Tiger Woods involved in serious car crash (I heard it from J. Larso first)

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  1. Drown ‘Em

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    JFC, a reporter asked them whether Tiger’s celebrity status was why the “crime scene” was taking so long to clear away. Fucking LA media...
     
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  2. Whammy Business

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    Do tell.
     
  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    They said they did not take any blood samples from him at the hospital
     
  4. Drown ‘Em

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    Deputy who was first to arrive said Tiger was calm and lucid during his conversation with him.
     
  5. RalfBully

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    and also the most well spoken guy. Only one not nervous it seems
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    The blood flushed it out. Slamming your hand/face into the steering wheel with a finger lodged in the nostril causes a bloody nose and quite a scene for a 15 mph accident.
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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  8. Drown ‘Em

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    Easier to speak with confidence when you have first hand knowledge.
     
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  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    Good safety plug for the genesis suv
     
  10. HoosDaMan

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    Impressed with the deputy.
     
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  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    :golfclap:
     
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  12. audrew

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    Ok, 3 hours of breaking news coverage of this is a bit fucking much
     
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  13. Houndster

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    Did you know you can change the channel?
     
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  14. Duck2013

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    The guy isn’t exactly a club pro.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    too bad your tv doesn’t have Netflix and this board has one thread
     
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  16. IrishLAX2

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    Anyone else perturbed by the line of questioning?

     
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  17. BlazingRebel

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    Shock and adrenaline is a hell of a combo
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    Americans voted for the news to go back to this
     
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  19. Duck2013

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    I just hope he’s able to somehow walk again and be active with his kids as the grow up.

    I could give a damn about watching him play a competitive round ever again. The arch of this guys life is so incredibly fuggin sad I’d hate to see this strip him of being able to do everything that he wants with his children.
     
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  20. audrew

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    I would like to hear about the Jan 6th hearing today. Not 90% nothing new/speculation and 10% information
     
  21. zeberdee

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    so no sign of impairment. high crash area.
     
  22. OZ2

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    To think, the biggest reason he got the spinal fusion surgery was about being able to play and walk with his kids more than about ever playing the game again.

    A couple years later we are all hoping for him to recover from the latest back episode so we can watch him this year and a fucking vehicle crash might rob him of ever being able to be the same with his kids again.

    Having said that, I’m happy he is alive. Few celebrities would actively suck more than losing Tiger, warts and all. That guy was an absolute huge part of my youth and him coming back to win the Masters will always be one of the coolest sports moments of my life.
     
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  23. Blu Tang Clan

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    I don’t really have an emotional connection to Tiger in any way but hope he's ok. Also the area of the crash is rather hilly and it wouldn’t be surprising if he was simply going too fast and lost control. PV isn’t exactly the easiest area to navigate. You don’t have to be under the influence to have issues there.
     
  24. Volholic16

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    Shattered ankle and 2 fractures, 1 of which was compound, per golf.com
     
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  25. roggins

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    Anyone confirmed Elin’s whereabouts this morning? Maybe not a suspect but at least a person of interest.
     
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  26. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Impossible to discover/prove the 5-iron damage to the car if you roll it down a mountain.
     
  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    Shit his body is already wrecked. This is fucking sad.

    For the people giving him shit about being an addict. Well no fucking shit he has had 5 back surgeries. Can't imagine the kind of pain he is in daily.
     
  28. Chipper>Jeter

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    On a lighter note what was he driving? I need to put my wife and daughter in that vehicle.
     
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  29. Cawgs or Gie!

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    I feel like his back is going to be really fucked up but we won't know it for a couple days.
     
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  30. bertwing

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    The abnormal gait he’s going to have for quite a while and being laid up in bed because of multiple leg injuries isn’t going to be good for a recovering back surgery either. It’s a good thing he has the resources he does and will get the best possible treatment and therapy one can receive. Combine that with his work ethic and I’m trying to feel good about his prognosis.
     
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  31. undrtow

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    Genesis SUV
     
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  32. BP

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    Crazy the amount of injuries for a no contact sport. All that torque he puts on his body when he swings is insane.
     
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  33. TimJimothy

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    Damn, I just really hope he's able to walk and live whatever a 'normal' life would be for him. Be able to play with his kids. If he loses a leg or is confined to a wheel chair? Fucking terrible.
     
  34. bertwing

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    Shattered ankle on one leg, compound fractures of tibia and fibula on other leg. Ortho and vascular surgeons working to stabilize injuries in surgery, will obviously require multiple surgeries.

    Fuck man :tebow:
     
  35. CF3234

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    Doesn’t help he was doing navy seal training and golf training at the same time.
     
  36. Gunners

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    Terrible. Also saw recently that Amy Van Dyken is paralyzed which has nothing to do with this but sad.
     
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  37. bertwing

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  38. spagett

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    Rinaldi is convulsing just thinking about the feature he'll inevitably narrate
     
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  39. Dump

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    honestly the worst thing being a poc has done to Tiger is having to be raised by Earl Woods
     
  40. bertwing

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    Can you just stop trying to be edgy and leave the thread
     
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  41. Dump

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    Never bitch
     
  42. Fran Tarkenton

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  43. fish

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    Probably never plays in public again, right?
     
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  44. Snakes

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    i'm sure he will still do events and all that, but it's hard to imagine him competing professionally going forward. I'm just relieved that it seems like he wasn't under the influence, and just made a reckless driving mistake. so all the folks immediately pointing to his substance abuse issues can fuck right off.
     
  45. Marty Kaan

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  46. bro

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    That ain’t it
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Chud alert
     
  48. poor paul

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  49. The B1G Kucktis

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    My brother-in-law will never walk again and I’m fairly confident Tiger Woods will walk again. Nice post, asshole.
     
  50. Marty Kaan

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