Thick Bitches (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IvanTheTerrible, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    Why won't you show us what you look like?
     
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This should have been a farva poll. Also, I'd be interested in knowing the ages of the woulds vs the wouldnts.
     
  3. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Fat.
    Don't want to see her modeling.
    Would.
     
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  4. Drew

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    Gorgeous face, but the body just isn't attractive to me
     
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  5. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Keep a close watch on your plate.
     
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  6. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I probably wouldn't go out of my way to bed her but I'd go for it if the situation was convenient enough
     
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  7. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    She would have that insane tinder sneak game with 4 high angle pictures of face and tits only. Immediate super like based on that hot face and great bombers. Then you do a double take when she plods into the bar, thighs squishing past each other in that short skirt.




    Then you still bang her.
     
  8. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    I'd fuck both of you but I'd probably be more inclined to call you the next day. Her ass is just big. It's not attractive in the "wider than her hips" way. It's astronomically tall and whoever said that looks like she's wearing a diaper from behind is correct. Those panties are what Jack Black holds up in Shallow Hal.
     
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  9. GeneralPaton

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    Chest up she's hot. Below that she obviously struggles greatly but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't beat that thing up.
     
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  10. Duval

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    34, wouldn't.

    It sucks that I have to tell my wife I'm gay.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    She already knows. It's cool.
     
  12. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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    That should save some time, then.
     
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  13. Emma

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    Fuck everyone who has their own sexual attraction preferences and opinions
     
  14. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Prematurely liked the post then had to take it back for the last line.
     
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  15. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    If you've never pounded a rotund behind from the back, you don't understand the glory of it all.
     
  16. broken internet

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    32, would. But I'm married and my wife has the sex drive of a wet pile of leaves.

    Plus I imagine when you slam a girl this thick from behind, her ass helps push you off as the shock wave comes back just as you're balls deep again.

    I don't physics tho.
     
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  17. Ralph

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    Well that's the problem with guys these days. 50 years ago Marylin Monroe was considered the pinnacle of attractiveness, but now she'd be considered fat by some. They have unrealistic standards and don't appreciate the inherent beauty and outright sexiness of a girl who isn't starving herself all day/all the time to maintain an unnatural weight.

    Can i get you another drink or are you good?
     
    #167 Ralph, Feb 11, 2016
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2016
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  18. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    It's a thing of beauty
     
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  19. bucs

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    you aren't attracted to fat rolls, cankles, and cellulite? you sir are obviously a homosexual
     
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  20. CraigAnne Conway

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    Watson, would you please show us a picture of yourself?
     
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  21. Frank Martin

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    With all that fat to fight through I just find it hard to believe my penis would actually be long enough to get any enjoyment from it.
     
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  22. CraigAnne Conway

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    You're looking for reasons not to fuck her. You might want to get your T-levels checked. How old are you?
    Asking because of legitimate concern.
     
  23. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    I'd absolutely take a blow job and play with her tits. I just can't see myself wanting to fuck with her below the nipples.
     
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  24. dukebuckeye

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    Her legs are legit 5 times larger than mine.
     
  25. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Always a big fan of when Farva asks posters how old they are to prove a point.
     
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  26. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm concerned that he might have low testosterone levels. Pretty disrespectful to him for you to assume otherwise.
     
  27. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    I feel sorry for your penis.
     
  28. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    So is her ass and tits. Is that a bad thing?
     
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  29. CraigAnne Conway

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    watson, Dukebuckeye seems to have a similar stance to yours on this subject. We've all seen duke, and he is a gorgeous man who can probably get just about any woman he'd like. We all enjoy how handsome Duke is... Why not give us a look at your, what I assume is astonishingly beautiful, self?
     
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  30. dukebuckeye

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    I reached out to marcus for his opinion on the situation

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  31. NCHusker

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    Better than a dry pile of leaves at least
     
  32. dukebuckeye

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    I'm blushing :)
     
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  33. 47 straight

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  34. bucs

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    24 :smugdog:

    her face is very nice. but she's probably 220. I'm not having sex with someone that outweighs me by 30 pounds
     
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  35. kmac1231

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    What in the wide world of fucks am I looking at here?
     
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  36. Truman

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    An afterbirth.

    lol jk!!!!! She's crushing a watermelon
     
    #186 Truman, Feb 11, 2016
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  37. Frank Martin

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    I don't need your approval to know I'm too attractive for Ashley.
     
  38. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I have realized this gif personifies the mainboard experience.

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  39. Fidelio

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    he seems a bit rusty
     
  40. CraigAnne Conway

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    I don't plan on approving or denying anything. Why won't you show us what you look like?
     
    #190 CraigAnne Conway, Feb 11, 2016
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  41. CraigAnne Conway

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    You may just have a low libido. Nothing to be ashamed of. You should consider getting your T levels checked though
     
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  42. kmac1231

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    I can tell that something was being edited out. That makes sense.
     
  43. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    This post better get 300 likes
     
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  44. Crepeswithasmile

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    condolences on your tiny little infant penis.
     
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  45. Crepeswithasmile

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    why?
     
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  46. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Because God just made an appearance after 6 months
     
  47. Crepeswithasmile

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    oh and would, but probably wouldn't smile though.
     
  48. Crepeswithasmile

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    pretty sure he's just a fireman from ohio, but whatever.
     
  49. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Watson looked more like that creepy actor people compared br to in the kidnap thread than br does before Watson rid himself of the bowl cut.
     
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  50. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    I would fuck that hell out of her........... if you don't you are a faggot