This Is What It Sounds Like When You Lose Your Virginity

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  1. mufflax

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  2. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    That is not at all what it sounds like
     
  3. mufflax

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    how would you know?


    OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
     
  4. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    Bankz
     
  5. mufflax

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    who is that?
     
  6. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    the guy I lost my virginity to
     
  7. mufflax

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    BAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    What the piss is happening
     
  9. Vinegar Strokes

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  10. mufflax

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  11. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Is this that Gurf guy? I thought we got rid of this goober
     
  12. mufflax

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    did you even watch the video? im batman.
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    Joe_Pesci
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    is this supposed to be vaporwave or something?
     
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  15. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    If you know who took it and you gave it to them willingly, then did you really lose it?
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Nandor the Relentless just sent me a PM asking if it’s true that if you don’t use it, you lose it.
     
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  17. Realtree Buck

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  18. BlazingRebel

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    To a 24 year old
     
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  19. Taques

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    this is exactly how it sounded when I lost my virginity
     
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  20. marcus

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    Yes, it’s that Gurf guy again.
     
  21. mufflax

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    whoa...
     
  22. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    I figured you would be the best person on the board to ask that question given your experience.
     
  23. mufflax

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    that's what im sayin though
     
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  24. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    :jamalshewrote:
     
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  25. dtx

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    i hate when these random weirdos find the board

    at least kylebuck was entertaining
     
  26. bowser90

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    Beat me to it, damnit!
     
  27. bro

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    Okay guy who joined in 2018 with 5 posts
     
  28. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    [​IMG]
     
  29. mufflax

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    Yeah it’s not funny when someone did it already in the thread
     
  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Thanks
     
  31. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    I remember this now
     
  32. mufflax

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    Who’s kylebuck?
     
  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    A legend, and don’t you forget it, GURF.
     
  34. DuckKin

    DuckKin Well-Known Member

    Strange, it doesn't sound like a random girl I brought home from the bars patting me on the back saying "it's okay." I still don't know what was okay or not to this day.
     
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