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  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox We dug coal together
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    What’s the story with Shams?
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    Sounds like a phony.
     
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  3. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    All for show
     
  4. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  5. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    carried water for Kyrie’s anti-vax stance
     
  6. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Kyrie is a very deep thinker. For a flat-earther anyway.
     
  7. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    He gives off "junior year of hs, just started smoking pot a week ago, but I've got some books you need to read" vibes
     
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  8. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    A not really fun fact. My dad did his pre-marital counseling and was going to officiate his wedding before it was called off.
     
  9. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Did your dad call him deuce?
     
  10. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Do you, Deuce (giggle), take this woman....
     
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  11. Mister Me Too

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  12. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    That tweet about Dabo's emails probably looking like the script to Roots is still laugh out loud funny by even just thinking about it 2 days later
     
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  13. Doc Louis

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    Or that the FBI would dare go after their tax exemption over this
     
  14. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Staley, Lutui, McAllister, and now Gruden to round out the NFL Deuce Mount Rushmore.
     
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  15. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He was so good
     
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  17. NDJOECA

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    this is exactly what my dad (old white guy here) said when Norm passed.
     
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  18. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Are you my son??
     
  19. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    My dad wouldn’t be caught dead rooting for Michigan. Now I’m concerned :ohdear:
     
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  20. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that would make him independent
     
  22. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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  23. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I'm a northern Irish Catholic. Most of my fam are Domers. I'm rightly reviled by Michigan TMB as a Domer sympathizer.
     
  24. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    It’s pretty amazing that the ‘STICK TO SPORTS’ crowd is all siding with sports athletes who aren’t sticking to sports once it fits their agenda.
     
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  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I'd bet my life that his ring tone has been Headstrong at some point
     
  27. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    Been chuckling quietly for a minute after reading this.
     
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  28. Jeffrey Lebowski

    Jeffrey Lebowski Obviously you're not a golfer
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  29. Jack Parkman

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  30. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
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  31. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Would have expected nothing less.
     
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  32. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    I really like this guy
     
  33. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    this is how i feel about the H man
     
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  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Your next Governor, folks
     
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  35. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    love a clear bigot, bold strategy
     
  36. laxjoe

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    hopefully he ran this tweet by mr. editor before hitting post
     
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  37. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    He must have ran that by the guy that runs the Raiders Twitter account.
     
  38. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Idk, his reporting on Joe Dumars/Detroit Pistons was pretty ethically questionable
     
  39. jrmy

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    I mean his older brother is named David Duke what else would you expect
     
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  40. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Yikes.

    [​IMG]
     
  41. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Woj has a long history of pumping up the people around the league who leak him stuff. I think that's pretty common in sports media, in general.

    I don't know that Woj has something in his history that makes him look as bad as Schefter looks for giving this particular person the ability to read a story before it goes up, though. This isn't just about Schefter letting someone read a story. It's that we know a lot more about Bruce Allen, now, and he was the one reading it.
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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  43. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode im a lovely geezer
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  44. dblplay1212

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    If he resigned without a settlement, wouldn't he not get shit? He quit, didn't get fired.
     
  45. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Depends on how his contract was written IMO
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    I've never heard of a contract that would pay someone after they quit. "We'll pay you for 10 years but you can quit when you want and we'll still pay you" would be insane.
     
  47. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Don’t disagree it’s a pretty dumb way to write a contract but was probably a concession they made to coax Gruden into coaching
     
  48. Nandor the Relentless

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    I want a contract like this
     
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  49. dblplay1212

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    "We know you don't want to coach but just try it out and you can quit anytime and still get $100m" would be the single dumbest contract ever.
     
  50. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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