"Tiger King" Doc on Netflix

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  1. spagett

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    First march madness is cancelled and now this?

    Good god. "Rona is probably right around the corner
     
  2. War Grundle

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  3. Sean Connery

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    Is Howard the biggest bitch of the show?

    Many people say yes.
     
  4. Pelican Grove

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    I said in another thread, but will put it here too:

    Tiger King is a seven-hour exposé on white trash.
     
  5. Chameleon

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    Looking for a Joe for Governor T-Shirt. Also if someone can pass along any info on where Joe got those badass tats and piercings I would appreciate it, especially his Prince Albert.
     
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  6. spagett

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    Beta cuck to the extreme
     
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    I’m sure bertwing can direct you to the best location for a Prince Albert
     
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  8. The Goat

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    I lost it when it came to the wedding pic of him in that damn tiger print shit being on a leash. What a simp.
     
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  10. racer

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    Well shit, he wants to stay alive. Do what you gotta do, Howie.
     
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  11. Tarpon Nole

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    low key funniest part of Ep 1-

    The word GUARD on the gate when they're talking about Joe always being armed being spelled ARMED GAURD
     
    #111 Tarpon Nole, Mar 25, 2020 at 9:05 PM
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  12. Mikelangelo

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    Hopefully the last episode is great, through 6 and Joe is kinda annoying at this point and don't find his new scumbag partners all that interesting.
     
  13. DuffandMuff

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    Plot twist: the entire documentary is devoid of a protagonist
     
  14. 941Gator

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    goes without saying my man. Just have to laugh at it.
     
  15. CuckFinn

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  16. CuckFinn

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    for fuck sake I believe you nailed it
     
  17. Mikelangelo

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    .
     
    #119 Mikelangelo, Mar 25, 2020 at 10:07 PM
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  18. Pelican

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    Loved the interview with him in the last episode when he's in his house (probably trailer) talking to the film crew and then out of nowhere he's in the bathtub being interviewed.
     
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  19. DuffandMuff

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    He got in wearing jeans right? My friend and I swore he did.
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    Futureman we need more Joe Exotic stories from your Brother In Law

     
    #122 Corky Bucek, Mar 25, 2020 at 10:16 PM
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  21. Pelican

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    He absolutely is wearing pants or shorts when he gets in.
     
  22. Futureman

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    We are FaceTiming tomorrow. I’ll find out more. There’s a rumor out there that Joe was faking and had the knee brace/limp as a way to get more sympathy which I know is wrong because my bro in law did his PT. Want to find out what exactly the issue was if it doesn’t break some sort of doc/patient law.
     
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  23. DuffandMuff

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    Joe is absolutely innocent of the murder for hire plot. Jeff Lowe's right hand man even admitted on that recorded call that he would never go down to Florida.

    Also, if the feds were so adamant about this murder for hire plot, why not go full steam ahead with charges against Jeff and Alan? Those two were just as involved.
     
  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Appears to be an old herpes injury.
     
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  25. backinblack23

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    Can we get him out on good behavior to come lead the team on to the field to start the season?
     
    #128 backinblack23, Mar 25, 2020 at 10:49 PM
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  26. Buster

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    I noticed the mug in that one shot too. Highly doubt he has any idea what an Iowa Hawkeye is. Wore a Longhorns hat for a lot of the series too.
     
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  28. RalfBully

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    Are there any normal people that have big cats? Amazing to me that they are all pieces of shit. They barely even touched on the Zanesville, OH massacre too
     
  29. TC

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    I had him pegged as an OU fan
     
  30. racer

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    Uh,
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  31. racer

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    I’m sure he enjoyed the pegging
     
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  32. Jake Scott

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    Only to be outdone by Joe’s first husbands Tap Out tattoo
     
  33. Jake Scott

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    if your program had half the spunk of Joe Exotic you’d probably have a stew going

    and big gay man stew
     
  34. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    First husband is a murderer.
    Limo driver rapes mentally challenged men.
    Joe himself is an arsonist and I suppose attempted murderer.

    Lot of really shitty people in his circle. I guess it's the meth? I'd love to read a bio of everyone involved. I'm sure there are plenty more hidden gems.
     
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  35. Jake Scott

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    Joe literally drained his parents bank accounts. That’s a part of it that’s stuck with me.
     
    #138 Jake Scott, Mar 26, 2020 at 8:24 AM
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  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Guy is a fucking scoundrel.
     
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  37. 941Gator

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    True but not until things got ugly in the end thanks to that slut whore Carol Baskins
     
  38. TC

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    It’s because they are rednecks :twocents:
     
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  39. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    About the fire in the gator exhibit that destroyed all the footage: didn’t it show joe viewing footage of the producer walking to the exhibit (at night) on the night it caught fire/exploded? Thought they kinda glossed over that a bit.
     
  40. spagett

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    When CFB comes back, I need Exotic Joe waiving at the children's hospital
     
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  41. spagett

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    He was so smug that nothing was in his name
     
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  42. backinblack23

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    With his music video playing on the jumbo tron.
     
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  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I know lots of rednecks. None of them are murderers and only one is an arsonist.
     
  44. Buster

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  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Mateusz Gugałka, who produced some of Joe’s music videos, told Vanity Fair that Joe went to extraordinary lengths to insist that he was writing and recording his own country music. One tactic involved telling staffers on a Monday that he spent the weekend in Dallas recording a new song—a brazen lie, considering Joe had interacted with said staffers the whole weekend in Oklahoma.
     
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  46. fattmante

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    This reminded me when someone put “cologne” on his shoe and the tigers began attacking him. :roll:
     
  47. TC

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    Then Carole weighs in with "you need to put sardine oil if you want the tigers to bite something"