Thick Bitches (NSFW)

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    watson had a bowl cut?
     
  2. dukebuckeye

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    You're a fireman from Ohio.
     
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  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    wanna see my hose?
     
  4. fucktx

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  5. AIP

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    so you and RapesWithaSmile are headed to the Sam Smith concert together ?
     
  6. CraigAnne Conway

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    Saying you wouldn't fuck a girl like Ashley Graham might be pretty gay, but crying about being called gay for it might be even gayer
     
  7. Jax Teller

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    I've been with some big girls but she's probably close to 40 pounds bigger than me. No thank you.

    Plus I don't like huge asses.
     
  8. fucktx

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    worrying about another man's sexual preferences on an anonymous message board might trump it all
     
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  9. POWESHOW

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    I've fucked better, but I'd fuck this girl too. The difference is I wouldn't parade her around in public. I would have sex with her in the confines of my house and hoped she left afterwards though.

    In short, bitch, I'll fuck anyyyyything
     
  10. Lucky24Seven

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    I think the Granny Panties shit she's wearing pulled up to her belly button make her look bigger. She looks much better in the bikini in the pool.

    Side Note: I realize the SI photo of her is shopped.
     
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  11. Crepeswithasmile

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  12. AIP

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    WTF is that thing, it's what nightmares are made of........ looks all cute then that....
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I wouldn't fuck you, but I'd let you blow me.
     
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  14. Duck70

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    Sounds like you need to hit leg day bro!
     
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  15. Crepeswithasmile

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    think it's a baby sloth, but i've been wrong once or twice before.
     
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  16. AIP

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    we need a thick girl thread

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    sorry, just googled thick girls but you get my point.
     
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  17. dukebuckeye

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    If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
     
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  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    after AIP 's last post i got a strange craving to eat an entire stick of butter and then wash it down with a diet soda. weird.
     
  19. AIP

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    Thick is good every now and then

    No issue if the only grape they ever eat is to get the taste of the big mac out of their mouth.
     
  20. Jake Barnes

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    This one's just got a nice body period, imo.
     
  21. bucs

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    i'm no weight expert, but these girls are probably 30 pounds lighter than the chick in the OP

    but yeah, would
     
  22. dukebuckeye

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    I'd beat these guts.
     
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  23. HatterasJack

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    Uh oh...here we go
     
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  24. TLAU

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  25. Bruce Wayne

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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Have the guys saying they wouldn't ever get with a girl like in the op ever been with a girl like that? That shit is just as fun as a skinny girl but the 2 aren't the same. It's like apples and oranges.
     
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  27. BrickTamland

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    some men just want to watch the world burn
     
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  28. TLAU

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    Was scrolling through the thread to see if anyone else thought about this when they saw her. There is a very very high percentage of chicks like this on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Pretty face, good angles of other pics, and maybe if you're lucky you have 1 full body shot but most likely it's from 2001 when they were 18-21 and in shape. Met up with one Tuesday night. pretty face, nice tits, legs and ass twice as big as any of her pictures. 5'6" and probably 150ish. could have easily taken her home afterwards. went home and smoked weed and played fifa with Shocker and 47 straight instead. But I like Coldplay and don't try to hide my homosexuality anymore. Would go home and play wizard games or masturbate before putting in effort to fuck the girl in the OP.

    /31gay
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    It's like apples and pumpkins.
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    So in this scenario, sex is when you're at your worst and blowing dudes is when you're at your best?
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You stick your dick in any fruit, veggie, or gourd you want.
     
  32. Flagpole

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    Why can't fruit be compared?
     
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  33. HotMic

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    150 isn't big for that height at all. If she was that big she was probably closer to 185.
     
  34. TLAU

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    I like being able to pick a girl up and do the lift up and down on dick sex without getting a hernia

    and if the OP chick was on top of me it would legitimately be uncomfortable.
     
  35. TLAU

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    probably right. i'm a horrible judge of female weight. she was sexy thickness in her profile pictures. and at least 20-30 heavier IRL to where it was no longer sexy thick it was fat
     
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  36. Gregor

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    I agree her hips/ass look a lot better in more flattering bottoms. I'd do her but she's not helping with public opinion with some of her bikini/lingerie choices.
     
  37. BIGASSTITTIES

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    :shocker:
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah see there's no way I could have not fucked her if there was a chance. When I was single my standards would just decrease the longer the night went and drunker I got, but going home alone was like absolutely the last thing on my list. I may or may not have a problem though.
     
  39. IvanTheTerrible

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  40. TLAU

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    A big factor in it was the disappointment. Spend a couple of days being all excited about a hot date and then she shows up twice the size it's just the let down factor. And the bar we met at had so many girls that were a lot hotter it was just a bad situation to be in
     
  41. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm not as worried about it as you seem to be.
     
  42. bucs

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    if they don't have a full body shot on tinder I assume they're hiding something
     
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  43. High Cotton

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    I'd pass on you to play fifa and smoke weed too, you're elbows are too pointy. :bananallama:
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    I'm team wood, but, you put big cans on this dinosaur and it looks like the chick in question.
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I forgot it was a date. I forget about the dating apps cause those weren't a thing when I was single. I saw them beforehand so I knew what I was getting into.
     
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  46. Gambler

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    You don't want to be this guy.
     
  47. High Cotton

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    Chubby girls are like mopeds, they're fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.

    I've always been very clear with my friends, there are some girls you will meet and others you will never know existed.
     
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  48. kslim

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    that was a reply to the kate upton pic but yeah urite