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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jul 10, 2019.
No 30 is long
Thoughts and prayers
As a short person am I supposed to boycott bagel shops now?
Is that how this works?
Well I'm already married so might as well take those inches somewhere they're going to be useful and be a little taller am I right folks
Getting a bagel this morning thanks to this short, angry man.
I agree with everything except for the never toast your bagel. Medium to dark brown, but not burnt.
Get this guy a date!
Never toast a bagel? Get that crap out of here
I agree with the store bought prepackaged bagel sentiments but unless the bagel is still warm from the oven you gotta toast that bad boy
Also, fuck St. Louis and their disrespect for bagels by slicing them like bread.
lmfao at 30 being too long of jeans for Pillsbury Throwboy
Let me see if I can find some of my 5th grade jeans for you shawn
But then we can all share!
The funniest part of that whole exchange was:
“None of my pants fit, the shortest I can find is 30”
- - “you can get any size on Amazon”
“I like to buy my pants in person so I can try them on”
shawn how do you survive day to day life without accidentally severely hurting yourself or those around you
Eating donuts to own t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶b̶s̶ tall people.
This guy is the epitome of an incel
I wonder what would ever cause that guy to lose a business account
Prob cause he couldn't reach high shelving.
Get my dress pants hemmed to 27”
@ being that goddamned angry at 5 in the morning
Best part to me was the lil guy struggling to get the normal height cop's head in the video.
Wait, are these the bagel guy too?
Oh wow. I didn’t realize he had been identified.
That dude must walk around at about a 9.5 out of 10 in terms of being pissed off
Answers the location question. Shopping in Farmingdale places him squarely in the L.I.D. category.
His name is Chris Morgan.
did he put his god damn donut on the counter, with nothing underneath it????? Might as well go lick a toilet seat. He deserves everything he gets.
4'11? He's 4'11??? And tries to lie about his height at first - I'm 5' tall. 4'11. There you go, now what?
The internet is a weird place
M B 55 minutes ago
Seagulls are vicious. They'll go after anything smaller than they are.
Steamie Weenie 16 minutes ago
You drive? How to you even touch the gas and brake pedals?
The guy obviously has a mental illness.
If I'm awake at 5 am I'm pretty angry too.
You'd be pissed off too if your shirts were constantly soaked from the morning dew
Unless it's raining, I'm finishing up the first of 3 one mile long dog walks at a little after 5 every morning.
Did he say he was in a mental institution for depression about his height?
I believe him yo
Possible Fake video...sorry