The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by audrew, Aug 9, 2010.

  1. Redav

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    No way they'll let you show that.
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    have you made your list of films your showing this year or do you just kinda pick as you go?
     
  3. huskerrolly

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    I saw that my freshmen year in school.
     
  4. Poe Dameron

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    one of my friends said that in her high school film class they watched Oldboy
     
  5. Tylers Kids

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    you watched schindlers list your freshman year at a public high school?
     
  6. GrizzliesDrew

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    She a liar
     
  7. Poe Dameron

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    she went to the best academic public high school in the district, usually those are the most progressive too.
     
  8. GrizzliesDrew

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    I teach at the best public high school in the district....doesnt make her not a liar
     
  9. Poe Dameron

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    Audrew, I was wrong when I said it was the best high school in the district, it's one of 250 best public high schools in the nation. This high school even has a International Baccalaureate Diploma Program too.
     
  10. GrizzliesDrew

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    Don't see where that means dick about her lying about Oldboy. I'm familiar with the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. "Ultra-violent South Korean Action Films: Oldboy to The Host" is not a part of the curriculum. She's lying.
     
  11. RO

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    IB programs are generally offered at joke schools as a magnet program to attract non low income students.
     
  12. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

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    In my film class, everyone just signed a permission slip at the beginning of the year that allowed them to watch whatever R movies we wanted.

    We only saw a couple because the teacher said the district still frowned upon it but he was my teacher was a great :americanzi:
     
  13. Poe Dameron

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    why would she lie about something so insignificant such as seeing Oldboy while in film class in high school?
     
  14. GrizzliesDrew

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    So you could remember it and think it was cool and mention it to someone else and then defend it with some bullshit IB excuse.
     
  15. Poe Dameron

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    I can discern when people are bullshitting me, she knew of films & tv shows that no 18 year old would never know about when I first met her.
     
  16. Craig Pettis

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    it appears Jedi mind tricks will not work on him
     
  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Who would lie about watching Oldboy in a film class?
     
  18. Owsley

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    team audrew on this one
     
  19. Craig Pettis

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    a gypsy
     
  20. SandB21

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    Audrew, how do y'all structure the school news program?
     
  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    To sound cool. The real question is why would any teacher show Oldboy in high school?

    There's nothing you can say that will convince me she's not lying. Graphic incest scenes are enough for me to say no possible way.
     
  22. Poe Dameron

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    over at 7
     
  23. Redav

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    Was hilarious when I was in school and we watched the older Romeo and Juliet. Thing was rated G and had fucking nudity in it. Our teacher just covered the screen. Friend of mine student taught with a lady that didn't understand technology. She was playing it on a projector and when the nudity comes up she just tried to block the image on the the projector screen. :facepalm:
     
  24. ndpat3130

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    lol. same thing happened when we were shown Romeo & Juliet in school.
     
  25. ottocreek

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    hipsters
     
  26. Arrec Bardwin

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    I still remember my teacher standing there for like 5 minute holding a book over her tits.
     
  27. Redav

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    Seriously. Shit was rated G is what still gets me.
     
  28. Phil Connors

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    Not bad at all....

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  29. Bruce Wayne

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    My Lit teacher threatened us with bodily harm if we laughed when Romeo's hairy ass appeared on screen.

    The school's other Lit teacher stopped and rewound it a couple times to keep showing everyone Romeo's hairy ass/Juliet's rack. He later became principal and joined/started a movement to get the book/play/movie outlawed in community schools. Can't explain that.
     
  30. Sam Elliott

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    Haha I remember watching that version in 9th grade. Man that was a long time ago.
     
  31. Poe Dameron

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    I watched that version of Romeo & Juliet my freshmen year of HS, my teacher just told everyone to shut up during the boobs/ass scene.
     
  32. GrizzliesDrew

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    Suicide prevention training for 2 hours

    :killme:
     
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  33. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Ironic choice of emoticon.
     
  34. Mr. Bean

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    think we watched that sophomore year
     
  35. og

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    we got to see boobies and the teacher was like 'I am pretty sure this is child porn but fuck it'
     
  36. GrizzliesDrew

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    We have to do it a day in advance during 1st period. Basically just do the morning announcements, the pledge, moment of silence, and wordpower definitions
     
  37. FatKilmer

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    Actress who played Juliet was only 15 at the time.
     
  38. og

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    me gusta
     
  39. SandB21

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    Moment of silence? Interesting.

    In H.S. We did ours live every morning. The people in the class had to create so many "commercials" throughout the semester and they were played during the broadcast. We were assigned or created ideas that had something to do with what was going in the school. Friends and I always took the liberty of doing something irreverent to the topic and made it funny. That was a great class really enjoyed it. Flirted with the idea of doing broadcast journalism in college but decided against it. What did you major in? Was it tough to get that position?
     
  40. GrizzliesDrew

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    We also do commercials for various school stuff. They like to have fun with those. I majored in Mass Communications and specialized in promotion during news internships. Because of that, I was able to get a news promotion job right out of college. Stayed with the company 7 years until they laid off the highest salaried non-manager in every department. In the promotion department, I was making the most money...sad as that was. Unless you work in sales or on camera...local TV news is shitty pay. But, I will admit it is fun as hell.
     
  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    My room comfortably seats 34 students. My 4th period class roster is currently at 35.

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  42. FatKilmer

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    Haha fucking awesome
     
  43. Wu

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    first girl to claim a Twilight movie or first guy to claim Avatar sits in that chair :twocents:
     
  44. FatKilmer

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    Just make it a punishment chair in general. At the end of every class whichever kid did or said the most idiotic thing has to sit there the next class.
     
  45. Denisovichhokie

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    Watched the same version in 9th grade. Had a sub who was supposed to cover it with a folder but got engrossed in whatever she was doing and missed it.
     
  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    School starts tomorrow....go ahead and make this your top WATCHED thread
     
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    Watching...
     
  49. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ugh...already had a kid show up to first period even though everyone knows you go to homeroom the first day of school.

    :cmonson:
     
  50. FatKilmer

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    It looks like you found the first occupant of the shitty corner desk.