TMB Club 40/50

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. Celemo

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    Exclusive reboot of the thread lost in the crash for the TMBers over the age of 40...everyone else
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  2. Jigga

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  3. Constant

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    Thank God. It was so lonely in the Club 60 thread.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  5. BiMaleStripper

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    You are getting closer to Viagra usage
     
  6. Zack Zedalis

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    I had to get my glasses & charge my rascal or I would of posted sooner
     
  7. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    Haaaaaaaaaaa, you old saggy balled fucks with your early bird dinners.

    See you in 4.5 years
     
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  8. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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  9. Mitch Cumstein

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  10. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Just your grandkids?
     
  11. double RL

    double RL old school
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    See y'all in seven months.
     
  12. Mitch Cumstein

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    Need a 50s lounge
     
  13. Shawn Hunter

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    As much as the 28-31 range has been for me health wise, I imagine the 40s are just going to be pure hell.
     
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  14. Mitch Cumstein

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    throw out your back sneezing. Do not even think about getting on a trampoline.
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I've hurt my neck sneezing.
     
  16. oknole

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    Motherfucker I'm 33 years young.
     
  17. Mitch Cumstein

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    still shittin' yella
     
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  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  19. Celemo

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    Last time I was on a trampoline, I hyperextended my shoulder. The struggle is real
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    I banged my funny bone in the bathroom at work, recoiled in pain and pulled my hip flexor. Good times.
     
  21. milquetoast

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    I can asphyxiate myself just tying my shoes. Two years to 50 where the shit REALLY gets interesting.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Jesus
     
  23. Mitch Cumstein

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    I've developed a new painful activity over the last few months. It's called getting in the car. I fucked up my right hip doing something innocuous ( like making a sandwich...really it could have been anything) and aggravate it every time I forget that it's sensitive.
     
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  24. milquetoast

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    I make odd grunting sounds when I sit down or stand up. It's like a Mario Kart power boost.
     
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  25. Celemo

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    Today I got a Charlie Horse in my hamstring while sitting at my desk...just sitting there and Bam!!!
     
  26. milquetoast

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    My wife offers to make me tea every day when she gets home from work.

    And I say yes.

    Fuckin' tea...you believe this shit?
     
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  27. ~ taylor ~

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    I have weak hip flexors from years of soccer. If I add weight or run regularly they go. Not running makes it harder to keep the weight down. Also, I love beer. Having an Oberon right now.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    A bunch of old fat fucks ITT
     
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  29. milquetoast

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    Haven't even BEGUN to talk about my weight....
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Who doesn't appreciate a nice cup of tea with honey to end the day? If you use sugar you're a heathen and I can't deal with you.
     
  31. Constant

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    Still within 10 lbs of hs weight. Genes, mother fucker.
     
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  32. milquetoast

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    Honey six days a week and twice on Sunday.

    Still doesn't make me any less of an old fuck.
     
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  33. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    I'm 37 at the end of July...am I invited? You need me to look cool to the youngin's. I'm gangsta.
     
  34. EagleDuck

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    41 and I can still get it up just fine.









    most of the time
     
  35. War Grundle

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    Dude I'm 35.

    I do have 40 tendencies though.
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    I have a bad back, shitty knees, and I blew out my shoulder last month changing a lightbulb in the garage. I'm 38, where do I apply for early admittance?
     
  37. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Did you blow out a flipflop and step on a pop top?
     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

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    Cut my heal had to cruise on back home too.
     
  39. Mitch Cumstein

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    two words: frozen shoulder

    couldn't sleep on my right side for 6 years
     
  40. Gtr

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    close but no banana
     
  41. HOOSINSC

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    id like 2 die
     
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  42. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    Im 37 but I feel like Im 40 because my back hurts all the time and I get angry if I dont eat dinner by 5. can I be granted an exception to this thread?
     
  43. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Will be 46 on the 13th. Trying to lose weight, knees are for shit from football and martial arts and I sleep with a CPAP machine. Wife loves when I roll over with my mask on asking if she would like to "buzz the tower".
     
  44. OHW

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  45. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    45 checking in
     
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  46. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    FUCKKKK YOUUUUUU

    just joined the 30 club, hair club is in the 50's doe