One of my fellow craft beer weirdos kept sending me Instagram pictures of hoppy_floppy_, but they weren’t showing up because I wasn’t following her. I always refused to ever follow or like pages of girls, but I did to this chick and now I can’t unsee her pictures. I’m trying to upload some pictures, but I’m at the lake and service is doo doo.
I'm in pretty damn good shape and if that chick is fat, I'm fat too and sad. Thanks Watson, I now feel I'm fat.
Just ate a piece of leftover giordano deep dish pizza in my hotel room bed while my gf is sleeping, I feel thicc as fuck.