The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Vegas is happy today!! In a shocking turn of events....ZERO girls picked any of the Twilight movies as their favorite film, while Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon pushed at 4 exactly.
     
    #351 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 8, 2011
  2. FatKilmer

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    Any other shit-tastic selections?
     
    #352 FatKilmer, Aug 8, 2011
  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    Rocky 5...the one with Tommy Morrison. 3 people said Grown-Ups.

    Oh, and one girl said her favorite movie of all time was fucking SEVEN POUNDS!!!!
     
    #353 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 8, 2011
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    :laugh:
     
    #354 Poe Dameron, Aug 8, 2011
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    hahaha
     
    #355 brobson, Aug 8, 2011
  6. DDotGA

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    Grown-ups? Da fuck?
     
    #356 DDotGA, Aug 8, 2011
  7. Corky Bucek

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    she done goofed by saying Seven Pounds
     
    #357 Corky Bucek, Aug 8, 2011
  8. GrizzliesDrew

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    I lied to her to not hurt her feelings by saying I actually liked the movie except for the ending (I hated the whole thing) but I then went into a diatribe about how retarded the jellyfish element was.
     
    #358 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 8, 2011
  9. Babou

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    Have you made anyone sit in the penalty box yet?
     
    #359 Babou, Aug 8, 2011
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I was just about to pop in my VHS of Seven Pounds.
     
    #360 Stone Cold Steve Austin, Aug 8, 2011
  11. Guns

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    <3 this thread.
     
    #361 Guns, Aug 8, 2011
  12. Bruce Wayne

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    Nigga please
     
    #362 Bruce Wayne, Aug 8, 2011
  13. CasanovaFrankenstein

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    What's the most surprising answer you've gotten back for favorite movie?
     
    #363 CasanovaFrankenstein, Aug 8, 2011
  14. GrizzliesDrew

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    Rocky 5. Who the fuck picks the worst Rocky movie as their favorite? The most pleasantly surprised I've been was last year when a freshman girl said her favorite movie was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
     
    #364 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 8, 2011
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    Seven Pounds? Call the counselor. That bitch is about to try to off herself.
     
    #365 prerecordedlive, Aug 8, 2011
  16. CasanovaFrankenstein

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    did he happen to think that Rocky Balboa was rocky 5 and was just making a mistake? or did he actually know it was the tommy morrison disaster and picked it anyway?
     
    #366 CasanovaFrankenstein, Aug 8, 2011
  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    He said, "The one with Tommy in it"
     
    #367 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 8, 2011
  18. Corky Bucek

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    No fucking way. You need to give him a hw assignment of watching the first 4 Rocky's
     
    #368 Corky Bucek, Aug 8, 2011
  19. CasanovaFrankenstein

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    what an insolent little cunt.

    put him in the shame desk.
     
    #369 CasanovaFrankenstein, Aug 8, 2011
  20. ohhaithur

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    I'm starting grad school for education now.

    Thread makes me want to kill myself
     
    #370 ohhaithur, Aug 8, 2011
  21. Clutch

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    what a whore
     
    #371 Clutch, Aug 9, 2011
  22. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh, I also had 2 kids say Horrible Bosses was their favorite movie ever. I wanted to ask "Was today's lunch the best meal you've ever had?" but I bit my tongue.
     
    #372 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2011
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  23. Louis Holth

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    I wish you could have been my teacher.
     
    #373 Louis Holth, Aug 9, 2011
  24. RO

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    Would make an excellent reality show to film audrew's classes daily with his voice over commentary/real world style interviews spliced between clips.
     
    #374 RO, Aug 9, 2011
  25. Givenyoutheirall

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    Watching as well
     
    #375 Givenyoutheirall, Aug 9, 2011
  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    Me: "Movies are an optical illusion because moving pictures don't exist. A movie camera simply takes 30 still pictures every second, and then we you see them played that fast, your brain can't tell the difference."

    Dumbass: "Wait...so if they're filming an explosion for a movie, they have to make it stand still so it can move?"

    Me: [​IMG][​IMG]

    Dumbass: [​IMG]
     
    #376 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2011
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  27. Redav

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    Wat?
     
    #377 Redav, Aug 9, 2011
  28. NP13

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    not that hard to understand
     
    #378 NP13, Aug 9, 2011
  29. Redav

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    No shit. Was "watting" the student.
     
    #379 Redav, Aug 9, 2011
  30. NP13

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    oh, well :respek:
     
    #380 NP13, Aug 9, 2011
  31. tne

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    now watching
     
    #381 tne, Aug 9, 2011
  32. prerecordedlive

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    Phenomenal. The punishment fits the crime.
     
    #382 prerecordedlive, Aug 9, 2011
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    :parrot:
     
    #383 Babou, Aug 9, 2011
  34. Poe Dameron

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    Audrew, you as cold as ice.
     
    #384 Poe Dameron, Aug 9, 2011
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    Funny thing today...I was shooting the intro standups for all the kids who do the morning news show at school. I like to do goofy stuff like the news team in Anchorman. One kid suggests he do his standup as he's walking out of a bathroom stall. I'm like sure, that's pretty funny. I decide we'll go in the teacher's lounge men's room because it will definitely be empty. The other 2 guys in the class want to come because they've never been in the teacher's lounge before. So, I say sure. So, it's me, a camera on a tripod, and 3 high school boys walk into the teacher's lounge. Another teacher is in the lounge and says, "Hey guys, what's going on." I responded the only way I knew how..."I'm taking these 3 guys in the bathroom with my camera....be right back."
     
    #385 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 10, 2011
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  36. Corky Bucek

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    hahaha
     
    #386 Corky Bucek, Aug 10, 2011
  37. CasanovaFrankenstein

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    audrew if i make a dunce cap and mail it to you, will you force ignorant students to wear it?
     
    #387 CasanovaFrankenstein, Aug 10, 2011
  38. IngloriousBasterd

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    ask me about my wiener
     
    #388 IngloriousBasterd, Aug 10, 2011
  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    LOL. Kids watching a silent video today where a hobo kidnaps a girl. However, they used the more archaic term TRAMP when referring to him in the title and dialogue cards. They had a handout to answer questions with as they were watching. One of the questions was "Who kidnaps the girl?"

    One kid's answer: The ugly, slutty girl.
     
    #389 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 12, 2011
  40. clemsontyger04

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    The ugly, slutty girl
     
    #390 clemsontyger04, Aug 12, 2011
  41. ACEDGOD

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    great thread
     
    #391 ACEDGOD, Aug 15, 2011
  42. Gaknight

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    Big fan of Audrew and wish you were my film teacher instead of the fat, ignorant douche I had
     
    #392 Gaknight, Aug 15, 2011
  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    They added a 35th kid to my classroom in 5th period...so, the newest kid has to sit in the dumbass desk. His name? Drew. Can't explain that.
     
    #393 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 15, 2011
  44. GrizzliesDrew

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    Showed Birth of a Nation today...big :w2d: sees the first picture of the KKK in the movie and says to the kid next to him, "Yo, is this nigga serious?"
     
    #394 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 15, 2011
  45. Craig Pettis

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    should have locked eyes with him and been all

    [​IMG]

    that or hit him with a Roll Tide
     
    #395 Craig Pettis, Aug 15, 2011
  46. Corky Bucek

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    :loldog:
     
    #396 Corky Bucek, Aug 15, 2011
  47. Jack Parkman

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    Audrews reaction from his desk shoulda been

    [​IMG]
     
    #397 Jack Parkman, Aug 15, 2011
  48. NCHusker

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    or eat dick nigga
     
    #398 NCHusker, Aug 15, 2011
  49. Givenyoutheirall

    Givenyoutheirall I spend entirely too much time on this board.

    :roll:
     
    #399 Givenyoutheirall, Aug 15, 2011
  50. Black Falcon

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    #400 Black Falcon, Aug 15, 2011
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