This man has had enough of women on dating sites and bagel shops

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  1. No 30 is long
     
  2. Jigga

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    Thoughts and prayers
     
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    As a short person am I supposed to boycott bagel shops now?

    Is that how this works?
     
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  4. And women.
     
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  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    Well I'm already married so might as well take those inches somewhere they're going to be useful and be a little taller am I right folks
     
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  6. MtOread

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    Getting a bagel this morning thanks to this short, angry man.
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :iseeu:
     
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  8. Poe Dameron

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    I agree with everything except for the never toast your bagel. Medium to dark brown, but not burnt.
     
  9. Poe Dameron

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    Get this guy a date!
     
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  10. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  11. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    :ocho:

    Never toast a bagel? Get that crap out of here
     
  12. beerme

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    I agree with the store bought prepackaged bagel sentiments but unless the bagel is still warm from the oven you gotta toast that bad boy
     
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  13. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Also, fuck St. Louis and their disrespect for bagels by slicing them like bread.
     
  14. bertwing

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    lmfao at 30 being too long of jeans for Pillsbury Throwboy

    Let me see if I can find some of my 5th grade jeans for you shawn
     
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  15. Tiger Z

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    But then we can all share!
     
  16. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    The funniest part of that whole exchange was:

    “None of my pants fit, the shortest I can find is 30”

    - - “you can get any size on Amazon”

    “I like to buy my pants in person so I can try them on”

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  17. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  18. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  19. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    shawn how do you survive day to day life without accidentally severely hurting yourself or those around you
     
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  20. ono

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    Eating donuts to own t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶b̶s̶ tall people.
     
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  21. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  22. 20/20/20/20

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    This guy is the epitome of an incel
     
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  23. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I wonder what would ever cause that guy to lose a business account
     
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  24. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Prob cause he couldn't reach high shelving.
     
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  25. pearl

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    Get my dress pants hemmed to 27”
     
  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh: @ being that goddamned angry at 5 in the morning
     
  27. JeremyLambsFace

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    lmao
     
  28. TimJimothy

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    Best part to me was the lil guy struggling to get the normal height cop's head in the video. :pffft:
     
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  29. bertwing

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    :ded:
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    Wait, are these the bagel guy too?
     
  31. 20/20/20/20

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    Yes
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Oh wow. I didn’t realize he had been identified.
     
  33. Zebbie

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    That dude must walk around at about a 9.5 out of 10 in terms of being pissed off :laugh:
     
  34. Brian Shute

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    Answers the location question. Shopping in Farmingdale places him squarely in the L.I.D. category.
     
  35. TimJimothy

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    His name is Chris Morgan.
     
  36. theriner69er

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    did he put his god damn donut on the counter, with nothing underneath it????? Might as well go lick a toilet seat. He deserves everything he gets.

    4'11? He's 4'11??? And tries to lie about his height at first - I'm 5' tall. 4'11. There you go, now what?
     
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  37. Hatfield

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  38. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  39. Prospector

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  40. HoosDaMan

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    The guy obviously has a mental illness.
     
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  41. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  42. Aussie

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    If I'm awake at 5 am I'm pretty angry too.
     
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  43. audrew

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    You'd be pissed off too if your shirts were constantly soaked from the morning dew
     
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  44. Crepeswithasmile

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    Unless it's raining, I'm finishing up the first of 3 one mile long dog walks at a little after 5 every morning.
     
  45. Lipp

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  46. Jack Parkman

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  47. HoosDaMan

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    Did he say he was in a mental institution for depression about his height?
     
  48. Celemo

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    yup
     
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  49. I believe him yo
     
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  50. Mister Me Too

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    Possible Fake video...sorry

     
    #250 Mister Me Too, Jul 11, 2019
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