things you’re proud of but society doesn’t let you brag about

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  1. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    for instance since Saturday I’ve achieved a perfect score of:

    -8 poops
    -8 wipes
     
  2. letan

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    I find it hard to believe someone who pooped 8 times in a single day only needed to wipe 8 times and didn’t have a dirty ass
     
  3. DeToxRox

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  4. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    today is monday so what I’m trying to say is I don’t think you’ll be bragging about your reading comprehension gbr
     
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  6. letan

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    shit. still debatable but more believable over a three day span
     
  7. Blu Tang Clan

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    Thats a lot of pooping in two-plus days.
     
  8. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I eat vegetables
     
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  9. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Sounds like a Froggy Fresh song.

    "I take 8 poops a day with only 8 wipes."

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Eathan Edwards

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    Living in Hollywood. Lol
     
  11. Pharm

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    the wave is shifting but people still are waiting for that other shoe to drop if they know about it.
     
  12. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    “I hope that mans fails at sobriety” is a weird flex and I would assume those people are wiping 4-6 times per poop at a minimum
     
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  13. TheFreak55

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    Can 8 times in a day be healthy?
     
  14. zeberdee

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    can you expound on this?
     
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  15. Pharm

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    there is a large chunk of society that still have a stigma vs people in recovery. Which is why a ton of people keep it to themselves. They don’t see the 5 years sober all they see is alcoholic. I do think that the media is playing a huge role in helping this now
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Think it helps a lot when people are open and brutally honest about it. I know a few people who claim sobriety but won't even say how many days and knowing behind the scenes they're completely off the rails. Those sorts of people "in recovery" don't help at all.
     
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  17. Jake Scott

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    Dude, wipe your ass better.
     
  18. Bo Pelinis

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    @Poopbutt Joe
     
  19. Pharm

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    I agree. I usually will tell people. But it’s not something I want to brag about but I’m proud as hell of it. Most people I tell are usually very receptive bc they have a family member or just don’t give a shit.
     
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  20. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    the seething jealousy from these loose stooled troublemakers is disconcerting
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    My kids kicking ass in school is a big one. Parents have a very limited group of people where it's acceptable to talk about their kids' achievements without it being obnoxious. But I'm super proud of them.
     
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  22. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    get a bumper sticker and stop bothering us about it ok
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    ^ what chapped your ass lmbo
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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    And bumper stickers are for losers I'm talking to you marathon runners
     
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  25. joe-

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    the pH balance of my ass is perfect
     
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  26. Fusiontegra

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  27. dukebuckeye

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    Income is probably the biggest thing.

    It's weird because I have Teacher friends that'll flex about their summers off, but if I were to mention income, it's taboo.
     
  28. dukebuckeye

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    Farva
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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    You're like, yeah man having the summer off is nice but I withhold half your salary every year because taxes are hard.
     
  30. dukebuckeye

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    Taxes are v hard.
     
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  32. Bruce Bowen

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    My farts once cleared out a large section of a wedding reception.
     
  33. Celemo

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    this is correct
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  35. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    it’s an honor just to be recognized

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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    I bet this is what you tell all the guys
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    I run marathons.
     
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  38. AIOLICOCK

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    "Proud" and "brag" aren't the right words, but I do a lot of work helping people dealing with addiction, and pretty much anytime I try to talk about my job with my family or friends they get noticeably uncomfortable. It sucks to not be able to talk about some of the fucked up shit that I've experienced, but I know the work is important.
     
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  39. Bo Pelinis

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    People have a very hard time talking about human suffering without getting super weird about it. Easier to be in your own safe bubble.
     
  40. AIOLICOCK

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    Yep. It's like they almost get frustrated with me for not keeping it to myself.
     
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  41. herb.burdette

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  42. Bo Pelinis

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    ^ Missed opportunity to post Ohio generally
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    Society allows me to brag about Ohio though.
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Does it
     
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  45. Blu Tang Clan

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    Bragging about Ohio is definitely something that is frowned upon in society at-large.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    I matriculated from a public Ivy.
     
  47. The Blackfish

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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    I peloton unrelated I’m not in a cult I swear
     
  49. dukebuckeye

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    Plz stop making fun of Ohio
     
  50. herb.burdette

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    My high level of self awareness about this issue leads me to conclude you are wrong.
     
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