good god, having said this I have little doubt I was probably just as lost as they were at that age. But I would have never plagiarized a movie review or thought cheetos were exceptionally pleasing either....I heard steak and prime rib are nice.
Im sure a lot of schools had this but at my HS if you had a study hall you could be an aide for a teacher. Pretty much what you did was occasionally grade papers, sit there, etc. I did it for our O line coach who played college football and was around 6-5 290. When he was in the mood he'd find the smallest reason to go off, go on a 10 minute rant, then come back to the little office I sat in cracking up giving me high fives, it was fucking hilarious.
Talking Westerns in my class the last couple of days. Mother fucking GUY in my class had no idea who fucking John Wayne or Clint Eastwood are!! I was proud that the rest of my class starting verbally abusing him for his ignorance.
Another facepalm worth item is that he said he's only seen 2 Westerns in his life: Wild, Wild West and Shanghai Noon.
Same thing, I agree. You know how you tell if they're indian? If his last name is patel. If its not he's something else
Spit take in class today!!! So, a kid was trying to shorten a video clip on FinalCut this morning, and he asks me from across the room, "How do I shorten this?" My obvious response was, "Just think about baseball." Girl sitting next to me and drinking coffee spits it out in another girl's face!! AWESOME!
the fact 15 year old girl understands what you are referencing is the reason I pray I dont have a girl whenever I have kids
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I had 2 kids that started dating in my intro class year sign up to be in my television production class together this year. They fucking broke up yesterday. Now, I gotta deal with their relationship shit, and 2 students in a class of 14 who don't want to speak to each other.
Scrap your current lesson plan, and do something related to Romeo and Juliet. Preferably a play that the students have to act out. I'll give you 3 guesses as to who is Romeo, and who is Juliet, but you are only going to need 1.
Re: School's out, bitches! Last 2 weeks of school: Naked Gun The Social Network Princess Bride The King of Kong Walk the Line Quiz over The King of Kong. Final Exam Kids out!!!!!!!!!!
Re: School's out, bitches! Oh...actual test questions from my classes: 2. What is the setting of Pygmalion? A. London at the turn of the 20th Century B. London at the height of the Elizabethan Era C. 17th Century Belgium D. The post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland, where gasoline has become the most precious commodity and one man stands alone in the face of marauding biker gangs. His name…Mad Max.
Re: School's out, bitches! 50. Here’s the situation: You’re in the market for a video game console. What you’re looking for in this new console is: 1) The ability to play Blu-ray discs 2) A free wireless adaptor built into the system 3) Free access to the Internet using that free wireless adaptor 4) Wireless controllers you don’t need batteries for, because this isn’t the 1970s anymore, am I right? 5) A system that doesn’t break if you breathe on it wrong 6) Better exclusive games like the incredibly thrilling titles God of War 3, Little Big Planet, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, and Metal Gear Solid 4. 7) Free social networking games like Playstation Home. 8) A network that people are so jealous of, they hack into it to try to level the playing field What type of video game console are you going to buy? A. Xbox 360 B. Nintendo Wii C. I can’t buy it, because it’s not possible to create a gaming system that incredibly awesome. D. Playstation 3
Re: School's out, bitches! King OF Kong...not King Kong. Earlier this year I showed my kids the original King Kong from 1933. Why would I show them any other version?
Re: School's out, bitches! my bad, selective reading on my part. The original King Kong is the only way to go.
Re: School's out, bitches! Showed my ESE kids Twister the other day, I said "how many of you have seen this movie?" 1 kid raised his hand and thought I said Twilight
Re: School's out, bitches! It's not really that sad...it's a shitty movie made when this year's high school seniors were 3.
Re: School's out, bitches! Do modern high school kids have TNT/FX/TBS blocked from their televisions?
Re: School's out, bitches! Oh and I was talking to this kid about NBA basketball and he brought up Ray Allen, I asked him if he remembered He Got Game and he looked at me like I had 9 eyeballs
Re: School's out, bitches! 27. How do Pickering and Higgins get Eliza into the ball? A. They avoid the line and go through the kitchen, just in like Goodfellas B. They say she is their cousin. C. They say she is Pickering’s adopted daughter. D. They sneak her in under their coats
Re: School's out, bitches! well to be fair I gave him a chance, we were talking about hs players who jumped to the NBA him: what about ray allen? Me: Jesus Shuttlesworth? Negative he went to UCoon him: who? Me: You know from the movie He Got Game? Him: oh.....no never heard of it
Re: School's out, bitches! So I'm subbing in a Seniors only econ class yesterday, and everyones done and just chilling out so I'm asking them all what they plan on doing after graduation, I get the normal answers "Join the military," "go to college," "take a semester off," etc. I get to this tall rail skinny black dude who I've had in a few other classes before and I ask him what he plans on doing, he looks me dead in the eye, doesn't smile, and says, "I'm going to be a porn star," nearly fell out of my chair laughing.