TMB Biggest Loser 2017

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by JeremyLambsFace, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp
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    If interested become a fan of #Montreal Impact so we can send out group messages.

    Start date will be Tuesday, January 3rd. We will run through May 1, 2016.

    Initial weigh-ins will be posted on Monday, the 2nd. They will require a picture of the scale as well as a sign showing your username and the date. In addition to the initial weigh-in each user should take "before" photos to provide evidence of weight loss as proof to win the competition.

    Each subsequent Monday each user should post a weigh-in photo. This will just need to be a picture of the weight on the scale. All the other stuff isn't necessary. If a user goes more than three consecutive weeks without posting a weight, he is disqualified.

    Participating in the contest will cost $25. Once we begin the contest, I will send a PM out to all participants with info on my venmo to pay your fee.

    Once everyone is registered and paid I will post a weekly progress spreadsheet.

    At the end of the competition, the top three participants based on percentage of total weight lost will win prizes:

    1st place: 70% of total pot
    2nd place: 25% of total pot
    3rd place: 5% of total pot
     

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  2. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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  3. JeremyLambsFace

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  4. Nole0515

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    I'm back in
     
  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    If you know fellow users who may be interested in participating or even those in self-denial about their need to lose some lb's please tag them. The more participation the better.
     
  6. Clegg

    Clegg I'm too old for this shit.
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  7. Rusty Shackleford

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  8. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY
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    Thought this was a dblplay thread....
     
  9. Darko the Snowman

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    Dear god please yes. I've gained probably 20 lbs since my son was born
     
  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    In there like swimwear
     
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  11. GboroKidd

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    Son was born.

    I got fatter.

    Count me in
     
  12. JeremyLambsFace

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    Looking at 8 potential participants so far, sweeeeeeeeet

    When does everyone want to start? Everyone good with a $25 buy-in
     
  13. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    I might be in
     
  14. Clegg

    Clegg I'm too old for this shit.
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    Don't have any preference on the start date. $25 is fine by me
     
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  15. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian
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    In. I need this.
     
  16. H/T

    H/T Top 3 Swansea City AFC Poster
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    Hi I'm fat too. I will join and then still be fat but hopefully less fat.
     
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  17. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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    Start in Jan?
     
  18. petere1588

    petere1588 Well-Known Member

    How much? Probably in..
     
  19. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Sure....
     
  20. JeremyLambsFace

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    Definitely start after Christmas or we will just lose people immediately who get discouraged by the holiday.
     
  21. JeremyLambsFace

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    Alright, rough draft:

    Start date will be Monday, January 2nd. We will run through (end date to be determined).

    Initial weigh-ins will be posted on Monday, the 2nd. They will require a picture of the scale as well as a sign showing your username and the date. In addition to the initial weigh-in each user should take "before" photos to provide evidence of weight loss as proof to win the competition.

    Each subsequent Monday each user should post a weigh-in photo. This will just need to be a picture of the weight on the scale. All the other stuff isn't necessary. If a user goes more than three consecutive weeks without posting a weight, he is disqualified.

    Participating in the contest will cost $25. Once we begin the contest, I will send a PM out to all participants with info on my venmo to pay your fee.

    Once everyone is registered and paid I will post a weekly progress spreadsheet.

    At the end of the competition, the top three participants based on percentage of total weight lost will win prizes:

    1st place: 70% of total pot
    2nd place: 25% of total pot
    3rd place: 5% of total pot

    Thoughts?
     
  22. nolecpa

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    In. Won't lose enough to win but will be worth it if I can lose 10-15 pounds.
     
  23. dallasdawg

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  24. Coke

    Coke LIQUID BEAR COKE
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  25. Hide&SeekChamp

    Hide&SeekChamp Well-Known Member
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    In. Not going to guarantee that I will always remember to send my scale pic. I hate myself for letting my weight get to this point.
     
  26. DrTomOsbourne

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  27. DeMarcus Cousins

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    Would be in but I'd be throwing away my money since I'm guaranteed to finish last. Nowadays 50% of the time at least one of my wrists, back, knees, or ankles hurt so much I barely feel like walking or doing anything resembling exercise.
     
  28. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Doc just left me a voicemail, this weekend as a matter of fact, that I either forgot to fast before my blood work or I need to join this thread.
     
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  29. JeremyLambsFace

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    Can someone keep an updated list of people who are interested?

    Keep recruiting friends, the more people who participate the more money you can win
     
  30. BROADWAY JOE

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    lotta fatties on this board.....

    Btw, I'm still trying to gain weight

    Good luck to all
     
  31. Houndster

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    I might just follow along with the thread. I'm more looking to get back into shape than losing weight, but this could help keep me motivated.
     
  32. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    You should keep it in the OP, since you are the only one who can edit that post.
    I will be nice and start you off, though

    Clegg
    Coke
    dallasdawg
    Darko the Snowman
    devine
    Diamond Joe Biden
    DrTomOsbourne
    GboroKidd
    H/T
    Hide&SeekChamp
    jaygabriel
    JeremyLambsFace
    MoJo
    Nole0515
    nolecpa
    Rusty Shackleford
    shawnoc

    I think that's the end of the "definites" list.
    Everyone else was a "might be in".

    c/p that into the OP.
     
  33. JeremyLambsFace

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    How long a competition does everyone want to do?
     
  34. dallasdawg

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    at least 12 weeks minimum imo
     
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  35. JeremyLambsFace

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    Yeah I was thinking like May 1
     
  36. petere1588

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  37. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp
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    OP updated with tentative rules, participants
     
  38. prerecordedlive

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    Not participating but I love to follow these. Good luck, dudes.
     
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  39. looks bad marinetodd

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  40. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey face your fears, then cum on them
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    godspeed gentlemen
     
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  41. fish

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    Starting on the same day as the Outback, Sugar, Cotton, and Rose Bowls seems like a bad idea. Maybe let everyone start on the 3rd so that their beginning weights are as high as possible before the diet starts. Maximum weight loss.
     
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  42. scatman duse

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    Need to join and do a much better job of not falling off like the last one

    Count me in
     
  43. JeremyLambsFace

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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    We can come in once a week to point at and far shame the fatties
     
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  45. Louis Holth

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    I'm debating joining in on this go round.
     
  46. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY
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    Let's add another incentive or two to this porkulis parade, the two least best meth addicts, are obligated to send me their mom and or sister/hottest sister's physical address.....
     
  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Getting married in June so I need to drop some weight. I'm in.
     
  48. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Hello yes I am fat and would like to be less fat and I have no self motivation and I just ate half a box of chocolate covered peanuts and now I'm staring at the rest of the box like a rabid wolf someone please help me.
     
  49. watson

    watson Defending Artoo's Freedom Since 2016
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    I really wish this was going on now. I really need to lose 10-15 lbs before I ship off to basic combat training.

    I ran three miles in the morning but I ate half a pepperoni pizza last night and three slices of chocolate chip pizza :/
     
  50. buffs

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    Yeah, I need to get back on the train. Gained 20 pounds since my wedding in August. Count me in.