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  45. ashy larry

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    happy walkout eve. anyone's admin being bitches about this?
     
  46. bigred77

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    whats walkout eve?
    its spring break round here
     
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  47. gilstein21

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    National walk out day tomorrow to protest gun violence
     
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  48. ashy larry

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    this. student walkout at 10:00 until 10:17. some districts in sc have gone on record as being whack saying students could face disciplinary action if they participate
     
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  49. scatman duse

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    My admin has things planned for all the walkout students from 10am until 11:15am. We are only 35 miles from Stoneman so our district has pretty much mandated participation.
     
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  50. ashy larry

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    seems like mandated participation could be a slippery slope but better than disciplining students for participating