Things that ruin your day

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  1. TrustyPatches

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    Accidentally hearing a Nirvana song
     
  2. BellottiBold

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    remembering gop lawmakers still have freedom
     
  3. BamaNug

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  4. bro

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    I live in an apartment. Each floor has a trash chute and a big recycling container. There are signs all around the recycling container saying what can and cannot go in it (plastic grocery bags, used pizza boxes, etc). We have received several emails laying this all out. It is also all available on the Denver government website. Your batch of recyclables can be rejected if it contains disallowed items.

    When I open up that container to put in my recyclables and see, for example, a plastic Safeway bag full of 6 or 7 empty beer cans, it fucking sends me. If you are going to recycle, take the 5 seconds to make sure you are doing it appropriately you dumb fuck.
     
  5. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hearing country music
     
  6. hood b. goode

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  7. TrustyPatches

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    YouTube premium bruh
     
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  8. Truman

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    When old whhhhhites use the term ‘bruh’
     
  9. bertwing

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    100% agree

    Let’s hope soulfly doesn’t see this though
     
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  10. undrtow

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    Bogeys or worse on the golf course
     
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  11. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    Remembering I have to go to the gym after work so I don’t turn into a fat fuck
     
  12. angus

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    Realizing it's too late and your already a fat fuck.
     
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  13. soulfly

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  14. ashy larry

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    firing off an absolute banger post that gets one like and it’s just Dump
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    My boss hitting me up first thing in the morning.
     
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  16. War Grundle

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    Seeing my wife barely be able to get out of bed due to her Lupus.
     
  17. oldberg

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    When you nudge your significant other with a semi and she says get away from me
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    Damn, man. This is awful. So sorry to hear it.
     
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  19. Houndster

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    Nebraska not being back
     
  20. mc415

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  21. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    even worse when your only like is Shawn
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Sorry not sorry
     
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  23. bro

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    GET USED TO IT PAL
     
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  24. electronic

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    Getting to work and spilling coffee on my shirt. Pisses me off all goddamned day.
     
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  25. oldberg

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    :awshucks:
     
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  26. Drunkle Tom

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    The asshole in the passing lane barely keeping pace with the car in the cruising lane.
     
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  27. blind dog

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    I hate my job and hate my boss more. I cringe and usually yell fuck every morning when I hear his truck driving towards office. I don’t even have to look to know it’s him
     
  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    Maybe you should learn how to post better then
     
  29. Dump

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    Waking up and breathing
     
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  30. Dump

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    the fuck did I do
     
  31. Redav

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    Wasting the best years of your life in some dumb office is the best
     
  32. dtx

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    Yeah it’s pretty sick that like 90% of us work some stupid fucking job and waste away until we can retire and then hope our bodies don’t fuck us over so we may be able to enjoy that 10 years or so

    I think about that a lot and it’s fucking awesome
     
  33. War Grundle

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    Thanks man
     
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  34. TrustyPatches

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    This is at least the 20th time you’ve made it known you hate my use of slang when I post. I get it bruh.
     
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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  36. Redav

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    It's only 5 out of every 7 days until I become worthless with age!
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    I wish I knew.
     
  38. OZ2

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    I was about to post, ‘a team meeting notification towards the end of the day.’

    but I see most of this thread is in agreement that work fucking sucks
     
  39. Tobias

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    every day when i take my last turn before work comes into view i always get my hopes up for a second that when i round the corner there will be a hundred cop cars and fire trucks there because the building exploded or some some tornado destroyed it

    still hasnt happened
     
  40. Bruce Bowen

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    I’ve been taking longer looks at my coworkers lately wondering why the care they so much. I can’t figure it out.
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I go to the same gas station every morning and get a large fountain drink. About once every couple weeks they are out of cups/lids.

    Going to a restaurant and they are closed for some random reason.

    Pulling into work at 7:55 and getting an alert that I have an IEP (special education) meeting at 8.

    Having a tee time and it starts raining.

    Waking up with a sick kid.
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    When I pull up to my mathematical genius best friend’s house to pick him up and he’s still there
     
  43. Redav

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    They're pretending
     
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  44. devine

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    The sound of my alarm
     
  45. alkabong

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    Truly underrated post.
     
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  46. fattmante

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  47. War Grundle

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    There are people who care about the company, their customers/clients and their future.

    I’m at a startup and I deeply care about my co-workers, people under me and the innovations we’re coming up with.

    My last company I was at for eight years we had a great culture.
     
  48. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  49. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Worried about some of y’all tbh