There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

Welcome aboard, be sure to do an intro thread so everyone can get to know ya.

 

You ever heard of peaking too soon?

 

How many first threads have you read?

 

this is like asking a chick to marry you because she jerked you off in the car. you need to date TMB, buy it a few drinks. you'll get all kinds of ass to mouth if you put your time in.

 

Name change already?

 

My bad, I should have excluded my subscriptions to various LARP boards.

 

Had to use the google machine to know what LARP was.

 

Haha yeah, I didn't realize I was entering a user name when I first signed up.

 

I attribute all of my knowledge of LARP to Fantasy Factory and Role Models.

 

:skepticlehippo:

 

Plus there is snow on the ground. You'd think a predator would be thinner during the winter.

 

Spectacled hippo:

 

how come no one has said it yet...???

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO are you, HOO HOO, HOO HOO?

 

I have been puzzling over this post for days now. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

 

Obviously not many 60-70's British rock fans on here

 

- Laughed at the initial failure
- Laughed even harder at the "turn off all the lights, I read online..." (I could only imagine you reading in this thread, turn off the lights...check"
- Maybe woke up roommates when the thing took a shit
- Without a doubt woke one up when it hit the window

Grade A fucking thread so far

 

haha cyclist is pretty awesome

i think it might be a frank martin reference

 

Just read the thread. Pure gold all the way aroumd

 

or CSI fans.

 

God dammit.

 

it was too easy

 

My dad was doing something outside one time and came upon a big owl trapped in a barbed wire fence. He went up to it and the owl barely flinched. My dad carefully freed his wing and the owl didn't do anything or try to bite him the entire time. Once he was free the owl just looked at him and stared as if to say, "thanks my man." Hopped and skipped a few steps, and turned around and looked back at my pops before flying away.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs3FjpL13jo

 

It's his spirit animal The owl didn't do anything because he wanted your dad to eat him so that your dad's soul could be complete. Since your dad let the owl free, his spirit is permanently fractured now. Unless he can track down, kill and eat that owl, still? Does he know where it resides?

 

Latest tweet had me

Stan The Owl ‏ @StanTheOwl1
@BreeOlson Look, It's a known fact that you're a freak. The real question is why you haven't been with an owl yet?#Imhunglikeatoybreeddog

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currently what im doing.

pretty sure 99% of nwestgator's likes have come from this single thread.

 

A Garthok update wouldn't be a bad thing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Qqu_WBIc

 

Did you not listen to the song I posted?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY

 

Just here for the

 

I have a 20 page paper to write and I chose to read this instead

 

is it on the nesting habits of owls?

 

I think this should be the official gif for shooing trolls away.

 

I had a similar experience to BudKilmer except I was going Blantons over PBR. Wife thought the thread was hysterical though. Thought NWGator's brother threw the towel like a little girl.

Oh, and that mountain lion is fucking awesome. Would be so tempting to tie up random animals in the yard and watch him eat them. Maybe tie up the occasional person as well.

 

Pretty sure this is a fucklion guys, you don't want to fuck with it. Native to Pearl MS

 

Is it time to change the thread title to Nature In or around my house

 

My House as a Zoo

 

Slocum was from Philadelphia.

 

Likes are still coming in from posts made on Friday. Makes me think a lot of people are having a productive Monday morning.

 

jagr is such a pussy