There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    Yeah parents house
     
    #251 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
  2. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    That owl is the spawn of Satan. I want one now.
     
    #252 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
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  3. Voodoo

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    I want a sloth, a senegal, a direwolf, and now I want an owl.

    All because of TMB.
     
    #253 Voodoo, May 4, 2012
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  4. -Gus-

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    I guarantee you are gonna miss having that owl around the house once its gone.

    Keep it.
     
    #254 -Gus-, May 4, 2012
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  5. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I was just getting up to go out when I saw this post. Now I'm glued to my chair until I get to fall out laughing again.
     
    #255 slogan119, May 4, 2012
  6. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Should start drinking... Then try extraction #3 when good and drunk.
     
    #256 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  7. EagleDuck

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    So many likes being thrown around ITT. Lost hard at the towel wave in the video.
     
    #257 EagleDuck, May 4, 2012
  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    Baby hippos everywhere say fuck you.
     
    #258 BuckeyeRiot, May 4, 2012
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  9. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    HEY YOU GUUUUYYYYYYYSSS!
     
    #259 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  10. GrizzliesDrew

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    Have you even TRIED giving it a letter to deliver?
     
    #260 GrizzliesDrew, May 4, 2012
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I wanted my e-mail address at Michigan to be [email protected]. My mom threatened to withhold tuition if I did such a thing, so I backed down :tebow:
     
    #261 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
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  12. NWestGator

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    #262 NWestGator, May 4, 2012
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  13. Jake Scott

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    If it were to somehow die in your home, I think stuffing it is a proper way of honoring its death. :twocents:
     
    #263 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  14. Seavie

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    #264 Seavie, May 4, 2012
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  15. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    i want to make fun of your giggling and mannerisms but i know i'd be making the exact same noises in this situation.
     
    #265 J.R. Bob Dobbs, May 4, 2012
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  16. TheChad

    TheChad Boiled peanuts are good

    gigigigigigigigigigigi
     
    #266 TheChad, May 4, 2012
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  17. Jake Scott

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    Ok, are those fucking dish gloves?
     
    #267 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  18. tandin

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    your brother is slow as shit with that towel
     
    #268 tandin, May 4, 2012
  19. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    seriously team hippo could NEVER produce a thread of this quality
     
    #269 three stacks, May 4, 2012
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  20. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    If only we'd had such luck with that Zebra a few years back. DAMN I wanted that zebra.
     
    #270 WC, May 4, 2012
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  21. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Then mount it above your toilet so little flecks of pee will get on it for all eternity.
     
    #271 slogan119, May 4, 2012
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  22. newengland

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    How come you never told us that your brother is Mose Schrute from the Office?

    [​IMG]
     
    #272 newengland, May 4, 2012
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  23. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    "He took a shit right on the..."

    :roll:
     
    #273 Blu Tang Clan, May 4, 2012
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  24. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    I reiterate.
     
    #274 Manny, May 4, 2012
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    #275 JonathanCoachman, May 4, 2012
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  26. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    I think his brother wants him as a pet and is butchering each attempt on purpose.

    Smart man iyam
     
    #276 triple-r, May 4, 2012
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  27. tandin

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    he has vision like an owl
     
    #277 tandin, May 4, 2012
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  28. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Seriously though, on the next attempt, shove your brother when he gets close to the owl and lets see if the owl fucks him up. I mean, it's not like the dish gloves are gonna protect shit anyway... Might as well make a memory. Brotherly love IMO
     
    #278 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  29. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    FUCK, I was going to post about that.
     
    #279 Moxin24, May 4, 2012
  30. southlick

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    I like the way you came after him through the door you want him to fly out of
     
    #280 southlick, May 4, 2012
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  31. Jake Scott

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    Kid is going to lose a finger tonight
     
    #281 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
  32. Jake Scott

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    Can't outsmart an owl
     
    #282 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
  33. Dr. Jan Itor

    Dr. Jan Itor I throb for COB #TeamOutlaw

    I'm still not sure why youre trying to kick your ticket to Hogwarts out of your house*

    *his house
     
    #283 Dr. Jan Itor, May 4, 2012
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  34. LeVar Burton

    LeVar Burton Knee deep in a dynasty, ROLL TIDE!
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    You start outside the house on video two. The owl has officially taken over your home.

    Team owl shit all over your house and never leave.
     
    #284 LeVar Burton, May 4, 2012
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  35. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Damn you to hell autocorrect!! Made me lose my street cred!
     
    #285 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
  36. Jake Scott

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    Little update: No owl yet...
     
    #286 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  37. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    One of the best threads ever on TMB.
     
    #287 THF, May 4, 2012
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  38. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    My ocelot shits on your choices.
     
    #288 THF, May 4, 2012
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  39. qazplm

    qazplm Well-Known Member
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    THIS THREAD IS A HOOT
     
    #289 qazplm, May 4, 2012
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  40. bertwing

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    :roll: Holy fuck at that video

    "it's a nice owl, ah fuck he just shit on the lamp"
     
    #290 bertwing, May 4, 2012
  41. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    I love your kitchen... The open concept is nice.
     
    #291 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  42. ACEDGOD

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    #292 ACEDGOD, May 4, 2012
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  43. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    :laugh:
     
    #293 AUB, May 4, 2012
  44. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The Owl has the upper hand imo
     
    #294 Redav, May 4, 2012
  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    It's really good for flying an owl around in.
     
    #295 Redav, May 4, 2012
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  46. rv12

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    still think you need to go to Petco and get a mouse for him to eat. we'll raise some money for you to keep the little guy.
     
    #296 rv12, May 4, 2012
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  47. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    oknole
     
    #297 Jigga, May 4, 2012
  48. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    How many people can say, "I've had an owl shit on a lamp in my house"?
     
    #298 Jake Scott, May 4, 2012
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  49. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Maybe if his bro would complete his ensemble with his mom's apron and a couple of tampons, he would feel protected enough to man up on Stan.
     
    #299 Oracle of Omahawg, May 4, 2012
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  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    So, are you going to sleep with that thing in there?
     
    #300 Redav, May 4, 2012
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