This Girl I Know Is Trying Out For Playboy

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  1. ncrebel

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    she is fuckin hot
     
  2. FSUNole99

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    Damn. Very nice contribution Gibbs. :clap:
     
  3. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Oh lawd. That is a hot fuckin chick.
     
  4. Irish#81

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    Yep^ Implants look fake.... Hot chick for sure though..
     
  5. triggafigga

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    :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. FSUNole99

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    Be sure to keep us posted with her efforts.
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    Oh trust me ive been on pins and needles waiting to here the verdict :lick:
     
  9. Nole96SC

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    Tell her to let you take some pics and she can be the first ever Ms. June on the MB. She wont get the check that Playboy would cut her but she would still be masturbated to frequently and a lot less people will see her naked. Its almost a win win for her.
     
  10. 09knight

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    :clap: :bow: :clap: well said
     
  11. phunkybuck

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    I would :eatit: her butthole
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    :chan:
     
  13. Jack Parkman

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    reposting the originals

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  14. Jack Parkman

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    and I reposted the originals because...she just got ass implants to go with her DD titties

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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. tee kay

    tee kay thanks for the f shack, <3 dirty mike & the boys
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    i mean shes hot but she look like she has baseballs nailed to her chest. the ass implants are pretty ok though
     
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  17. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  18. Fancy

    Fancy Have a great day if you want to
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  19. K-Doe

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    Shit. I thought ass implants were urban legend.
     
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  20. Jack Parkman

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    More like softballs

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  21. Dayneface

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    Naw I couldn't tell from the photos.
     
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  22. tee kay

    tee kay thanks for the f shack, <3 dirty mike & the boys
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    Oh its real...just ask this he/she who was injected bitches with cement and fix a flat

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  24. 47 straight

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    wait... are my eyes deceiving me or is there some sort of "lump" or hemorrhoid poking out there?? :idk:
     
  25. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Gross... saw it, too.
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    rip in her pantyhose is the story I am going with
     
  27. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Her body would be found in a canal after I got done with her.
     
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  28. Krieger

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    ewwwwwww at the lump
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

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    Do not like butt implants.
     
  30. Dayneface

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    Clearly a testicle.
     
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  31. Topper Bottoms

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    Bet she has high self esteem
     
  32. Ace Boogie

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    Girl is hot. I got with a bitch who was in Playboy Lingerie. It isn't the actual monthly playboy but it was still a solid bragging point with my friends. She was in the same sorority as my best friend's gf, and she hooked me up with her. It was going well until one night I got black out drunk at her house and threw up all over her bedroom, relationship kind of went downhill from there.

    Here is a link to her pictures

    http://www.dayom.com/playboy/playboy_babe_lisa_pollitt/
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    She should do those big-tittied Cinemax softcores like Cleavagefield.
     
  34. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I'm sure her Dad gave her tons of attention as a child
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    The hemorrhoid made me go from midnight to six.
     
  36. 47 straight

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    :cmonson:
     
  37. buckwild

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    Figured the thread bump was for pregnant pictures of her.
     
  38. Jack Parkman

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    Bitch clearly must be a communist
     
  39. Ace Boogie

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    Clearly.

    This was during my "do some cocaine after 4 or 5 drinks" phase (age 21). I was out of town with no cocaine so I just kept on drinking. I will always regret not bringing a bag that fateful night.
     
  40. RU-Omega Potato

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    Classic case of going overboard.

    Girl was perfect before the ass implants.
     
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  41. tee kay

    tee kay thanks for the f shack, <3 dirty mike & the boys
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    any woman who takes her clothes off for money is not trustworthy. fact.
     
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  42. Ace Boogie

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    Yeah I agree. She didn't really fit the sterotype of the typical attention whore though. She was really quiet and shy. One of those hot girls who doesn't really think they are hot. I couldn't believe it when I found out she posed nude.
     
  43. NoleNBlue

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    I don't remember posting this but it seems accurate still
     
  44. MattyIce

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    Words to live by.
     
  45. Big Meech

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    I don't understand ass implants. Am I the only one?
     
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  46. pearl

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    An ass just ruined
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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    Same thing as calf implants, some people are just weird about their bodies
     
  48. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    Who the fuck gets calf implants?
     
  49. pearl

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    Saw some guy get then on a show on MTV
     
  50. War Grundle

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    Einhorn is Finkel, Finkel is Einhorn!
     
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