Tiger Woods involved in serious car crash (I heard it from J. Larso first)

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  1. CF3234

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    Why should Justin Thomas or any player withdraw from a tournament? WTF
     
  2. undrtow

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    That's bullshit. Hey, your mentor and good friend was in a horrible wreck, get up here and talk. Fuck them
     
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  4. undrtow

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    Tiger is one of his best friends and was just involved in a terrible wreck. He also lost his grandfather 2 weeks ago. Maybe, just maybe he's more concerned about his friend's well-being than playing golf
     
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  6. hudson

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    No shit.
     
  7. spagett

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    Nantz places his tie on tiger as he cums himself to death
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Right. But that's 100% Thomas's call and it's not something he should be asked about regardless of his decision to play or withdraw.
     
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  10. spagett

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    Watch how you speak about us patrons
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    If your best friend broke his legs in a car accident, but was in good hands and not in need of physical assistance from you, would you take the rest of the week off work?
     
  12. electronic

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    Probably not, but it’s pretty lame to ask about that while nobody really knows what’s going on and you just found about 10 minutes ago.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    I hate work so yeah
     
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  15. HoosDaMan

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    It was clearly a joke you unfunny cunt. Godspeed
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    I agree that it was a dumb question to ask.
     
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  17. Nandor the Relentless

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    That first pic looks like the start of a gay porno
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    Said he believed Tiger was conscious
     
  19. undrtow

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    If, big if, his only injuries are broken legs, probably not. Me working and Justin Thomas playing in a golf tournament are 2 different things though
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    if i had a friend who was in the hospital and someone sent me that picture of the car i would not be at my office right now.
     
  21. Big Meech

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    Awesome bro
     
  22. TimJimothy

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    I am not unfunny!
     
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  23. undrtow

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    I agree and that was my point. They shouldn't have expected JT to do a press conference at all. Then to ask him that question is fucked up imo
     
  24. wes tegg

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    He said he learned of the accident ten minutes before. He didn't have all of the information on the injuries (or, maybe he did and we don't).
     
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    comparing sports to normal jobs is always stupid.
     
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    And if anyone know's gay porno, it's you!
     
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  27. spagett

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    Not a straight one?
     
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    thoughts and prayers for your fragile psyche
     
  29. undrtow

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    This is my concern. I would expect someone from Tiger's inner circle has relayed more info to Justin than what we know
     
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    Can’t imagine this was good for his back. Hopefully it’s just a couple broken legs and some other bumps and bruises.
     
  31. Nandor the Relentless

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    You’re being very generous here
     
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    thank god for modern automobile safety standards. if this is the 1970s he's fucking dead. it really is amazing how far that stuff has come in a few decades.
     
  35. ButchCassidy

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    My wife texted me "oh no, Tiger!" and my heart skipped a beat. ESPN loading to breaking news also wasn't great.
     
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    some folks itt: get a grip
     
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  37. steamengine

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    I’m glad they included “golf pro” in front of his name as if he isn’t one of the most recognizable names in America
     
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  38. Fusiontegra

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  41. Houndster

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    Overlap or interlock?
     
  42. undrtow

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    Interlock
     
  43. Dump

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    :roll:

    I would do the same if Robert Downey Jr relapsed and I did the same with Charlie Sheen

    go fuck yourself cocksucker
     
  44. IvanTheTerrible

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    I'm sure we were all waiting for this.
     
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  45. Dump

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    I bet it was the first thing on most peoples brains when they heard the news tho
     
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  48. Dump

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    one killed his wife

    the other just beat her
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    True, it's way more likely Justin Thomas would play in a golf tournament to honor Tiger than it is that wes tegg would file a motion to honor Talking Head.