Tiger Woods involved in serious car crash (I heard it from J. Larso first)

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  1. Aussie

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  2. AlternativeFactsRule

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  3. Aussie

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    Agreed
     
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  5. blind dog

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    already posted, still not funny
     
  6. AubCabs

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    This has already been posted and appropriately shit on you stupid old man
     
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    How many Fw:fw:fw:fw:FW:fw:fw:FW: were in the subject line of that email, Gambler ?
     
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    blind dog already emailed me that meme 2 weeks ago

    arkansas isnt sending us their best that much i can say for sure
     
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  11. DeToxRox

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    LA County Sheriffs are already getting hammered on the Kobe crash so they probably don’t want another high profile celebrity case.
     
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    Pain pills

    I solved it for you
     
  14. backinblack23

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    i figured he was getting a blowie from a pornstar.
     
  15. UncleJesse

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    She hide in the bushes until the cops were gone or something?
     
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    She died and they’re covering it up
     
  17. ButchCassidy

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    Pornstar, lol. They have Denny’s in LA? Local bar and grill waitress, most likely.
     
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  18. Cocks13

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    Pretty confident it was ambien.
     
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  19. backinblack23

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    You don’t have them do road head, you get a professional for that. My guess is she deep throated him and he threw his head back in pleasure and missed the curve.
     
  20. UncleJesse

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    What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  21. TC

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    Ambien at 7am? Still kicking from night before?
     
  22. electronic

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    Strong recruiting analyst energy here by the cops.
     
  23. backinblack23

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    Is he your idol? Seems like I struck a nerve.
     
  24. UncleJesse

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    Go rub one out and come back and try it again.
     
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  25. backinblack23

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    Seems like that’s what Tiger did and look how he ended up. Plus I think they would frown upon that at work. Go take a ambien and lighten up.
     
  26. bertwing

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    Another quality interaction on the internet by user backinblack23

    good stuff as always shithead
     
  27. Bruce Wayne

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    You thinking he's too big to be deep throated or something?
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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    You are writing Tiger Woods fantasy porn on a Thursday morning on a sports message board.
     
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    Jesse please, erotic fanfiction is the preferred nomenclature.
     
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  32. The B1G Kucktis

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    To be honest, he gets a lot of practice in this area being an Iowa fan.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Yeah, lucky as fuck to be alive
     
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  36. Boom TittyMilk

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    Lucky as fuck he didn’t injury anyone else as well
     
  37. buckwild

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    I'd say that qualifies as speeding.
     
  38. TC

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    Ah, amphetamines. Looks like we were all off with the downer guesses
     
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  39. BleedinGreen

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    Or he passed out and hit the gas...
     
  40. TC

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    (“Speed”)
     
  41. BleedinGreen

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  43. bertwing

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  44. ANTWONE

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    What is with you weirdos hoping the cause of this crash was him abusing drugs?
     
  45. TC

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    Will Tiger become one of the official Masters starters now?
     
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