Just read the whole thread. God damn I hate that I missed it. NWGator should be ashamed of himself for not having a pet owl right now. Also not sure why he put his little brother in charge of trying to catch the bird while he just filmed it and made gigigigigigigigigigi sounds when his new friend just wanted to take a little fly around. Damn I wish I had an owl. God smiled upon you and you spit in his face NWGator.
I think I found our boy, Stan. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tavzp/rip_annabel_attacked_by_an_owl/
I feel with the edit, I made it clear that my post was just a result of intense, temporary retardation.
Yea, I have gotten a couple as well. I imagine that it is similar to getting residuals from a TV show you were on that is now in reruns.
Was thinking of this scene the entire time reading this thread: Would have been Squints the Secret Santa ball python > Stan > Garthok if Tylers Kids had roommates that weren't more interested in men than owning an awesome house mascot. I hope you killed it with fire. Sick, stinking, disease ridden spawns of satan.
If you don't get the reference and its relevance to this thread and the post I quoted, then I can't help you.
buddy of mine caught a possum in his trash can in auburn freshman year. squirted lighter fluid on it and dropped in a match then kicked over the trash can. then had target practice with a 12 gauge vs. a flaming ball of fire possum. yes it was in one of the trailer parks on wire road.
twas nothing but a coolstorybro that stemmed from the prior post of killing a possum with fire. take from it what you will
That's not really a story I'd share with people. Not only am I now judging your friend for being a sick fuck, but I'm also judging you for letting him do it. Burning any animal is some twisted shit.
Fuck possums. They climb into grain bins and shit, horses eat it, get EPM which is a virus that burrows around in their spinal cord and causes them to lose all muscle control. Watching your best rope horse go down in the back because of those bastards
If it was a midget, I'd understand, but a possum? I mean, it's just a possum looking for some possum pussy and possibly a bite to eat... How would like to be tortured while you're at your favorite watering hole or in the Taco Bell drive thru late night?
I'm not sure what I find more enjoyable. When someone spells it like that or pronounces it Dash Hound.
I'm sure my boss would be thrilled to know I just spent the last hour reading this thread from page 1. Conveniently it is 5:00 and time to go home now. Worth it.