The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by audrew, Aug 9, 2010.

  1. Arkadin

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    did you ask him to show you his meat
     
  2. RO

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    My name is not TDCD from the swingers thread.
     
  3. audrew

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    I taught a 6'5" black guy 2 years ago...asked everybody in the class what they wanted to do when they graduate. I expected him to see pro athlete of some kind....nope. He was dead set on becoming a truck driver. He had the whole thing planned out. Didn't need college...just went from high school to trucking school.
     
  4. DDotGA

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    <3
     
  5. huskerrolly

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    C
     
  6. audrew

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    Good job. Did you get the other Pygmalion question?
     
  7. audrew

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    School doesn't start for another week, and I've already kicked a kid the fuck out of my class.


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  8. Jack Parkman

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    shit you go back early as hell, school doesn't start down here until the 29th
     
  9. audrew

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    No shit...we get out earlier though. Like May 15th. Need to request the school district to relax the dress code for August and allow teachers to wear shorts.
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Guess it has its advantages, can only imagine wearing pants all day with this heat wave though. Shit you'd have to pay me extra to leave my classroom
     
  11. audrew

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    Gotta wear a tie day one....

    Predicted temperature: 98 degrees.

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  12. Jack Parkman

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    lol watch the AC break
     
  13. Seavie

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    :ohgosh:
    Love this thread
     
  14. Poe Dameron

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    we start on August 22nd and end on May 30th.

    :bartscottcantwait:
     
  15. audrew

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    Anyone want to bet the over under at kids who say Transformers 3 is their favorite movie? O/U set at 4 out of a total of 70.
     
  16. FatKilmer

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    Over at 6
     
  17. Poe Dameron

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  18. Jack Bauer

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    I'll go with 7.
     
  19. audrew

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    I got my class rosters today...I found a sophomore with a 71 average in my class last year and who was suspended 180 days for drugs somehow got signed up for my advanced film class. This was a problem because:

    A) He's a dumbass
    B) He's a cheater (he was one of the 7 who plagiarized the same film review for Stalag 17)
    C) He's an asshole
    D) I don't let sophomores into my advanced film class
    E) He brings fucking drugs to school...see A.
    F) Every student in that class is supposed to be pre-approved by me.

    Went to guidance and told em....get this fucking chode out of my class.
     
  20. duc15

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    I really don't care what the over/under is set at but i will take the over
     
  21. prerecordedlive

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    Wish I had audrew for a teacher at some point.
     
  22. audrew

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    Everybody does. They had to institute a "NO FRESHMEN" policy for my classes because too many people signed up. Only freshmen I have this year are administrators' kids.

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  23. Jack Parkman

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    When watching that TDK interrogation scene again that Audrew posted for some reason I died laughing at his gigantic king chair behind his desk in the background. Reminded me of the one Lebron sat in that SVP stole that SC commercial :loldog:
     
  24. OTM

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    The fuck? You didn't fail him?
     
  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Do you have much trouble keeping your eyes off the :powe: ? That's all a couple of my teacher friends talk about
     
  26. audrew

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    He passed the first semester with a 71. He was failing the fuck out of the 2nd semester when he got suspended and sent to alternative school. I'm supposed to take his average from what I was teaching him and the grade he got in alternative school. He had a 56 in my class when he left. He got a....wait for it...90 in alternative school. 73 overall average. :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
  27. audrew

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    :crossedarms: :welpseeyalater:
     
  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Would be my biggest concern as a teacher.
     
  29. Larry Sura

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    can we pick the movies you show?
     
  30. audrew

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. Larry Sura

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    come on man...requiem for a dream...see if they still like drugs then.
     
  32. Tylers Kids

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    in the last week of my senior year in engrish class we had a sub. she said we could watch as many movies as possible before the end of the week. i tricked her into schindlers list. after she got done being horrified for a variety of reasons she let us finish it.

    thanks in advance for thinking my story was cool.
     
  33. EdmondDantes

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    i enjoy this thread every time i read the new posts
     
  34. Jake Barnes

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    posting for updates.
     
  35. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    how did i miss this before
     
  36. huskerrolly

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    Re: School's out, bitches!

    A
     
  37. Clutch

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    i start the first week of September
     
  38. Tylers Kids

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    Clutch do you have another week of high school
     
  39. Clutch

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    one more year and i'll be out of high school :chatzy:
     
  40. Andy Reocho

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    Great thread. Will be following for the upcoming school year
     
  41. audrew

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    Side bet...Over/under of GIRLS who will say one of the Twilight series is their favorite movie. O/U once again set at 4.
     
  42. Jake Barnes

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    How many girls do you usually have in your class?
     
  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Over.
     
  44. audrew

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    Without looking 20-30
     
  45. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    I don't even know these kids and I fucking hate them.
     
  46. Jake Barnes

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    oh, then over. way over.
     
  47. Babou

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    over
     
  48. Redav

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    Don't know what it is about your sig, but I just watch it over and over.


    Stupid ass edged weapons thread.
     
  49. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

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    I watched Schindlers List in my film class :idk:
     
  50. audrew

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    I want to show it to my class, but my administrator told me she'd have to make a special request to the district. "Don't hold your breath" is what she told me.