There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Demon possessed owl says, " I dare you!"
     
    #101 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
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  2. I'll Give You Asthma

    I'll Give You Asthma speak hate, get a plate, eat cake...bitch
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    I hope this plays out similar to the Tennessee kid and his attempts to remove the raccoon from his home.
     
    #102 I'll Give You Asthma, May 4, 2012
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  3. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    So high my eyes glow
     
    #103 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  4. tandin

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    Making him red beans and rice.
     
    #104 tandin, May 4, 2012
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  5. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    That owl is pretty badass, but I'm absolutely blown away by how tastefully your living room is decorated.
     
    #105 LuPoor, May 4, 2012
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  6. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    [​IMG]
     
    #106 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  7. Jake Scott

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    feed him alka-seltzer?
     
    #107 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  8. SWIMFAN

    SWIMFAN Waiting for 2016: New President, New Coach
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    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
     
    #108 SWIMFAN, May 4, 2012
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  9. nexus

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    these should do the trick
    [​IMG]
     
    #109 nexus, May 4, 2012
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  10. BC Inabinet

    BC Inabinet Well-Known Member

    was gonna say i really liked the crown molding
     
    #110 BC Inabinet, May 4, 2012
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  11. EagleDuck

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    But it already has a house
     
    #111 EagleDuck, May 4, 2012
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  12. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    Yeah, that is if the owl is outside your house, because on google there wasn't anything on the first page about someone having an owl in their house.

    We can be the first, this saga just has to continue for awhile
     
    #112 triple-r, May 4, 2012
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  13. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Add a few rails and he will be Owldolf Hitler.
     
    #113 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
  14. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    this is a great friday
     
    #114 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
  15. Obscure Movie Reference

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    LOwL
     
    #115 Obscure Movie Reference, May 4, 2012
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  16. newengland

    newengland pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd
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    Threads like this one are why I love TMB
     
    #116 newengland, May 4, 2012
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  17. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    amirite guys?
     
    #117 MORBO!, May 4, 2012
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  18. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    [​IMG]
     
    #118 HOOSINSC, May 4, 2012
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  19. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Only 2 pages before the interior decorating was brought up. Good job, TMB, we're growing up!
     
    #119 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  20. Jake Scott

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    That's a nice Hooter
     
    #120 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  21. —

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    1. Set up webcam so we can watch the owl for you
    2. Go to petco
    3. Buy a mouse for 99 cents
    4. Release mouse in living room
    5. Make sure the hunt is visible to the webcam viewers
    6. Get 88238432894249 likes.
     
    #121 —, May 4, 2012
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  22. BMR

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    I think we were all thinking it
     
    #122 BMR, May 4, 2012
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  23. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I'll even PayPal money for the gas to the store and for the mouse if this happens.
     
    #123 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  24. slogan119

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    #124 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  25. LuPoor

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    Fuck.
    *turns off HGTV*
     
    #125 LuPoor, May 4, 2012
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  26. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    looks like he belongs, like if i walked in i'm pretty sure he'd start describing in detail the style and origin of that painting
     
    #126 Shiggityshwo, May 4, 2012
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  27. SWIMFAN

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    i like the modern style of leaning the picture over the mantle rather than hanging up, nice touch

    says "i am fashionable, but fuck yea, i am a guy so i'll just lean this riiiight here"
     
    #127 SWIMFAN, May 4, 2012
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  28. —

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    Lets get a pot going for Nwestgator. I contribute $20 if he does this.
    We could place wagers on how long the mouse would last. $5 says there would be carnage in less than 2 minutes.
     
    #128 —, May 4, 2012
  29. jenks

    jenks too old to learn, too tired to care.
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    lucky bastard... Only thing I ever find in my house is my wife, and that bitch ain't leaving either...
     
    #129 jenks, May 4, 2012
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  30. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    i want to print this out and frame it
     
    #130 42yard, May 4, 2012
  31. Obscure Movie Reference

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    #131 Obscure Movie Reference, May 4, 2012
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  32. Oracle of Omahawg

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    No doubt. Most on here are ready to slam, but did not know how to react to him having a tastefully decorated home with straight pimp crown molding.
     
    #132 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
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  33. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    What's he doing now?
     
    #133 Redav, May 4, 2012
  34. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Hopefully this ends better than the last TMB pet. Sammy you're always in our thoughts.

    [​IMG]
     
    #134 Manny, May 4, 2012
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  35. gamecockdoc

    gamecockdoc Physician on Duty
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    don't piss him off, you wouldn't like him when he is angry

    [​IMG]
     
    #135 gamecockdoc, May 4, 2012
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  36. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    #136 MORBO!, May 4, 2012
  37. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    #137 LuPoor, May 4, 2012
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  38. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I really want to go and do something right now, but I'm more intent on waiting to see how many stitches NWGator needed to close up the wounds when he tried to grab the owl with a towel.
     
    #138 slogan119, May 4, 2012
  39. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    Fuck guys, first attempt was a failure. My brother tried to grab him and he took off flying around the place and hit a window. He's ok, just took two shits. Just going to leave him alone for now.
     
    #139 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  40. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Maybe the baby owl will call for his momma :popcorn:
     
    #140 southlick, May 4, 2012
  41. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Why am I not watching a recording of this on YouTube?
     
    #141 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  42. newengland

    newengland pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd
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    The fact that he took two shits and not just one in your house absolutely kills me for some reason
     
    #142 newengland, May 4, 2012
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  43. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Owl now owns the house IMO
     
    #143 Moxin24, May 4, 2012
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  44. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Well so far ITT you have been given two options. Mouse by the door or coyote. Your choice.
     
    #144 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
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  45. Obscure Movie Reference

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    horned owl chicks are bigger than that owl and are mostly grey... [​IMG]
    also from the wiki on the eastern screech owl
     
    #145 Obscure Movie Reference, May 4, 2012
  46. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Made your ass quit
     
    #146 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  47. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    What a wonderful thread to happen upon.
     
    #147 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
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  48. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    I recorded it, will upload soon
     
    #148 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  49. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, that owl peeked in your window and thought to himself "this room looks empty, let me help a little"
     
    #149 IHHH, May 4, 2012
  50. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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    Dress the owl in a bowling shirt.

    :heythere:
     
    #150 cyclist, May 4, 2012
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