There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    #51 Pokes, May 4, 2012
  2. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    I'm serious, I'd be naming that motherfucker Stan and we'd be chillin' for as long as I could keep him in the house.
     
    #52 Moxin24, May 4, 2012
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  3. Babou

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    just get a sweet mask and talk to it imo

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    #53 Babou, May 4, 2012
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  4. Jimmy the Saint

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    Got a bat in my apartment last year and had to do that. I either killed or stunned it with a pillow and then threw it off my balcony with a towel.

    I much rather would've had an owl.
     
    #54 Jimmy the Saint, May 4, 2012
  5. Forrest MacNeil

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    Stop polluting
     
    #55 Forrest MacNeil, May 4, 2012
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  6. Redav

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    So, how did it get in your house?
     
    #56 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  7. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

    DannyO'brienIsOurSatan Formerly Canefin561

    Had the same thing happen to me actually. Different kind of owl, but the fucker wouldn't leave because he would just keep flying as high as possible. After about of an hour of trying to make it leave, I just turned the lights off and left the room. The owl eventually flew out the open window.
     
    #57 DannyO'brienIsOurSatan, May 4, 2012
  8. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Are you sure he isn't trying to deliver your mail?
     
    #58 20/20/20/20, May 4, 2012
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  9. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    hes just tryna encourage a brother

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    #59 Taques, May 4, 2012
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  10. Jake Scott

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    The one I had to grab(because my friend is a pussy) hissed loud as shit. It was behind a huge TV mounted pretty high on the wall in some shelves. I just knew that bastard was gonna bite me. Grabbed him, ran towards the door and slung it, glove and all. :rockin:
     
    #60 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Hahahahahahahaha
     
    #61 Stone Cold Steve Austin, May 4, 2012
  12. NWestGator

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    They want us to catch him with a towel and put him on a branch outside. Hopefully animal control isn't trolling me right now
     
    #62 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  13. Fidelio

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    oh, fuck yea
     
    #63 Fidelio, May 4, 2012
  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    :popcorn:
     
    #64 Jimmy the Saint, May 4, 2012
  15. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Please get someone to record that shit.
     
    #65 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  16. Jake Scott

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    Um yea, fuck that.
     
    #66 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  17. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    It's like The Raven, only the raven is an owl.
     
    #67 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  18. EagleDuck

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    Poor lil feller probably just pulled a little Kiko on you. Just leave a window open and he'll find his way out.
     
    #68 EagleDuck, May 4, 2012
  19. BellottiBold

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    Orrr... (now, hear me out...) You could do nothing but take a bunch more pictures and post them. Yea? right?
     
    #69 BellottiBold, May 4, 2012
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  20. Jake Scott

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    After some Juggsian type research, if an owl is in your yard it's considered a sign of death.

    That thing is in his house. :ohnoes: RIP NWGator
     
    #70 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  21. I'll Give You Asthma

    I'll Give You Asthma speak hate, get a plate, eat cake...bitch
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    Act like a bird and just start running around screaming, see if it follow you out the front door.

    And record this happening
     
    #71 I'll Give You Asthma, May 4, 2012
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  22. Babou

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    It's THAT simple.
     
    #72 Babou, May 4, 2012
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  23. BhamBammer

    BhamBammer Showtime for Heisman
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    Why does this cool shit never happen to me?
     
    #73 BhamBammer, May 4, 2012
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  24. BellottiBold

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    and attempt to feed it (spit food into its mouth.)

    (also recorded.)
     
    #74 BellottiBold, May 4, 2012
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  25. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Or just roll the towel up and snap the owl with it. Your call.
     
    #75 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  26. I'll Give You Asthma

    I'll Give You Asthma speak hate, get a plate, eat cake...bitch
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    Either way...we need more pics and videos
     
    #76 I'll Give You Asthma, May 4, 2012
  27. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    just give the dude a tootsie roll pop and hey you guys just became best friends
     
    #77 hamsterdam, May 4, 2012
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  28. NWestGator

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    Shit, went out of the room to get a towel and goggles and he switched positions, can't reach him now
     
    #78 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  29. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Asking him which way Laremy Tunsil is leaning.
     
    #79 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    Can we get a live feed of the owl trolling you?
     
    #80 Jimmy the Saint, May 4, 2012
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  31. Jake Scott

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    ladder
     
    #81 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  32. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Goggles? Is it the wild spitting owl that's in your house?
     
    #82 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  33. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    ask him for his eternal wisdom. maybe you'll get lucky
     
    #83 three stacks, May 4, 2012
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  34. JohnLocke

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    im jealous
     
    #84 JohnLocke, May 4, 2012
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  35. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    been a lot of good posts this afternoon on tmb
     
    #85 EdmondDantes, May 4, 2012
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  36. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    fuck this shit ...

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    #86 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  37. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Just leave him be, he'll leave when he's good and ready. You are quite the dick of a host.
     
    #87 Manny, May 4, 2012
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  38. Snakes

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    Running into the owl on Legend on Zelda was one of the more frustrating parts of my childhood.
     
    #88 Snakes, May 4, 2012
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  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    :roll:
     
    #89 slogan119, May 4, 2012
  40. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    are you feeding him anything?
     
    #90 Snakes, May 4, 2012
  41. -Prime-

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    Buy a cage and keep him as a pet
     
    #91 -Prime-, May 4, 2012
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  42. IHHH

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    He's outcoaching you, kind of like Jimbo versus Muschamp.
     
    #92 IHHH, May 4, 2012
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  43. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    #93 MORBO!, May 4, 2012
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  44. Jake Scott

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    That thing is bad fucking ass
     
    #94 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  45. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    Q: I'd like to keep the aforementioned Owl around, what can I do to encourage it to stay? Can I feed it?
    A: The best way to encourage your Owl to stick around is to build it a house! We have an Owl artificial nest resource page to help you with this. I recommend trying to feed them.
     
    #95 triple-r, May 4, 2012
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  46. Obscure Movie Reference

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    #96 Obscure Movie Reference, May 4, 2012
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  47. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    #97 Duck70, May 4, 2012
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  48. BellottiBold

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    invite some girls over and have a "my owl is fucking badass" party
     
    #98 BellottiBold, May 4, 2012
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  49. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    As much as I'm enjoying the owl saga, I'm a little curious about how the individual that has a coyote in his home is faring right now.
     
    #99 Jimmy the Saint, May 4, 2012
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  50. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Who, who, who. What are you, a fucking owl
     
    #100 Clown Baby, May 4, 2012
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