There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. cyclist

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    Dress the owl in a bowling shirt.

    :heythere:

    Definition of omen:

    An owl in a bowling shirt...

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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    I blame myself for missing this on friday. How could i not open a thread with the title "there is an Owl in my house".
     
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  3. The Hebrew Husker

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    ALECOCK I looked and didnt see this answer, so I must ask where was this extremely large cat photographed at?
     
  4. AIOLICOCK

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    Not sure tbh, the guy kinda moves around alot--I suspect Oregon, based on that being a place he spends a lot of his time, and the fact that it looks like Oregon in the picture.
     
  5. The Hebrew Husker

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    I was guessing that or Colorado after I saw your post saying he was a hippie.
     
  6. 941Gator

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    long time lurker, first time poster
    dress the owl in a bowling shirt
     
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  7. ACEDGOD

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    Still getting likes from this thread :smug:
     
  8. Pharoh

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    I like how someone pulled up a chair to watch the lion
     
  9. Nostradumass

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    Finally read through this whole thread. I don't know how I missed it originally, but I kept seeing Stan's emoticon popping up on the board and could never figure out its purpose. Finally I googled "weird owl the mainboard" and here I am.

    I feel like this thread deserves an award, but I can't believe it went 18 pages and never had this posted:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74
     
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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    NWestGator any idea whatever became of the gentleman that had a coyote in his house? I feel like that must've made at least some kind of local news.
     
  11. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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  12. 941Gator

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    i don't know how it did it, but the damn lion pic stole the show imo.
     
  13. BlazingRebel

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    I hear a owl outside my window. :stan: has officially claimed me as his next victim.:ohnoes:
     
  14. cyclist

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    Just wait until he puts on the ole bowling shirt:

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  15. BlazingRebel

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    :ohnoes::ohshit::welpseeyalater:
     
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  16. clemsontyger04

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    Saw this thread bumped was all :chatzy:

    Open thread and :stan:

    So disappointed right now
     
  17. WhOaMi

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    So how did the owl get in?? out??
     
  18. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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  19. hudson

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    rather long story so I'll spoil it.
    :stan:
    read the damn thread
    :stan:
     
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  20. Buster Mahomes

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    Stan used the door like the gentleman he is.
     
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  21. gamecockdoc

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    g'damn it! I thought he was back

    :tebow:

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  22. Wicket

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  23. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  24. The one unknown

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    I got yer House OWL right here !

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  25. LuPoor

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  26. BMR

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  27. 941Gator

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    I can only assume that's the actual owl posting
     
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  28. D. Silver

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  29. Granadafan

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    The owl needs a sweet winter coat.
     
  30. BuckeyeRiot

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  31. GoodForAnother

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    goddamn owl still has 10 likes on me

    at least 34 has him beat now
     
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  32. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    In the owls defense, you're an incredibly average poster.
     
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  33. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    that's true
     
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  34. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    oh god! please have mercy on me.:bow::yousoright::popcorn:.
     
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  35. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    I don't mean that
     
  36. GoodForAnother

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    hey. thanks.
     
  37. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    No. Thank you
     
  38. 3NolesFan3

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    I can't certain, but I would guess it's probably not a good idea to feed it or let it in the house. It would probably eat children and fuck your wife.
     
  39. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    8likes
     
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  40. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    shut up smeegle.
     
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  41. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    by the way.
    how is old fsufsu doin ?:bow::blush::bird:.
    hearns goin to UF ? HA!
     
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  42. Aaron Hernandez

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    a baby owl somehow got into my screen enclosure and has been perched there all day
     
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  43. angus

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    Where are the pictures?
     
  44. Aaron Hernandez

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  45. Jimmy the Saint

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    Zero fucks given by that owl
     
  46. Spoons

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    Well what are you waiting for, get that fucker in the house.
     
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  47. Redav

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    Wave him in.
     
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  48. D. Silver

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    Yep, still funny the second time.
     
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  49. BellottiBold

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    Do you have a dog to stare at him for you
     
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  50. Jake Barnes

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    Well 34 , you had a good run at the top.