The Venting Thread, AKA things that piss you off

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Knight, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. One Knight

    One Knight Waiting for the other shoe to drop
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    In no particular order...

    - People parking in the road when their driveway is empty.

    - Admitting to a behavior as an excuse for said behavior (ie. "I know i'm a horrible driver").

    - "Onlooker delays"; I have a 2-3 hour commute each day, nothing more infuriating than crawling along at 5 mph for 30 minutes only to discover that its two cars parked on the side on the highway because of a fender bender. People need to stop staring and keep fucking driving.

    That said, very happy to live in a country where I can go online and bitch about things that piss me off.
    Love you all, TMB fam
     
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  2. DollarBillHokie

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    The above poster likes to park in front of other people's houses.
     
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  3. One Knight

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    I can neither confirm nor deny this.
     
  4. TDCD

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    2-3 hour commute?
     
  5. je ne suis pas ici

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    People who smack while eating are the worst

    People who smack while they eat and also bite their forks are literally the devil
     
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  6. Arkadin

    Arkadin It's like Woodstock
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    If I had a 2-3 hour commute daily I'd hate everything too
     
  7. milquetoast

    milquetoast Still waiting for an Idaho logo icon
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    Thread title reminds me of a South Park episode...
     
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  8. -Prime-

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  9. Cornelius Suttree

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    Baby boomers

    Getting snow in my shoes when I'm wearing cotton socks

    Condoms
     
  10. VoodooChild5

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    Doing laundry.
     
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  11. TheFreak55

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  12. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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    Girls filing their nails next to me
     
  13. One Knight

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    Team Vasectomy
    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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  15. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    I've determined that there's a well choreographed world wide conspiracy to make driving miserable for me.

    Why don't you want to get out of peoples way? WHY? Cruising in the left lane a few mphs under the speed limit is what people who love the devil do. Secondly, I'm not racing you. You want to go faster than me? By all means, do it. My cruise gets set to 78mph. I'll happily sit in the right lane while everyone passes me.

    Cunts
     
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  16. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    What is this, I don't even
     
  17. One Two

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    I will never understand drivers that will almost go on two wheels to pull out in front of me and proceed to drive under the speed limit, people who park their grocery carts in the middle of an aisle, and people that stand right in front of elevator doors and act surprised to find someone on the other side (GoodForAnother)
     
  18. Jigga

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    People who park in fire lanes in front of grocery stores right next to signs that say no parking or stopping
     
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  19. Baron

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    I'm still stuck on him saying he has a 2-3 hour commute every day.
     
  20. a.tramp

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    Motorcycles parked in the yellow striped area adjacent to handicapped parking. That is part of the handicap space assholes, it is where wheelchairs unload.
     
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  21. Mitch Cumstein

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    I don't care about that. let 'em do it. When the fire happens and their windows get smashed, then lol.

    Stupid people are free to do whatever the fuck they want unless it's impeding someone else's liberty.
     
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  22. One Knight

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    sad but true. Used to live about 20 minutes away but after the divorce had to move up north.
    All things considered it was a good thing, better schools, better area, etc. The commute sucks but the job and the place we live are all worth it, and the only inconvenience is mine.
    That's a deal i'll take any time.
    Plus, i get to listen to lots of satellite radio and audiobooks, and it gives me time to cool off if i've had a bad day.
     
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  23. One Knight

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    that is round trip, but yeah. 2 hours almost never happens, here recently its much closer to 3. I4 was always hell, but with the Ultimate I4 project, its pushed so many people to the toll roads that used to be mostly clear.
    On weeks where I have Half Knight, I leave the office at 425 and I consider myself lucky to make it to his school by 550 PM.
     
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  24. Mitch Cumstein

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    you going jax to orlando? fuck that. I commuted Flagler Beach to Maitland for a year. The only time I had to go to an office every day over the last 20 years. miserable. cunts
     
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  25. One Knight

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    not quite that bad, Lake Mary to Davenport (Intersection of I4 and US 27 basically). Right through the heart of the I4 shit at the worst time of the day (7AM).
    I usually take 417 back in the afternoons, but its almost as bad as I4 anymore.
     
  26. Mitch Cumstein

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    oh god, that's awful. :blech::blech::blech: my condolences. but, if you're making it work, good deal. 417 wasn't too bad when I lived there. too many people though nowadays making me need to vent.
     
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  27. Celemo

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    About 1 out of 4 times the local Taco Bell fucks up my order, never affects my wife or kids...just what I wanted

    There are at least 9 unmatched socks in the hamper

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  28. roonskie

    roonskie Let's fuck some shit up
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  29. Chicago Seminole

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    Eastern Europeans and Asians standing too close to you in public spaces like the grocery line.
     
  30. Mitch Cumstein

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  31. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
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    People who don't use their turn signal.
     
  32. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    I hate how cunty the judges on Chopped act when they don't like something. You made the chefs cook an appetizer using quinoa, gummy bears, yak milk, and pork rinds...no fucking shit it ain't gonna taste good
     
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  33. Celemo

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    Or flip it on a nanosecond before they brake suddenly and make their turn
     
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  34. Mitch Cumstein

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    this only pisses me off when I'm waiting to pull out and the fucker that was hard chargin up the road hits the brakes and turns on the street I'm trying to pull out of.

    Cunts
     
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  35. John McGuirk

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    People who take the elevator on the second floor

    Take the stairs you fatass
     
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  36. C A N E

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  37. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    You fuckin mad Wyoming bitches son???
     
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  38. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    People having their phone out at a concert or sporting event and video taping it or putting it on Snapchat or Instagram. It's HD in front of your face. Live in the moment.

    People in my office who never change out the water cooler jug or refill the Keurig.
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    death by a thousand paper cuts is the only just way to deal with these people
     
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  40. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    People who aren't specially aware in crowded areas. Aka the person who leans against the hand rail on a crowded train so they can use two hands to text while everyone else around them is trying to reach around them and share the 6 inches of handrail space that isn't covered by your body.

    More of a single instance, but this happened today and pissed me off. City of Miami spent a decent amount of money to turn some little used parking lots in downtown into public parks. The picnic tables were put in yesterday. As of this afternoon they all had graffiti on them. Fuck whoever it was who felt the need to deface something brand new that was put in to benefit the whole community.
     
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  41. CraigAnne Conway

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  42. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I opened a hot sauce packet today and instead of neatly tearing off a corner it ripped all the way down the seam and the entire side of the packet was open.

    Day ruined tbh
     
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  43. BellottiBold

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    ... and, you know, Trump.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    This motherfucker, public enemy #1 all about the smacks

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  45. CraigAnne Conway

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  46. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    People who drive below the speed limit for no reason, more so at commute time.
     
  47. Futureman

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    Anytime someone tries to recap how drunk they got as if it's a skill
     
  48. boone

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    this is slightly worse than the assholes who stand on the escalator.
     
  49. CraigAnne Conway

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    Standing on an escalator is one thing... Standing on a moving walkway at the Airport sends me into a murderous episode.