The Walt Disney World Resort Thread: Splashed for the Last Time

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  1. fucktx

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    no kids

    a 5 year old little sister that my mom is really too old to take to the parks and spend all that time there so i go with her instead
     
  2. fucktx

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    adopted sister*
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    Yeah you have a credit for the tickets just to use whenever you like, you just have to pay the ticket price difference for those days if there is any
     
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  4. Todd Bonzales

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    I respect your decision, but also simultaneously hate your fucking guts for making me begin to have feelings of doubt.
     
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  5. Jack Parkman

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    There is no doubt from me

    However the thought of spending days there and the second some kid sneezes or picks his nose and then wipes it on the splash mountain log I know I'll never hear the end of it

    would rather just go another time where everyone is concerned over every little thing
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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    BTW saw some lady committed suicide the other day by jumping off of the contemporary

    that....thats one helluva way to go
     
  7. afb

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    you also have to do it pretty quickly as they have a net system built into it that they can deploy
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    Been a helluva few days at disney, saw someone called 911 saying some guy had a gun under his jacket at the beach club and the scene outside the beach club looked like in Terminator 2 when he shoots at all the cop cars in the parking lot from the second floor of cyberdine systems
     
  9. Todd Bonzales

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    All minigun movie scenes are best scenes.
     
  10. CF3234

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    did not know that, that's pretty cool.
     
  11. Swamp_Monkey

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    You're a good big brother.
     
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  12. Jack Parkman

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    She rode Rise?
     
  13. TheFreak55

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    or better yet one of your kids doing this

    first trip as an adult kid in front of me for Test Track was constantly knuckle deep in his nose or ass, that was five years ago and I'm still dead inside a little
     
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  14. fucktx

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    oh no i did that while my gf went on the toy story saucers with my sister
     
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  15. afb

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    that epcot background loop tho
     
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  16. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Going to Cali Grill tonight. Lets see if the net catches me.
     
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  17. Jack Parkman

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    Im sure it'll cross your mind after you get that bill
     
  18. MrOutlaw

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    If I lived in Orlando, I’d join club 33 (if they’d have me)
     
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  19. fucktx

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    pretty sure it’s only at disneyland

    edit: nvm i was wrong
     
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  20. CF3234

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    20k a year just to have access to a single room where you still need to pay for everything, nah.
     
  21. Todd Bonzales

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    Don’t you get a bunch of passes and other shit, too?
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    Just me but I feel like if I was at Disney every few weeks the “magic” would wear off and I’d eventually burn out like dtx is right now

    would hate for that to happen, I’m good spreading it out

    as is my bank account
     
  23. fucktx

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    after being at both numerous times the last few years, disney world is much better for the occasional visit and disneyland is better if you were going to go regularly
     
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  24. Doug

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    Yeah I'm starting to get there and we've gone 6 or so times in 4 years. Now since we're traveling we always go hard while at the parks, rope drop, long days, stay for fireworks etc. It's exhausting and making me broke. I really want to tak ea year or two off, also hope the kiddo starts watching harry potter so we can do Universal next time.
     
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  25. Jack Parkman

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    I’d burn out much quicker if I was doing it that way. We like to get to the park, hit the big rides then head back to the hotel so my kids can nap and then eat outside the parks before heading back for fireworks

    even doing that my feet and body is killing me from all that walking so I can’t imagine how your body feels doing all day multiple days
     
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  26. afb

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    it's all about adjusting how you go

    my way is pure relaxation and no stress

    we got to DHS at 245, rode runaway railway, left at 4
     
  27. dump

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    wait Gibbons has kids now

    fuck
     
  28. Jack Parkman

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    you have no kids

    I can tell
     
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  29. Jack Parkman

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    youre next buddy!
     
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    we’re all so old now
     
  31. fucktx

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    you have annual passes?

    seems like a big waste of money to go and ride one ride and leave
     
  32. afb

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    ya, I live 20mins away and go about once a week
     
  33. afb

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  34. fucktx

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    that’s not really comparable to the rest of us then imo

    most of us try to squeeze as much as possible in 2-3 days

    don’t like spending vacation days on disney because i’d rather do something better with those days
     
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  35. Jack Parkman

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    Then you don't understand that your way of relaxation and no stress is nearly impossible

    Unless I was able to hit around the world at epcot twice before my kids woke up that is :gfa:
     
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  36. afb

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    i'm not saying what I do is possible for other people, more so just adjusting expectations and you can relax more if wanted (to an extent)
     
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  37. fucktx

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    that’s definitely true

    i skip a lot of the rides now that i’ve been on them and prioritize others more

    also usually stay at the polynesian so we usually watch the fireworks from the beach there instead of dealing with all the fucking people. much more relaxing
     
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  38. Jack Parkman

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    I see now how you can afford to go to Disney so much
     
  39. fucktx

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    huh? i usually stay in the villas and book pretty last minute. costs me 600-900 a night depending on when i book most of the time
     
  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Earn, like, affinity Hilton points all year + reward night certs = blowing hundreds of thousands of points for one trip a year and stay for a week and a a half. With that, I get a pass for every day I’m there. The difference is negligible after you buy five or six. Our nine-day ticket this year is not far from a five day. So because of that, even with seven and eight year old girls, we can visit the parks for small periods of time and be efficient. Also, the more we go, the more relaxing our trips become because we know the lay of the land now.
     
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  41. Jack Parkman

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    600-900 a night on a hotel when u are staying multiple days is pretty crazy especially if you are going to be in the parks most of the time you are there

    but that’s just me getting on my soapbox about these Disney prices again, if you’ve got money like that do you
     
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  42. fucktx

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    oh i was confused as to what you meant. it’s expensive as fuck and i’m tired of blowing through my money and i think that’s why i’m getting tired of disney too

    it’s only worth doing that maybe once a year, staying a resort that is. but my stupid ass does it every time. if i have to go any more in the near future i’m going to stay at the hilton or some shit
     
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  43. Todd Bonzales

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  44. 941Gator

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    what is a good restaurant in Orlando, not on disney property?
     
  45. Todd Bonzales

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    We’re gonna try Bull and Bear when we’re down there. I’ve heard nothing but glowing reviews. It’s expensive, but you’re a lawyer or something and make, like, a million a year.
     
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  46. fucktx

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    la luce
     
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  47. Todd Bonzales

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    Or this ^^^^^
     
  48. DrTomOsbourne

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    Our deposit is due in full on March 21st... I'm waiting until the last minute. I'm having second thoughts with this damn sickness going around.
     
  49. CF3234

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    I’m sure they are willing to help out with that. Have you called and asked them?
     
  50. Jack Parkman

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    deposit on lodging or Disney tickets?