The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

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  1. pearl

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    Christmas break is upon us

    Who else is getting bombarded with emails about unlocking assignments because “my grades”
     
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  2. pearl

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    I know I’m late on this. I’d like to imagine that in a just world this would easily be passed. However, not with a Republican controlled house it won’t.

     
  3. huskerrolly

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    The fact they proposed this right at the end of the year kinda tells you how confident they are it would pass. The bill would have to be reintroduced this year.

    A bump even to 60k would be amazing. I would assume my masters and time served would get me past 70k which would honestly be life changing for me.
     
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  4. pearl

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    Would put me close to $70k as well in my current district. Would be fucking awesome.
     
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  6. pearl

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  7. huskerrolly

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    100%
     
  8. duc15

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    Took a dean of student job over winter break that will hopefully morph into a VP role at our middle school. Nice change of pace as I was becoming a little burnt out in the classroom
     
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  9. Tro lo lo

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    Similarly, I took a new position that just involves advising new teachers. I set my own schedule and travel from building to building. It is a four year commitment, and in five months, the autonomy alone has been completely rejuvenating.
     
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  10. duc15

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    yea it’s the stuff I like about teaching, connecting with people and developing relationships, without the drags of teaching
     
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  11. Tro lo lo

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  12. huskerrolly

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    how long have you guys been teaching for?
     
  13. gilstein21

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    Year 20 here
     
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  14. pearl

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    Year 9
     
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  15. huskerrolly

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    all secondary right?
     
  16. Tro lo lo

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    Year 19. All secondary and middle ELA (7, 8, 9, 12, and some higher-ed)
     
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  17. gilstein21

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    first two years 8th grade, but one of my classes was for high school credit. High school ever since with a variety of chemistry and physics combos, but all AP physics for the last 5 years.
     
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  18. huskerrolly

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    would love to move up to secondary, asap
     
  19. pearl

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    Yep. First 7 years I had nothing but freshman. Last year all APUSH. This year all sophomores and 1 repeat USH class
     
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  20. Tro lo lo

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    What grade/content do you do? How long?
     
  21. huskerrolly

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    Elementary PE, 4th year. Worked at an elementary school for 10 years before that though.

    I also teach night school PE and summer school at the high school. Enjoy it so much more.
     
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  22. Tro lo lo

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    In my experience, (and I was surprised by this) high school beats middle school. Coaching/mentoring beats high school. Teaching college sucks.
     
  23. duc15

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    year 7
     
  24. duc15

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    Middle school here
     
  25. scatman duse

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    Salary increase? I was offered similar position within my district but floored when they told me it’s same salary schedule as teacher. In the end I actually would reduce my salary because I wouldn’t be able to do extra period supplement that I’ve been given the last 2 years.
     
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  26. duc15

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    yea it came with a raise
     
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  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    Year 14, all secondary
     
  28. shawnoc

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    Year 5, secondary (that’s HS, right?)
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    10 years in the public school system. Worked elementary, middle, and high. Got my sweet university job at the beginning of my 11th yr in August. Life is good.
     
  30. bigred77

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    What is night school PE?
     
  31. huskerrolly

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    It goes from 6-7:30 on MW. It’s mostly band and show choir kids that can’t or don’t want to take it during the day.
     
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  32. Shawn Hunter

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    How many combined hours does it take one of them to make a free throw line jumper?
     
  33. huskerrolly

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    it’s a weights class
     
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  34. pearl

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    Just informed that 11 of my re-testers for USH, passed the state exam in December. LET’S GOOOO!!!

    onward to graduation
     
  35. Chumbolone

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    Which one of you…

     
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  36. pearl

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  37. Hank Scorpio

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    Holy shit! that's awful!

    It's sad that my first thought goes immediately assuming that her administration and school district probably didn't support her before this incident and how they definitely won't after.

    Always document your requests for assistance with a student.
     
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  38. Constant

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    Jesus! Was that brown-shirt a security guy? He sure took his sweet time getting into it.
     
  39. pearl

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    I read that he was a military recruiter and has to be very careful on how he interacts with students.
     
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  40. Jake Barnes

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    ExEd and 504 kid, I’m sure.

    We have a number of them, but thankfully I’m at a MS and not dealing with a giant like that.
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    ironic
     
  42. Chumbolone

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    Contrast with this Marine’s reaction…

     
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  43. pearl

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    First thing you see in the video is parents complaining about what he did too
     
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  44. pearl

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    Our district salary scale for next. #poor

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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    That's basically the same as the county I used to work in (St Pete/Clearwater area). What city/town are you in?
     
  46. huskerrolly

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    mine is about 4,000 more a year. Still shit
     
  47. duc15

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    Ours isn’t much different here. We just got a 6.5% cola increase in our cba negotiations for this year that will kick in as soon as we ratify and then 3.5% increase both of the next 2 years. But I’m hoping to be admin by next year so I should see a nice big bump.
     
  48. Tro lo lo

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    We aren't going to talk about the fact that Bachelor's is spelled incorrectly?
     
  49. pearl

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    Holy shit at my district not spell checking


    I’m in the only urban school district in the state,
     
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  50. Emma

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    Gotta love the abundance of sickness, sneezing, snot flying and coughing going around. Fucking pick this shit up every year, stupid weak ass immune system.
     
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