There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. 42yard

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  2. Ace Boogie

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    solid molding in your house
     
  3. jenks

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    the mouse option is no good... She'd just start screaming and probably break something...

    coyotes it is...
     
  4. TheChad

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  5. colonelrascals

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  6. SP1

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    2nd pic - Hardest I've laughed in a long time
     
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  7. Murtaugh

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    This calls for a little of the bubbly
     
  8. Sex Fuckhead

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  9. slogan119

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    I haven't stopped laughing since this thread started. Not sure why, but then again I don't care why either.
     
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  10. Buster

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    This is so fucking awesome. Seriously I'd call those pest control fuckers and tell them he flew out and not to bother stopping by. Then capture him and make him a pet.

    He already has a name: OG
     
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  11. Seavie

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    :laugh:
     
  12. Jpripper88

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    The leopard print lamp is pretty ugly. :twocents:
     
  13. SP1

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    Try to hand feed it some people food
     
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  14. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Am I the only one imagining him and his brother in that scene from Black Sheep?
     
  15. JohnLocke

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    motherfucker is perching up there like a gargoyle
     
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  16. SP1

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    You have some Cheerios or something? I bet an owl would fucking love Cheerios
     
  17. Sex Fuckhead

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    By looking at the thread title it seems the issue is its a "wild" owl. Well you can easily change that. Plus think of all money you will save on future postage.
     
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  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Apple Cinnamon?
     
  19. Sex Fuckhead

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    Did Nwestgator just change the thread title?
     
  20. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Hell no! Honey nut or GTFO!
     
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  22. I'll Give You Asthma

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    If his name is OG, then that nog likes em frosted.
     
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  23. Blu Tang Clan

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    Honey nut is the goat Cheerio and there is no debate.
     
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  24. Jake Scott

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    ever figure out how it got in?

    Kinda the secondary issue here, but pertains to my interests none the less.
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    not even slightly debatable IMO
     
  26. 42yard

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    want to keep it around? feed it some texas brisket. want to get it out of your house? feed it some kc bbq

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  27. JonathanCoachman

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    He probably has a graduation to attend in the next few days so he should leave soon.

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  28. LeVar Burton

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    Yea I was wondering how long it was going to take before it started crapping all over your place and it appears the answer was about 15 minutes.

    I am definitely team keep the owl as a pet.
     
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  29. jenks

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    good question...
     
  30. Blu Tang Clan

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    Team keep the owl and teach it to speak.
     
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  31. Babou

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    There's almost nothing it won't eat.

    Just start trapping shit and bringing it inside. Worst case you end up with a weasel.

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  32. slogan119

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    Could you call pest control and get an update on the coyote?
     
  33. FrankReynolds

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    Do you guys think owls have nipples? Cause i would splash so much ecash to see a video of this guy trying to milk it.
     
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  34. Oracle of Omahawg

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  35. JeremyLambsFace

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    Ironically, I just spit the glass of milk I was drinking all over my iPad screen.
     
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  36. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  37. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Animal Control is transporting to Auburn_Jenks house as we speak.
     
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  38. Pelican

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    2nd greatest bird in America.
     
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  39. VoodooChild5

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    This is amazing.
     
  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Deep Web
     
  41. colonelrascals

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    I SECOND THIRD AND FORTH THIS....FUCK IT GIVE ME THE NUMBER AND ILL CALL.
     
  42. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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  43. 42yard

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    liked before watching
     
  44. JeremyLambsFace

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    Need to keep the owl and teach it to hunt pet cats because fuck cats.
     
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  46. Fidelio

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  47. oldberg

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  48. BlazingRebel

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    Except when these bad boys roamed the earth.
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  49. Blu Tang Clan

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    Lost at the dog peering in from the other room with the "What the fuck?" face.
     
  50. Arkadin

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