This man has had enough of women on dating sites and bagel shops

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  1. Odin

    Odin Sorry, I'm autistic.
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    I have trouble finding 34x36 pants
     
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  2. Truman

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    Finding 36x34 isnt easy either
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. audrew

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    Gets racist in first 10 seconds. Nice
     
  5. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh: i like how they sent a tall, hot ass chick to interview him.
     
  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    "I went in the woods yesterday and was taking my anger out on the trees with a bat. I accidentally hit my leg, the bruise has went down, but i hit my leg with a miniature Yankees bat. That hurt!"

    :ded:
     
  7. Tobias

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    he calls himself the new MLK of the anti-bullying movement

    big fan of his mindset
     
  8. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    do y’all even bonobos
     
  9. Crepeswithasmile

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    This mother fucker called himself the Martin Luther King of ending bullying :roll::roll:
     
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  10. Crepeswithasmile

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    I'd lost a MAJOR account, a $900 a week account
    :pffft:
     
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  11. Jack Parkman

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    He was like a heavy turtle on my back. He was like 3 bags of sugar on top of me
     
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  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    It'd be hilarious to get this little fucker all coked up and turn him lose in a shopping mall or something.
     
  13. Odin

    Odin Sorry, I'm autistic.
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    Who
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    TOTALLY!
     
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  15. Crepeswithasmile

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    put a gopro on him and sit back and watch the shit show
     
  16. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    This guy is legitimately going to be behind a mass shooting one day.
     
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  17. audrew

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  18. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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  19. TimJimothy

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    Same reason shitty reality television shows still exist.
     
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  20. TC

    TC Thoughts arise like butterflies
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    Same reason there’s an 8 page thread on him
     
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  21. Imurhuckleberry

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    Really hard to threaten the employees when you can't see over the counter.
     
  22. TimJimothy

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    He's "taking what they were believing in and try to get across the world and bring it to a heightened level..."
    :banderas:
     
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  23. Tobias

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    i have a dream....that one day i will be able to reach the cookie jar on the kitchen counter without a stepladder
     
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  24. NYGator

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  25. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    bonobos, it’s right there in the post
     
  26. Odin

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    Will i find these at buckle or hot topic?
     
  27. ono

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    He will be an extra dangerous shooter, like Oddjob in GoldenEye. Shit is cheating
     
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  28. southlick

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  29. Brian Shute

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    Scream and yell at people, bump chests, point in faces, challenge people to step outside, and then, after getting slammed to the ground, declare yourself a bullying activist.

    Thats quite a character arc you've fashioned for yourself, little fella.
     
  30. momux

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    You know they’re owned by Walmart now?
     
  31. ono

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    should have stood closer to the fence just to get an even better sense of scale on this little guy IMO
     
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  32. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Because they want to keep making fun of him.

    Threads like this are when you realize the board hasn’t really grown up. It’s pretty tough to watch that video and see how mentally ill that guy is and people just want to egg him on.
     
  33. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    looks like we got ourselves an idiot here folks
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    More like Rosa Parks imo, who was 5’3.
     
  35. Tobias

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    bagel guy oh no

     
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  36. pearl

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    I’m not racist either and I regular use the n-word too
     
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  37. audrew

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    The irony of a guy who descends into fits of rage if you say midget thinking he can say the n word....delicious.
     
  38. Jigga

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    Must be a short thing
     
  39. pearl

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    Damn you bertwing :whyioughta::whyioughta::whyioughta:
     
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  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Couldn't believe he did that to himself right there
     
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  41. teel

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  42. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Yeah, to hell with Chris Morgan. I'm still a Köksal Baba guy myself.

     
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  43. burnttatertot

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    Pleased to discover he's a #New York Yankees fan. I'd be lying if I said he isn't how I view Yankees fans anyway.
     
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  44. Jack Parkman

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  45. TheoB

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    what a miserable life this guy lives. all by his own doing.

    literally lives in his van down by the river
     
  46. Eric The Viking

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    This didn’t deserve to be bottom-paged.
     
  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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  48. Jack Parkman

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  49. pearl

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    Take advantage of your 15 minutes
     
  50. devine

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    Just bought 5!