Tiger Woods involved in serious car crash (I heard it from J. Larso first)

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  1. bro

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    have you ever considered just shutting the fuck up?
     
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  2. War Grundle

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    Damn. Was hoping we’d see him win another major or two.
     
  3. zeberdee

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    would have loved to see him get in a position to take a run at 18 or even 19.
     
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  4. 1

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    Shit shit shit shit
     
  5. ANTWONE

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    Stop being an annoying cunt
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    If you’re going to take that as shot at you, that’s you’re issue. I’m not saying your or dump are finding any extra motivation because tiger woods is a poc.
     
  7. Gallant Knight

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    yes it's my issue when you quote me twice and say that. not sure why i would read into that. good point.
     
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    Elin trying to finish the job
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    He's about to release a book telling all from his side fwiw.
     
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  10. Juicy Locke

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    Tiger is going to need one hell of a support system after this. I imagine he has a pretty big fear of life after golf and today seems like the start of that.
     
  11. MtOread

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  12. TimJimothy

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    Hope he recovers, retires from golf, and RECOVERS. Also very glad no one else was injured. Of color or not.
     
  13. DuffandMuff

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    new avi time
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    It looks like he fell asleep.
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    You made 2 statements kicking him while he is down. So I quoted both of them because they illustrated what I meant about kicking celebrities when they are down.

    My statement to you was the celebrity part. The need to kick a celebrity when he is down. You took the POC part of my statement personally. I am not saying you enjoyed it more because TW is a POC. I have just found that to be true.
     
  16. Bruce Wayne

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  17. Gallant Knight

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    that's fair.
     
  18. mal630

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    Tiger shot lessons for golf digest all day on Monday. I think he was on his way to do that again today?
     
  19. CloudBerry

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    Will come out in wheelchair and dominate field at the Masters one last time. Jim Nantz dies of ecstasy
     
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  20. ShuPoor

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    Beo, just one week removed from going into the Britney Spears thread to do nothing but shit all over her. Incredible.
     
  21. NCHusker

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  22. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCKING FUCK.
     
  23. NYGator

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    I always loved Tiger and wished him well. His relationship with Trump really fucking bothered me.
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  24. Truman

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    A hit dog will holler
     
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  26. bhrangerfan0809

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    Should’ve used a driver
     
  27. zeberdee

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    Tiger seemed legitimately apolitical to me. I know to some people that's still worth holding against him, and that's fine. just saying I'm not sure he's necessarily a Trump supporter.

    not that we really need to be getting into that right now.
     
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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    Barstool/MMA crew gonna do what they do
     
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  29. DeToxRox

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  30. Big Meech

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    Heard it's total body trauma and not just legs.
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    JFC you are smarter than this. I never not once shit on her or personal issues. As a matter of fact I did the opposite.

    I said her issues were fucked up. I just said I didn’t think she was a good artist. If you think that’s the same as me shitting on personal problems I have no idea what to tell you.
     
  32. DeToxRox

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    Wake me up when J. Larso posts again
     
  33. NYGator

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    I don't know if he is or not, but Tiger has seemed a lot of things over the years but his actions over the years made you question some of those things also. He may not put politics in your face, but he certainly wasn't shy about being seen with Trump.

    Despite all of this I always find myself rooting for him both in golf and in life, but I do feel conflicted.
     
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  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    this has me shaken
     
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  35. $P1

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    My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Tiger pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
     
  36. w2b

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    Thank you, Simone.
     
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  37. skeezy

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    There are multiple medications and delivery methods for pain management. Lots of different ways to manage postop pain other than giving someone a fistful of pills. I rarely prescribe narcotics anymore.
     
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  38. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    It’s def a good thing he didn’t go with the Fiat sponsorship after seeing that.

    Not to jump to the “he was fucked up” conclusion (could’ve been texting, looking at social media, etc), but the puffiness look of an otherwise physically in shape man is one indicator of addiction.
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    Some of y'all are insufferable. People are nuanced. He can have done bad things, be an addict, have bad opinions/political stances, and still be worthy of one's concern. You don't have to like the guy to acknowledge his impact and wish him well.
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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    Trump National is right in the area of the accident. But he could have been staying in PV when he’s out here. Although it’s not close to Riviera.
     
  41. NYGator

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    I absolutely wish him well, but I also understand why he may be more polarizing than that.
     
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  42. Connor Norman

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    Would have hit me hard had he died.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    TLC? Tylenol, Lyrica, Celebrex?
     
  44. undrtow

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    :golfclap:
     
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  45. Connor Norman

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  46. ANTWONE

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  47. Sir Phobos

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    heard this on the radio, felt horrible. hearing "single vehicle accident in the early morning" made my heart sink because those are almost always caused by wildlife or DUIs.

    dude's career is done, what a shitty way for it to end as well. should have been able to announce a retirement and do a farewell tour.
     
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  48. gus_chiggins

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    This is fucking horrific. Prayers for him
     
  49. wes tegg

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    Fuck the PGA Tour and golf press corps. This is absolutely horrible.

     
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