Tinder: Dick, Weed, and Fat Guys crashing Bicycles

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  1. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    The year is 2013, I have a girlfriend that I don't really love anymore, I'm going to download this app and see what comes of it.
     
  2. Jax Teller

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    Does this mean I'm stateside for the prime tinder years this time?
     
  3. CoastalOrange

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    I'm thoroughly enjoying it and Hinge in CLT. Just saying...
     
  4. TheChatch

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    Fat girls have invaded Tinder. Use Hinge.
     
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  5. Tex

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    I just got Hinge here in Houston. No way this is real. Every girl is a 10.
     
  6. mp_22

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    Post pics
     
  7. Tex

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    As soon as it stops saying Check Back Soon! I think it might not be as big as Tinder yet because I've only been able to "heart" girls a few times since I got it today.
     
  8. Black Jesus

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    I'm in Houston. I have done well on Hinge
     
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  9. TLAU

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    there's a silk road type deal on tinder now. have had 5-6 different matches using "moments" feature to try and sell or buy drugs. one chick sends 1-2 pictures a day of weed with the caption "HMU for green" and another keeps asking about dilaudids or some kind of srs pain killer.

    weird shit
     
  10. TLAU

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    you're god damned right I tossed my name in the hat

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  11. mp_22

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    How did it work?
     
  12. TLAU

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    she hasn't logged back on since sending this message per her profile

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    seems like the kind of girl it would be easy to get nudes from though. if it happens I'll share
     
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  13. mp_22

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    hows it going?
     
  14. Jax Teller

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    There are still bots on there it appears.
     
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  15. TLAU

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    she actually has not logged back in since that message. maybe she realized it wasn't a good idea to fuck a complete stranger from Tinder.

    Just saw this thanks to brolift 's bae on facebook. Pretty pathetic to do to begin with. What's worse is that they probably didn't even try to say "hey i'll order a pizza and bring it myself" or something revolving around actually consuming the pizza with the girl. Bold move would be finding a real cheap pizza delivery costume and buying the pizza and delivering it yourself. decent chance you'd get your foot in the door / invited in :twocents:

    http://elitedaily.com/humor/girls-tinder-games-deliver-pizza/1026727/
     
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  16. TLAU

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    nvm. lol didn't see this response coming. jesus fat ugly chicks are awful

    Anthony Chui
    I would get the pizza then go deliver it personally, your move hungry girl
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      You're basically saying you're going force the hand of a girl and bargain pizza for sex.

      You're exactly the reason women do this stuff. Because fuck you.
      Reply · Like · about an hour ago
     
  17. kylebw7

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  18. dukebuckeye

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    I haven't been on Tinder in two years, but it appears it is not what it once was. Shame.
     
  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    Been for almost a year now. Thank God, it appears.
     
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  20. Sean Connery

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    Mix look who I just came across

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  21. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    You in Orlando? Guess her and her bf actually broke up. Not that it stops her.
     
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  22. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Heh, no problems here.

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  23. Sean Connery

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    Yeah, west side of Orlando
     
  24. 47 straight

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    Back in the game?
     
  25. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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  26. DrTomOsbourne

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    I wish I was a pretty man
     
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  27. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    You're pretty awesome in my book.
     
  28. bstaple12

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  29. Tex

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    What's Jodie's ass look like? For research.
     
  30. CoastalOrange

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    Not to go all gay but I'm mediocre looking and tinder/hinge does well for me. I can only imagine how well it does for decent looking folk like Don't Hate Me Bro
     
  31. Joey Freshwater

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    I never really got a lot of matches on Tinder. And a lot of them were bots which were hilarious.

    also, what the fuck is a Hinge?
     
  32. Kirk Fogg

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    I'm not gay, and dont use Facebook anymore. Can I use any of these apps without having to create a profile on a website grandmothers obsess over daily?
     
  33. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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  34. dump

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    Tinder for white chicks
     
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  35. DetroitNole

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    Yea it has been a while since I have been on either, although I still randomly hook up with one of the girls I met on there two years ago (and mistakingly dated for a while). I am currently single and haven't gotten any in a few weeks after cutting her out so I should jump back on and give it another whirl.
     
  36. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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  37. Tex

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    Couple big girls boobs from recently.
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  38. RoyalShocker

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    Well fuck, I guess I'll get back in on this.
     
  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    Been on for about six months, I've had pretty good success. Text most of the women I'm interested in. Considering erasing it and starting from scratch, maybe I'll get a new batch. Would suck to lose the 200 matches, but I figure I text the ones I want to text, so why not start fresh?
     
  40. Sean Connery

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    Because you can only swipe right 50 times a day
     
  41. The Hebrew Husker

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    Is that still a thing? I used to get it all the time, but haven't for a while. Probably because I don't even get 50 new choices a day anymore, if that's the number.
     
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  42. Sean Connery

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    Yeah it is. I live in a metropolitan area and it's a bit of an annoyance
     
  43. The Hebrew Husker

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    Yeah, if I reset the app it'll become an issue, but what's the difference between a 50 swipe cap, and the like 15-20 total new girls I see per day?
     
  44. TLAU

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    hinge >>>
    but Tinders still got a little talent
     
  45. Sean Connery

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    I never get matches on Hinge. I guess it's not that big in my area because I do just fine on Tinder
     
  46. jackbauer

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    Same. I never get matches on Hinge, but Tinder I do fine.
     
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  47. JGator1

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    It shouldn't be a big deal if you're not seeing many new girls on there. I hate matching with girls who've already left Florida, it happens constantly.

    Anyone still using the klutzy encounter line from back in the day?
     
  48. brolift

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    Talking to girls in these apps is laborious.
     
  49. brolift

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