Thick Bitches (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IvanTheTerrible, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    The other half called her big boned
     
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  2. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    I probably would I guess
     
    #102 HOOSINSC, Feb 11, 2016
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  3. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
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  4. LonghornFinance

    LonghornFinance Texas sports...Strong AND Smart

    maybe she has a thyroid problem
     
  5. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Would fuck.

    Not munching the snatch though.
     
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  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
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    nice face and big boobies

    not my type as I've gotten older and married I find I'm no longer picky regarding what makes my dick wiggle
     
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  7. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    She'd get it from me...Daily, nightly, and ever so rightly
     
  8. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    She isn't a VS model. She is a Lane Bryant and SI Swimsuit model.

    I don't foresee VS delving into plus-sized models anytime soon.
     
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  9. al1

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    Too much woman for me
     
  10. Emma

    Emma Words
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  11. Truman

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    Like this?

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  12. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    She is fat in the ass and legs. Tummy isn't THAT bad, tho.
     
  13. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    5'9? Easily 210-20 pounds. No

    Also:

    LOL.
     
  14. bucs

    bucs better than most
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    guess we're starting threads admiring fat chicks now

    what a time to be alive
     
  15. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I don't get it
     
  16. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    She's trans because until recently she had a pelinis.
     
  17. Dazed

    Dazed Expert
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    Nothing wrong with going hoggin once in a while.
     
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  18. PhupaPhever

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    I would hit it in the morning
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Didn't realize we had so many chubby chasers here
     
  20. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Lot of snickerlickers itt
     
  21. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    I guarantee she's more attractive than any woman you've been with.
     
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  22. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    No problem with that.
     
  23. LetItSoak

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    Yea she's a solid 200+. No thanks, I don't fight out of my weight class
     
  24. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I gotta give TMB credit for growing up a little.
    2 years ago this thread would have been 95% "No way, OMG so fat LOL fat chicks suck! I only fuck girls that are 100 pounds and under!" With Marcus being among the only ones admitting he'd fuck the shit out of this girl.

    Now I'd say it's closer to 65% of users ITT pretending to be ballers.
    Congrats to the 30% who grew up and stopped caring what nerds on a message board think about their sexual prowess.
     
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  25. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    lol, admitting that you would nail her does not a chubby chaser make. Good face, big ass, nice tits, she's better than most of us have slummed with by a large margin, some of us are willing to admit that.

    Then again, we aren't all billionaire playboys.
     
  26. Tony Perkis

    Tony Perkis Living My Best Life
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    Right you are so
     
  27. PhupaPhever

    PhupaPhever Well-Known Member
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    It's because 70% or more of the users here are no longer in college or even in the 30 range.
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I've said it before, but if you wouldn't fuck this chick then you're gay af. Pretty face, big tits and a big ass not enough to get you to beat the pussy up? You gay.
     
  29. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Every single person on TMB would fuck this girl if they got home one day, she was in their bed, and nobody would know about it.

    It really makes me laugh when guys like watson say "no way!!" :roll:
     
  30. Tony Perkis

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    She's a legit 8/9 in the face
     
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  31. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    I found out yesterday that my mom has done some sales consulting for this girl because she knows her parents really well. maybe I can get us a signed head shot or something.

    neat story, right?
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  33. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Let's be honest:

    Most of us have fucked someone who looks worse than her.
     
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  34. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Ah, the ol' "you'd fuck her unless you're a faggot argument"

    Crazy that people have different tastes in everything, right?
     
  35. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    Technical term on the interwebs is "thighbrows" I believe.
     
  36. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    Cankles, fat rolls, cellulite, stretch marks and a substantial fupa.... YOU'RE INSANE IF YOU WOULDN'T FUCK THAT! Some pics are ok but those are photoshopped and airbrushed. This diaper shot really ended any interest for me. Some of her older ones are much better

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    #136 LetItSoak, Feb 11, 2016
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2016
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  37. BamaNug

    BamaNug Half is a lie, but the good part's true
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    The main turnoff is her thunder thighs. Waist up---yea absolutely, great face and tits. But her ass and cellulite thighs are not "plus size model"...they're just fat. So no thanks.
     
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  38. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    lol yeah man...
     
  39. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    She's 5'9" and weighs 200-215 lbs. That's a big girl.
     
  40. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I know what she looks like. Couldn't care less about her stats.

    If you wouldn't put it in her, you're just really not that in to women.
     
  41. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Would take her out for a nice steak dinner. Would call again.
     
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  42. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Whatever helps you sleep at night boss
     
  43. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    You could put a skirt on me and I would be more attractive than her.
     
  44. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    You forget how fat Vontaze Burfict is.
     
  45. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    let us see
     
  46. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Show us what you look like, watson
     
  47. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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  48. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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  49. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    says the guy who had his pictures deleted on here.
     
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  50. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Not really a tit guy, so there are plenty of "uglier" girls I'd rather have sex with. She is a sexy fat girl, though.
     
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