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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jul 10, 2019.
I don’t have a bald spot
Team 6' here, pal.
Look, it would suck to be that short. I would probably tell everyone who commented on it to go fuck themselves too. But that would be the end of it. This guy seems like he has serious issues but he should be seeking help for that, not being an asshole in public about it.
This trend of exploding and yelling in public places has to stop. I’m all for the guy that tackled him. He obviously didn’t hurt him badly but reminded the guy that actions have consequences. More people need to be tackled in society. Quote me on that.
Edit: oh and Pillsbury Throwboy, I also need 29 pants. There are plenty out there. You must be shopping at the wrong places.
There is no way he is 4’11
I do not wear jeans but thanks.
How do you survive a minute without realizing you're a pussy bitch?
good one, shawn. but please answer the question
I'll answer it when Michael Jordan learns how to run a franchise competently.
Folks I believe the joke here is that he will never end up answering the question haha
When did dump get Shawn’s password?
if I had to find one video to summarize new yorkers....woat tier people in general.
'It was the big boys all the women go for, they jumped me. The women didn't say nothing. They keep on choosing the wrong men. Is that all women want? Tall and with a big you know what?'
Yeah so he’s a manlet with a micro penis.
There’s a throwaway exchange in Semi-Pro that there doesn’t seem to be a gif or good video of that always comes to mind
Dick Pepperfield: "Well, that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say that they actually prefer a small penis."
Lou Redwood: "Show me one gal who says that and I'll show you a liar."
Dick Pepperfield: "I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight."
I’ve also been trying to fit in a Community/Britta bagel pronunciation joke for the last day and a half that would’ve netted me maybe 7 likes but it’s just not there...C’est la vie
I’ll give you a like for your honesty and ability to admit your short comings
Yes, if you just ignore all of the Michelin starred and world renowned restaurants, chefs, etc... just pizza and bagels.
Uneasy about him referencing a mass shooting
Or how about when Cal becomes a good in game coach
his YouTube videos are something else. he records every confrontation he has, which there are a lot, and the cops get called every time. there's one of him having a confrontation with a librarian. like what tf has to be going wrong in your life to pick a fight with a librarian, these people are harmless.
at least the cops were able to put that confrontation in the books!
Lol because it’s at the library
Seems like he's just doing an act to make money yet most comments in here make it sound like they think he's just some serious nutcase, don't know what to think
Yeah i haven’t kept up with the story but noticed that this thread kinda took off. After reading I think it’s just a prank, bro
Also bagel shop may be in on it
This is where we get called stupid for not realizing what's going on
Been called stupid for less
I was 100% invested in finding out his years in the making gripe here, but the female librarian had to ruin everything by continuously cutting him short
Shiggityshwo, if you had to put a percentage on how committed you were in finding out his years in the making gripe, what would you put that percentage at?
That's not an attractive bagel
I dunno I never thought about it tbh
This is not true.
Thought it looked alright but I took the first google image, a good cream cheese and salmon bagel is a great lunch.
I got a bagel from the Russ and Daughters in the Jewish Museum on Central Park East this morning.
Everything bagel, scallion cream cheese, New Zealand King, capers, tomatoes and onions.
Ess-a-bagel in NYC had the best bagel I’ve ever had in my life.
The movie semi-pro is a throwaway
Great two people who lie about having friends and luck with the ladies
New Yorkers don’t travel the globe complaining that no sushi measures up to Masa. They ALL whine about how they can’t find a decent bagel or slice west of the Hudson. It’s insufferable.
I love how he keeps blaming women for all his problems and acting like it’s not his own fault.
This guy is currently on the radio here in Tampa basically just recounting similar stories to the bagel incident from his life. I think he might have some anger issues.
Why do people keep putting a mic in front of him?