This man has had enough of women on dating sites and bagel shops

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    Keeping it real went wrong
     
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  6. Larry Sura

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    I feel sorry for short guys, never knowing if people are making fun of your height, even with the smallest comments. Throw in a short fuse, and you got a little more than a recipe for disaster.
     
  7. Duck70

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    It looks like that dude ended up being his god, his father and his boss
     
  8. Wu

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    Needless to say, the chance he ever lox a woman down is extremely low
     
  9. CUgator

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    Why the hell did the person stop filming?
     
  10. One Two

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    I read the thread title and was worried this was going to be about me
     
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    It’s over!
     
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  12. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    You're not God... or my father... or my boss at the Chocolate Factory.
     
  13. Tobias

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    poor little fella. he's so tiny and angry. wish there was a phrase to describe this complex
     
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    At least now I know why women are always telling me to drop dead
     
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    He earned it
     
  16. TC

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    Ahahahaha
     
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    Glad Kyler Murray is adjusting to the nfl life!
     
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  20. ZeroPointZero

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    someone is gonna take those videos and speed them up to give him the Chipmunk voice and I'm gonna cackle
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    unfortunately this guy probably worships Elliot Rodger like the others and seems like it wouldn't be a shock if he went that direction
     
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    Because it’s not a good look to assault people.
     
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    dead
     
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    Wolf of Wall Street toss at the dart board would rack some likes here too but I’m not endorsing that douchery
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    They always do
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Bill The Butcher syndrome
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lol. Fuck that guy
     
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    I found it difficult to understand much of what he was yelling. anybody have cliffs on what that rant was about?
     
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  30. Pelican

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    Lack of cinnamon crunch bagels from Panera would make me a little mad but I don’t think I’d go as far as this gentleman tbh
     
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  31. Duck70

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    lol I forgot Bill the Butcher is a just lil guy
     
  32. Odin

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    This reminds me of my favorite elton john song

     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Y’all think this guy gets mini bagels to feel like a giant?
     
  34. RU-Omega Potato

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    Why couldn't this guy just make his own bagels in the tree?

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    Short, fat, and angry is no way to go through life.
     
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    Is “On my boss” even a term that’s in use?
     
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    He said or my boss
     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    Oh my God, when the chick laughs at him after he throws the food down destroyed me.
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    He's just angry that his abduction of Princess Vespa didn't go as planned.
     
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    like I'd actually talk to people in public.

    And I hate bagels
     
  41. Barves2125

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    Probably went and bought a gun to get big and tough after getting man handled.
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    What the fuck?
     
  43. Eric The Viking

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    His shortcomings have hurt his dating life, and that is everyone else’s fault, so the world should just have to deal with him being upset.
     
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  44. Celemo

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    yeah...the way I interpreted the situation was he was being an asshole to the staff, demeaning the women and what not, as the camera comes on a girl asked him what gives him the right to be so mean and what we see is his tirade about being mocked on dating sites and the looks he claims he gets from women on a day to day basis
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t know if chicken and the egg analogy is the right one but that’s the only one that comes to mind. Maybe catch 22? Take this thread dude js being made fun of not because he is a huge asshole but because of his height. Dude is a huge asshole so that might be the issue on why he gets treated the way he does by women. Maybe it’s a self fulfilling prophecy. He thinks people are making fun of him because of his height and acts out so people treat him like an asshole. I bet he was acting like an asshole and uses the treatment by women as an excuse.

    Wish our shorter members would weigh in but I am sure they don’t feel like getting shit on
     
  47. Celemo

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    totally plausible
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    Extremely probable.