This man has had enough of women on dating sites and bagel shops

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  1. Super Vegeta

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    That makes this whole thing sad. No telling how bad the consequences from this whole ordeal are going to impact him mentally.
     
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  2. Tobias

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    i am addicted to this video. can't stop watching it
     
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  3. Tobias

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    i'm all for being a responsible and mature adult and getting the jokes off about him online or behind his back

    but what the hell is wrong with the people mocking him right to his face? have some decency and let the man eat his breakfast in peace
     
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  4. Crepeswithasmile

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    "I got some good rabbit shots in there, you can't tell from the video but I threw some good punches into his shins. He will be feeling that tomorrow, that I promise you. That I fucking promise that guy too."

    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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  5. Prospector

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  6. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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  7. Prospector

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    idk
    the videos from earlier this morning said he was Chris Morgan
     
  8. 20/20/20/20

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    He is. Idk what the name of the Cecil Says guy you posted has anything to do with this guy.
     
  9. Crepeswithasmile

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    The bagel guy and the 7/11 guy are 2 different people, the Cecil says guy IS the bagle guy.
     
  10. 20/20/20/20

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    I disagree from just watching the videos, but I haven’t done any research outside of this thread.
     
  11. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    that "joke" about driving his car through the store killing everyone... hahahahahaaaa?
     
  12. SP1

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    Wut?
     
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  13. Tobias

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    bagel and 7/11 guy are the same person and neither one is in the cecil video imo
     
  14. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    I think being 5'0 would suck but man I can't think of a more unfortunate name for a man that height than Cecil
     
  15. TimJimothy

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    I think some of ya'll just think that all vertically challenged human beings look alike. Which is unfortunate. :crossedarms:
     
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  16. 20/20/20/20

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    This is the logical take
     
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  17. Tobias

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    this seems excessive

     
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  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    did you even watch the cecil video? he says multiple times that it's him that was in the bagle shop and "apologizes" for his behavior.
     
  19. SP1

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    a free mini bagel

    I see you
     
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  20. Tobias

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    and?

    i can say i am bagel guy multiple times but it doesn’t mean i am
     
  21. Mister Me Too

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  22. Crepeswithasmile

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    you just said the bagel guy wasn't in the cecil video?

    i see your edit. you must be on that same good shit as Shu
     
  23. Tobias

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    that guy doesn’t sound like the bagel guy and i am pretty sure that’s a “comedy” channel
     
  24. Tobias

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    the “i was gonna drive through the shop and kill everyone but the bagel was so good i decided not to!” was a pretty clear sign it’s not real
     
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    Not sure if you are trolling or not
     
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  26. Zebbie

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    Uh, they’re the same guy
     
  27. Prospector

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    Chris from Dec
     
  28. Crepeswithasmile

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    [​IMG]

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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Doesn’t sound like the same guy. In his calm video he sounds like joe Pesci
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    Like I said dude seems like a complete asshole but who knows how much shit he gets over his height. If not for the “hood rat” video I’d feel sorry for him.
     
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  31. Prospector

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    best guess
    Chris is real
    Cecil is Chris' troll/comic thing and people send him shit?
     
  32. Hatfield

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    Viral marketing for Bagel Boss imo
     
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  33. Killy Me Please

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    Sit this one out, champ.
     
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  34. Crepeswithasmile

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    but it was on Youtube, it HAS to be true. They aren't allowed to put fake things on youtube, you know.
     
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  35. TC

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    Bagel guy says viral rant has already changed his luck with the ladies
    The chip-on-his-shoulder Long Island bagel shop customer whose viral rant about dating turned into a brawl is going back for another bite, he told The Post on Thursday.

    “They just invited me over for a free bagel,” claims Chris Morgan, a 45-year-old Bay Shore cleaning business owner.

    Morgan said his phone has rung nonstop after he was caught on camera Wednesday morning at the local Bagel Boss location, where he was lashing out over being repeatedly rejected by women because of his 5-foot stature.

    “My phone is blowing up like the president,” Morgan told The Post. “I haven’t even got to my friends.”

    And Morgan says the rant seen ’round the world has suddenly changed his luck with the ladies. “I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said.

    video shared to Twitter.

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    In the clip, Morgan sparred with customers before a larger, unidentified man told him to “calm down.”

    “Shut your mouth. You are not God or my father or my boss,” Morgan fired back before the other customer tackled him to the floor.

    Morgan, who is living in his van, told The Post that he already filed a police report and wants to press charges against the man.

    But the store Thursday said they made no such offer for him to return to the shop, let alone get a freebie.

    “No one invited him for a bagel. He’s not welcome,” Bagel Boss owner Mike Ficco told The Post.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/bagel...has-already-changed-his-luck-with-the-ladies/
     
  36. pearl

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    He better trademark that line before someone else does
     
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  37. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    I get the sense this guy lies about a lot
     
  38. TimJimothy

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    I think Chris Morgan needs to meet Ronald Savage.
     
  39. Duck70

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    Fuck this dude, he deserves all this shit hes getting imo.

    People dont need to make fun to short people for no reason though. Only if they deserve it, like this dickhead.
     
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    I WANNA FILE HARASSMENT CHARGES

    cop: that's not a thing

    :ded:
     
  41. Gaknight

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    Imagine the caliber of lady that watches that video and says I'll hit this angry incel up.

    Yeah they dont exist.
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    This part of the story:

    “Morgan, who is living in his van, told The Post that he already filed a police report and wants to press charges against the man.”
     
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  43. Crepeswithasmile

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    :deerstandnotkneel:

    Ted Bundy could've fucked until his dick fell off AFTER he raped and murdered anywhere from 30 to 100 women. I wouldn't be surprised at all if a few were into angry little elves.
     
  44. Gaknight

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    Ted Buddy was handsome and not a troll.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    Video removed . I felt sorry a little before I saw that . Wonder why he called her a “hood rat”.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    Have you seen Buddy lately? Dude is ripped AF and really good looking. Lifeguards get all the babes
     
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  47. Crepeswithasmile

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    touche.

    it's kinda fucked up that being 5 foot tall is more of a deterrent to getting some ass than raping and murdering dozens of women.
     
  48. Doc Louis

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    Frances would be a bad one
    You all look like mushrooms with bald spots to us.
     
  49. theriner69er

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    the top of most people's heads look similar.
     
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  50. Prospector

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    she wasn't white