Thick Bitches (NSFW)

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  1. NilesIrish

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    Oh I figured as much, just noticed the resemblance to Ms. Graham.
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    Would eat the booty too
     
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  3. ned's head

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    Guarantee that smells like week-old skyline chili
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Normal girl her size? Absolutely. She makes a living being a model. I bet her butthole is well maintained
     
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  5. CraigAnne Conway

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    Exactly.
    I'd eat that ass in a heartbeat.
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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  7. RoyalShocker

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    Hey, man. I would play FIFA with you again tonight FYI.

    Also, I agree. I'm not into it. I have friends that take down big girls all the time- It's cool, just not my thing. And, I'm not pretending to have high standards, I think guys that say, "well, I have standards I can't stoop to that level" usually tend to be either closet faggits or virgins. The woman in the OP is not attractive to me. If she came over to my house and threw herself on me. I would get out of the way for fear of injury, but I'd likely let her play with my penis. But, I wouldn't pursue such a thing if such a thing is even possible.

    I fucking love the fact that she is airbrushed in the SI picture. that's incredible and I love it.
     
  8. CraigAnne Conway

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
     
  9. Seavie

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    I am in love with this woman.
     
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  10. Nole96SC

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    Reminds me of a fatter Katie Cummings.
     
  11. Celemo

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  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    I bet it smells like Pinkberry
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That butthole is waxed and bleached. If your job consisted of people seeing you in little to no clothing you gotta keep it neat. She ain't no Penn State girl.
     
  14. Moxin24

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    We've got to stop using "would I fuck her" for the measure of a girl being hot. I'm not 19 any more. I'd fuck plenty of women who are not hot.
     
  15. CraigAnne Conway

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    Well, that's kinda why the question exists in that form.
    "Hot" is such a subjective term that it becomes diminished. I think majority of the board wouldn't classify this girl as "hot". Hell, I wouldn't classify her as that either. To me, "hot" is reserved for the Candice Swanepoels and Jennifer Lawrences of the world. But I would absolutely fuck Ashley Graham.

    Asking if a non-hot girl is "hot" makes for a very uninteresting discussion. Asking if you would fuck her, changes the game into a pretty interesting discussion, as is the case here, where it seems to be split pretty evenly.
     
  16. Baseballman86

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    I just don't really get this whole "fat and fabulous" movement that seems to be going on. If you asked those people in secret, they'd all want to be slimmer. Just bc the average person may be a size 12 doesn't mean thats what people should aspire to be.

    That's sort of like saying the average American household is $30K in consumer debt so let me publish finance articles about how to max out credit cards on dumb stuff you can't afford until you can't get any more credit.
     
  17. CraigAnne Conway

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  18. DezBryant

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    That's a fat bitch. Fuck that
     
  19. bucs

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    if I can see your fat rolls jiggling while you exercise, I'm probably not taking fitness advice from you
     
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  20. TheFreak55

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    you putting Chick Fila sauce on it before you go to town?
     
  21. infected donkey

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    I've fucked fatter so obvious answer is yes. You know that bitch gives great head since she fat.
     
  22. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Relevant to the interests of this thread. The ultimate pawg -- Olivia Jensen

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  23. Futureman

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    How many times must I say yes
     
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  24. Mitch Cumstein

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    The short answer is yes. The long answer is fuck yes.
     
  25. OZ

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    The amazing part in reading this thread is that I know a lot of you are

    a) younger and wouldn't fuck it

    Give it time and when you are stuck with the same person every day you will find out that you will crave a hamburger over a streak every once in a while.

    b) older and wouldn't think about it

    You are the ones that married young and never had more than a couple girls so you believe that a bigger girl could't be amongst your best fucks. Or you are trying to be the old cool ones?

    At the end of the day you won't find a man that is 80 that tells himself (outside of a disease) that he wishes he could go back and fuck less.
     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    I'm in my mid 30s and never married. I've been with thick girls but never one that weighed more than me and that wouldn't start with her ( if you take away the famous model part).

    If I'm going pure slump buster that I don't plan on talking to again. I'm going with not attractive in the face but a body that's more towards what I like.

    In the end every guy is wired different and likes different types of women. Big deal.
     
  27. infected donkey

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    Has my dick been inside of her? No? Then Yes I will fuck her! Easy enough & keeps my average higher.
     
  28. High Cotton

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  29. NWestGator

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  30. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    I'm older (34). I've been married. I'm divorced and now I'm just enjoying what I like about women. Generally speaking, that's curves. But I like all types, as long as their features are proportional to their frame. I just really don't get being so adamantly unattracted to a thick girl who has a nice face and shape. Variety is the spice of life, as they say.
     
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  31. fucktx

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    How in the fuck is the girl in the op proportionate at all?
     
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  32. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    For a bigger frame, one requires bigger tits and ass. Otherwise she'd just be shaped like a tree trunk.
     
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  33. bucs

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  34. Truman

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    Talk shit about woman being fat.

    Talk shit about fat woman working out

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  35. TDCD

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  36. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    She's magic
     
  37. bucs

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    fat women working out is great

    fat women giving health and fitness advice is not so great
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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  39. Wu

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    She's corn fed goodness. I'd let her physically overpower me.
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Generally when you get older you tend to look back and think that you've said some dumb shit in your life over the years. Not necessarily important stuff, just random shit that you were adamant about for some reason. I'm guessing this thread will be filled with that stuff for some folks.
     
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  41. boone

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    if a girl don't have a little cottage cheese in dat ass she aint a real woman.
     
  42. zachary

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    yeah i would gladly go back for seconds with her
     
  43. The Hebrew Husker

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  44. D. Silver

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    Older, would beat.
     
  45. Poe Dameron

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  46. Poe Dameron

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    5'7" 176lbs of lusciousness

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  47. BIGASSTITTIES

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    So wrong
     
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  48. CraigAnne Conway

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    Your love for chicks that look like men is no secret to the OSU team thread, but I'm glad you posted this because it brings up a good point.

    I think a bigger girl ABSOLUTELY has to have a cute face for it to come together and work. The above girl is ugly as fuck.
     
  49. TLAU

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    this is confusing the shit out of me as well. watching that fitness video was like looking at some goddamn optical illusion book. it's like a mrs potatohead but full bodied where you take the top half of a normal ~125 lb girl and the bottom of a 225er and snap them together.

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    I'd like to think I have normal testosterone production and no semblance of ED, but if she was standing in front of me naked and said fuck me I would still be as limp as can be....