Thick Bitches (NSFW)

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  1. Iron Mickey

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    I wouldn't want to marry her because she'd be unlikely to enjoy the things that I do like being a fucking nerd or backpacking, but for sex... I'm not running any obstacle courses.
     
  2. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Also, girls that pull their bottoms up over their fat stomach- you're not fooling anyone.
     
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  3. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    yay diabetes!

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  4. cdaysker

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    I went to high school with her
     
  5. Corky Bucek

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    Dat Thigh Hip crease :taxes:

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  6. Baseballman86

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    I'm all for easing up on photoshop use. But it's retarded to act like you can be 100lbs over weight yet still healthy (she doesn't really fit that), which is what some people push.

    Ps,

    Would
     
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  7. dukebuckeye

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    Pelican
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    It's the new thigh gap. Face it watson
     
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  9. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  10. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    :pray: everyone starts going after these types of women so the hot thin girls are desperate
     
  11. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    Bunch of fucking liars up in here. Slap that fat juicy ass while those big lips envelop your wiener. Pawgs are some of the best sex you'll ever have.
     
  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    You can't take away my fried snickers bars.
     
  13. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Haha WOOD but anyone that says she couldn't easily go for a run every other day and look 1000x better is either Helen Keller or gay.
     
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  14. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    No. I've never been with a girl that big and even the girls half that size I usually regret and wish I had just masturbated.
     
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  15. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    She's fat everything, though. Except face, which someone pointed out. Jury is out on whether she's one of the fat-people-with-a-pretty-face or a lazy-should-be-thinner girl.
     
  16. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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  17. IvanTheTerrible

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    She doesn't have the body type that I typically go for. But I'd definitely fuck her and play with those tits. Her face reminds me of Vanessa Lachey

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  18. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    I think the only time I've ever regretted sex was simply for the fact that the girl ended up being insane after the fact. I'm not going to really regret fucking around just because the girl isn't always my ideal.
     
  19. TYdeFan05

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    I bet that monkey smells ratchet
     
  20. IvanTheTerrible

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    Judging by her instagram page. She used to be smaller.
     
  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    there's absolutely nothing wrong with this one woman. she's beautiful in the face, but celebrating and promoting people being fat is so absurd. obesity and diabetes related costs are going to be fucking ridiculous for the u.s. in a few years.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    I think you're taking it a little far. VS having one plus-sized model is by no means over-inclusive.

    From a purely economic standpoint, VS is trying to market to big boned gals who worry that the merchandise won't fit them because they only see it draped over rail-thin models.
     
  23. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    No, this is fat everything
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  24. fucktx

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    just wait until they have a morbidly obese model, modeling her bikini while riding in an electric cart that you get at a grocery store in a few years
     
  25. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    The point is clothes shouldn't fit those big boned women until they get into better shape. It's a golden opportunity for change, much like Beyonce at the Super Bowl. You have to take these opportunities.
     
  26. CaneKnight

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    The girls in the girl lifter thread are in shape. Traditional models are too fucking skinny, and this chick is too big. Neither sides of the spectrum are healthy.
     
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  27. Jezebel

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    Tess Munster is next
     
  28. IvanTheTerrible

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    Let's be real, this chick isn't going to change the tide on whether Betty Sue & Johnny decide to get the XXX Large slurpee at your local 7/11 or go hit the gym.
     
  29. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    anyone who says they wouldn't is a low test beta male.
     
  30. Handcuffed

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    nice face

    fun tits, obviously

    disgusting body, even with the photoshop. she probably weighs 225+ and that disgusts me.
     
  31. Pelican

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    The adult obesity rate is associated with Type 2 Diabetes, not Type 1 (juvenile).

    Fuck you.
     
  32. Jezebel

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    I love me some big girls
     
  33. Joe_Pesci

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    holy shit is that accurate?
     
  34. Poe Dameron

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    She ain't no Mia Sand. :wink:
     
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  35. fucktx

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    nah, the reason 50% of america will be fat in a few years is because of the fucking lunches they serve at schools and shitty parents
    it's actually worse now
     
  36. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    those titties are probably awful without the photoshop.
     
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  37. OTM

    OTM Apathy chic: you can't be hurt if you don't care.
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    Good for her.
     
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  38. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    so in like half a generation the obesity rate doubled?

    i've seen the maps before but not the 1995 one
     
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  39. Jezebel

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    Big girls give great head
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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    She's from Nebraska, GBR NFM
     
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  41. fucktx

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    yep
     
  42. Handcuffed

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  43. Jezebel

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    the way you guys talk one would assume you fuck victoria secret models regularly
     
  44. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    I could picture her on my toilet eating a Reuben
     
  45. UCFkc123

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    Oh, I'm gonna like this guy!
     
  46. Jezebel

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    it's me ross dude.I'm back
     
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  47. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  48. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    probably not
     
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  49. NWestGator

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  50. DaveGrohl

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    would snu snu

    but seriously, if her thighs were toned she would look twice as good.
     
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