There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. ths

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    This was my original thought but I don't want to imply stan is a troll...

    Hmm...
     
  2. ohhaithur

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    I mean now it is
     
  3. Talking Head

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    Just read the whole thread. God damn I hate that I missed it. NWGator should be ashamed of himself for not having a pet owl right now. Also not sure why he put his little brother in charge of trying to catch the bird while he just filmed it and made gigigigigigigigigigi sounds when his new friend just wanted to take a little fly around.

    Damn I wish I had an owl. God smiled upon you and you spit in his face NWGator.
     
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  4. TLAU

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    What TH said. Great read this morning
     
  5. LuPoor

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  6. hudson

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    really important purrrrson.
     
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  7. ths

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    Is this a serious q? You know Stan would take any feline as a prize
     
  8. killrbee7

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    Hell yea. Stan loves him some pussy.
     
  9. LuPoor

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    I feel with the edit, I made it clear that my post was just a result of intense, temporary retardation.
     
  10. Clubber Lang

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    need to get this doormat now:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. ths

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    Im not judging you bro
     
  12. Joshuam2107

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    This shit killed me
     
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  13. Redav

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    Yea, I have gotten a couple as well. I imagine that it is similar to getting residuals from a TV show you were on that is now in reruns.
     
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  14. TigerPawTattoo

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    Can't believe I missed this thread on Friday. :feelsbadman:

    :stan:
     
  15. killrbee7

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. hudson

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  17. Pharoh

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    Would like to say I was the 200th like.
     
  18. skeezy

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    mountain lion slayed me
     
  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. slogan119

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    That's Clutch's room, right?
     
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  21. Biff Bridges

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    Was thinking of this scene the entire time reading this thread:



    Would have been Squints the Secret Santa ball python > Stan > Garthok if Tylers Kids had roommates that weren't more interested in men than owning an awesome house mascot.

    I hope you killed it with fire. Sick, stinking, disease ridden spawns of satan.
     
  22. Arrec Bardwin

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    If you don't get the reference and its relevance to this thread and the post I quoted, then I can't help you.
     
  23. STEVE HOLT!!!

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    I would have set that opossum on a t-ball tee and played home run derby with an axe.
     
  24. TLAU

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    buddy of mine caught a possum in his trash can in auburn freshman year. squirted lighter fluid on it and dropped in a match then kicked over the trash can. then had target practice with a 12 gauge vs. a flaming ball of fire possum.

    yes it was in one of the trailer parks on wire road. :pdl:
     
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  25. Voodoo

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    Your friend sounds like such a badass.
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    That is some serious trailer park mad
     
  27. TLAU

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    twas nothing but a coolstorybro that stemmed from the prior post of killing a possum with fire.

    take from it what you will
     
  28. The Best Alive

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    That's not really a story I'd share with people. Not only am I now judging your friend for being a sick fuck, but I'm also judging you for letting him do it. Burning any animal is some twisted shit.
     
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  29. TLAU

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    nigha shouldn't have been rummaging through that trash can :twocents:

    :justsayin:

    it's a possum. nbd
     
  30. Biff Bridges

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    Fuck possums. They climb into grain bins and shit, horses eat it, get EPM which is a virus that burrows around in their spinal cord and causes them to lose all muscle control. Watching your best rope horse go down in the back because of those bastards :tebow:
     
  31. Capstone 88

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    Auburn University, ladies and gentlemen
     
  32. TLAU

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    Bama fan would have had sex with the possum :twocents:
     
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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    GOOD ONE!
     
  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    GOOD ONE!
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

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    So TLAU is friends with JxnReb who is friends with a guy who ran over a dog with his car.
     
  36. Redav

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    Why not just kill the opossum? You are fucked up if you do that to any living thing.
     
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  37. Capstone 88

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    Wouldn't expect a 27 year old getting D's at AUM to come back with anything better than this
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    *Dockson
     
  39. Jake Scott

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    If it was a midget, I'd understand, but a possum?

    I mean, it's just a possum looking for some possum pussy and possibly a bite to eat... How would like to be tortured while you're at your favorite watering hole or in the Taco Bell drive thru late night?
     
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  40. brobson

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    I'm not sure what I find more enjoyable. When someone spells it like that or pronounces it Dash Hound.
     
  41. Not William

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    Bunch of cock-grabbing, animal torturing sociology majors imo.
     
  42. Moxin24

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    I would happily castrate TLAU 's friend. Anyone who tortures an animal doesn't need to live.
     
  43. wes tegg

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    I laughed much harder at JXNreb's spelling.
     
  44. 1

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    I'm sure my boss would be thrilled to know I just spent the last hour reading this thread from page 1.

    Conveniently it is 5:00 and time to go home now.

    Worth it.
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    God damnit TLAU
     
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  46. Baby Herschel

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    Just reminding NWestGator what he missed out on.

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  47. TLAU

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    I would fuck any friend up that ran over a dog
     
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  48. Blu Tang Clan

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    : AnchormanIdon' tbelieveyou: