There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    close the fucking door
     
    #201 Fidelio, May 4, 2012
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  2. Jake Scott

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    "hang on, I read online..." :roll:
     
    #202 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  3. FrankReynolds

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    "i was reading online..."

    :edmond:
     
    #203 FrankReynolds, May 4, 2012
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  4. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    btw that throw was :aero:
     
    #204 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
  5. Obscure Movie Reference

    Obscure Movie Reference Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
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    should put blankets over every window that isnt the sliding door you're trying to get him to fly out of :twocents:
     
    #205 Obscure Movie Reference, May 4, 2012
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  6. Seavie

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    Let the dog into the room
     
    #206 Seavie, May 4, 2012
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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    The wife says your brother is a pussy and that towel wave from 20 feet away was some weak ass shit.
     
    #207 BuckeyeRiot, May 4, 2012
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  8. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    A thousand times this. And record it.
     
    #208 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
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  9. Jake Scott

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    He shit on your lamp FYI.. Hope you've got some good cleaner, Owl-shit strength cleaner.
     
    #209 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  10. TheChad

    TheChad Boiled peanuts are good

    #210 TheChad, May 4, 2012
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    This. And film the whole thing.
     
    #211 Jigga, May 4, 2012
  12. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

     
    #212 Manny, May 4, 2012
  13. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    my little bro, he has no :dennard:

    We just tried that, he just flew over and landed on top of the molding of the sliding door. Is perched now. Gonna leave him until it gets dark.
     
    #213 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  14. Oracle of Omahawg

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    So much potential with a Mortal Combat battle between the bulldog and the owl! He looked pissed to be missing the action!
     
    #214 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
  15. FrankReynolds

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    No dude, you have to get a coyote in the house, its the only way to remove owls. Swear.
     
    #215 FrankReynolds, May 4, 2012
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  16. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    This is why I have a blow gun

    Dip some darts in Nyquil nigga
     
    #216 Arkadin, May 4, 2012
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    Sweet related video NWestGator

     
    #217 JonathanCoachman, May 4, 2012
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  18. Fidelio

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    or another owl
     
    #218 Fidelio, May 4, 2012
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  19. Babou

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    :laugh:

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    #219 Babou, May 4, 2012
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  20. colonelrascals

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    why wont you keep the owl
     
    #220 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
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  21. —

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    *chanting

    Keep it keep it keep it
     
    #221 —, May 4, 2012
  22. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    #222 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  23. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    capture the owl in the box.

    G.O.A.T. TMB Secret Santa Gift
     
    #223 J.R. Bob Dobbs, May 4, 2012
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  24. Jake Scott

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    Just opened all the doors here... Only a matter of time now :smug:
     
    #224 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  25. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    #225 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
  26. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    How did you trap the owl? I want to replicate your method and catch one myself.

    I'll hang up now and listen.
     
    #226 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  27. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Well if we aren't going to get a recorded dog/owl encounter, we need to get a coyote update stat.
     
    #227 Manny, May 4, 2012
  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    #228 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
  29. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    Users Viewing Thread (Users: 68, Guests: 12)
     
    #229 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
  30. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    #230 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
  31. FrankReynolds

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    #231 FrankReynolds, May 4, 2012
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  32. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    hope the little feller makes it out alright
     
    #232 Owsley, May 4, 2012
  33. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    how I picture nwestgator

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    #233 tne, May 4, 2012
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  34. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    "I need you to come over and help me get this owl out of my house"

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    #234 southlick, May 4, 2012
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  35. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Combat? :cmonson:
     
    #235 Daddy Rabbit, May 4, 2012
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  36. NWestGator

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    he looks pissed ...

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    #236 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  37. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    :roll:
     
    #237 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  38. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    :roll:
     
    #238 EdmondDantes, May 4, 2012
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  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Of course he looks pissed, you're in his fucking house.
     
    #239 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  40. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Yeah, Stan is going to kill you.
     
    #240 Moxin24, May 4, 2012
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  41. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    fffuuuuuu
     
    #241 triple-r, May 4, 2012
  42. Shiggityshwo

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    dude's like the Lattimer of owls head butting glass after claiming his spot, definitely gonna be an attempted rape tonight
     
    #242 Shiggityshwo, May 4, 2012
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  43. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    your house is way nicer than tops
     
    #243 GoodForAnother, May 4, 2012
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  44. Corky Bucek

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    Try this method:

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    #244 Corky Bucek, May 4, 2012
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  45. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    That owl is ploting your demise. It's him or you now. You better wear a motor cycle helmet 24-7 man.
     
    #245 BuckeyeRiot, May 4, 2012
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  46. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    video of extraction attempt #2 coming
     
    #246 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  47. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    "You're a wizard Gator."
     
    #247 Super Vegeta, May 4, 2012
  48. gamecockdoc

    gamecockdoc Physician on Duty
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    Is that your mom's house?
     
    #248 gamecockdoc, May 4, 2012
  49. Red Rover

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    #249 Red Rover, May 4, 2012
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  50. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    I would still like a number to call
     
    #250 colonelrascals, May 4, 2012
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