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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jul 10, 2019.
Bagel chips are good
Wonder if he's related to this thing?
I don't like heavy carbs for breakfast but I'm a big bagel sandwich for lunch guy.
It’s bread dial back the hyperbole
Bagel is one of the most unhealthy things you can have for breakfast
But goddamn is a good one super tasty
I pray for the goyim
What about 6’2” but you could never eat a bagel again?
I don't believe I'm short at 5'11 but I'll take 3 inches to never eat an easily replaceable food ever again.
You 5'9 fellas, you aren't short.
5'7 and below, you're short.
TIL Wu has fucked a bagel before.
I would gladly take three more inches if for nothing more than so pants will fit better.
The short guy was an asshole, but was the tackle really necessary?
Few things I love more in life than giving New Yorkers shit for acting like good bagels and pizza somehow transform the entire city into Cordon Bleu trained chefs. Congrats on mastering two of the simplest foods imaginable, I guess?
Have we decided Long Island or New Jersey yet?
what about 5’8”
Pillsbury Throwboy bagel logos are right in your wheelhouse, eh?
Good way to eliminate any chance of a lucky or low blow imo
That sweet spot not falling behind but not showing off
How’s this guy not been identified yet?
we can agree that it's probably like 50/50 this guy shoots up said bagel shop in the coming days? if I'm an employee I'm probably not coming into work anymore.
Why? Who cares this much to have him identified?
It’s honestly just shocking that it hasn’t come out yet imo.
go to a tailor.
Fair enough. Maybe if the beginning of the interaction would be posted he’d get IDed. But, it seems like he got his comeuppance so maybe that’s why he is still unknown.
Look at moneybags here
it’s like $10 to hem a pair of pants.
I mean. If you want proof a shitty voice is better than being that short, imagine this.
Short guy walks into the cigar bar and sees Patriots hat girl. Who turns down who?
I have like 20 pairs of pants.
You usually don't have to hem all of your pants, Shawn
And none of them fit? Why do you keep buying them
30 is generally the shortest I can find. Sometimes I'm lucky and find a 29 or a 28 that fits OK.
Or buy the right size?
Have you ever heard of Amazon.com? They sell almost everything there
I prefer to get my pants in person so I can try them on. The sizes don't always fit the same year to year.
Below 5’7” can confirm
If you try them on in person and they don’t fit you buy them but still don’t take them to the tailor? This is very confusing
If you could freely exchange inches between penis size and height and vice versa which direction would you go and by how much?
3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick
It's pretty rare I can find ones that aren't too long, so I have to take what I can get.
6’1” with a 10 inch wang is already plenty
How tall are you? Are your legs short for your height?
5'9" and yes they are.
The tackle is straight up battery
Done. Bagels fucking suck.
30 length should be fine unless your issue is waist to length
It's funny, I'm 6'4" and feel almost the exact opposite. At general admission shows, I always feel like I'm blocking people's views and God forbid I have to pee and come back, the looks of people as I move back right in front of them make me feel like a leper. Unless it's a heavy moshing/dancing show, I practically stand stationary because of a couple times I've gotten tapped on the shoulder by shorts saying they didn't have a clear view because of me.
My go-to concert buddy is about 5'9" or 5'10" and always tries weaving through some traffic to get closer to the stage during shows, but there's some times I've told him I can't because he can blend in, but I won't.
Like, pure inch for inch, or can we scale this a bit and say like one dick inch gets you 3 body inches?
It'd also be neat to be able to situationally adjust your height by pulling/pushing in your dick.
Or adjust penile length by pushing on the top of your head or pulling your hair upward