TMB Club 40/50

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. Celemo

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    We were explaining the "half your age +7" dating rule to some coworkers and it was a sad realization that I don't think I could handle dating a girl that's 28
     
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  2. Beeds07

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    45

    Lets dance

    I will say I miss peeing on my own terms. Its not really my choice anymore.
     
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  3. Beeds07

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    29 or 30 for me and I agree.
     
  4. Fred Flintstone

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    41. Don't feel any different than I did in my 20's. Maybe less hungover.
     
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  5. mma1

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    43 and my tendinitis in the knee and elbow are flaring up nicely now that my sciatica has stopped hurting:feelsbadman:
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    Have you even tried talking to a 20 years old lately? Male or female.
     
  7. Celemo

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    we have a couple young hot female scrubs who are 24...it can be brutal at times
     
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  8. herb.burdette

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    Your yard is neat and freshly mowed, I say yes.
     
  9. Jim Brockmire

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    I'll watch thread. Im 62 months and 3 weeks away. It'll be here before I know it.
     
  10. herb.burdette

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  11. Celemo

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    I didn't really understand the internet until '98
     
  12. herb.burdette

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    One of my undergrad roommates was a computer science engineering major.

    The first time I ever saw the Internet was 1993. He typed a bunch of unintellible commands into his computer and we left for the bars.

    When we got home several hours later, we had porn pictures.

    You really had to plan ahead in those days.
     
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  13. milquetoast

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    Discovered Usenet newsgroups back in '95. Alt.binaries.pictures.erotica for those of you unfamiliar. The giddy anticipation of a picture slowly revealing itself cannot be duplicated in today's high speed era.
     
  14. ~ taylor ~

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    I spent the week packing, moving and unpacking. Made it through without any issues physically and I was feeling pretty proud. Then I was following the cable guy around today and I felt a twinge in my back and left hip. I'm now basically paralyzed on the left side from my mid back on down to my lower calf.
     
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  15. Constant

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    Fortunately, got the cable hookup before becoming paralyzed.
     
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  16. Thoros of Beer

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    Can we just merge this with the bald thread? Lmbo
     
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  17. The Hit King

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    :killme: Turned 40 last month.
     
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  18. Mitch Cumstein

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    dude who lived in my apartment building had a computer in 93. He showed me the internet. I chatted once. Didn't get back online until 98 when I found gene williams and learned who was the best in the biz. Gotta give it to the dude, though, he's so old his name is dotcom--from a time when that was innovative and forward sounding.
     
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    I started using the Internet for school in '95 and quickly discovered porn. I remember finding a pic of my friend running the naked mile in '98.
     
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  20. Celemo

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    Hey...fuck off
     
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  21. Mitch Cumstein

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    "web savvy" was a legitimate skill to put on a resume
     
  22. Thoros of Beer

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    I know you don't mean this. Please call me when you calm down
     
  23. El Tiburon

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    43 checking in, bitches
     
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  24. Mitch Cumstein

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    how's your sciatic?
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    Welcome. You're among friends
     
  26. ~ taylor ~

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    4 beers, 4 ibuprofen, stretching and Biofreeze and I'm good as new. Until 3 hours in the car tomorrow.
     
  27. repoocs

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    Can we get some larger fonts in here?
     
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  28. Mitch Cumstein

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    I've become a big fan of Alleve. A couple before golf and I can hold off the collapse a few extra holes. No matter how the hole is laid out, I always feel extra smug when I hit my ball near the cart path.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Did 4 miles at about 9 min a mile pace today after the gym. Hoping to get it down to about 8:30 for my half marathon. You guys are right getting old sucks.
     
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  30. Zack Zedalis

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    Drank too many beers tonight(5) & I dread tomorrow's pain
     
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  31. BuckeyeRiot

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    I've been championing a movement to change a standard round of golf to 15 holes for years. I'm always ready for a burrito and a nap way before the 18th hole ends.
     
  32. ~ taylor ~

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    You sound like quite the speed walker. The folks at your training mall must be impressed.
     
  33. FarEastJets

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    I'm chest-deep into my 40's (47 next month). That is getting dangerously close to 50. ugh.
     
  34. herb.burdette

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    I felt dejected when Compuserve didn't hire me in 1995. They werent looking for history majors.
     
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  35. AIP

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    At the office there is a blonde smoke show in customer service, she is in her mid 20s. Me and another guy were talking about how we could no longer hit the club all night, get a few hrs sleep and function at work. She is out a few nights a week, if I am up past the 11pm news it's staying up late
     
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  36. Love Tractor

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    41 here.

    The tendinitis in my shoulder is unbearable at this point. I can't lift my arm above shoulder height.

    My son asked me yesterday afternoon to throw with him for the first time (we started baseball this spring).

    Dad strength prevailed and I gutted it out but my shoulder is completely numb this morning.
     
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  37. El Tiburon

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    No back or leg issues....yet. But I hurt my right tricep working out like 2 months ago and the pain refuses to go away whenever I work out. I have to use Icy Hot just to push through.
     
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  38. stexraider

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    I turn 43 in 6 days.

    Who gives a shit. The gun's still firin', I'm gtg.
     
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  39. Mitch Cumstein

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    my shoulder started bothering me at about that time. Went to the ortho and he said that a bone in my shoulder kept tearing my rotator cuff. Had to go to PT first, which was bullshit and all it did was hurt, then they scheduled mri and surgery. The week of the surgery I got a kidney stone (had three or four but only one was destroying my junk and a whole other hellish topic), so I had to put off the surgery. A couple years later, shoulder is all better. The thing is that when you hurt your shoulder you tend to not use it.
     
  40. Arkadin

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    Is this why you won't hang out with me any more? You'll literally die?
     
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  41. Zack Zedalis

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    I'm alive & feeling about 80%
     
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  42. Arkie Proud

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    I got one more year left in this thread.
     
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  43. Love Tractor

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    Yeah I hurt my rotator cuff like 12 years ago and never treated it (found out after the fact) so you might be onto something there.

    Either way not sure I can do anything about it now.
     
  44. derfish

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    Fuck. That. Shit.

    My left shoulder was frozen and kept getting worse and worse. After a few months I couldn't move my shoulder away from my body at all (but had full elbow and wrist mobility). I felt like a T-Rex with those little arms.

    About 90% mobility now, but PT was a bitch.
     
  45. Constant

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    This thread makes me feel very smug about getting through my 40's as intact as I did. Last century.
     
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  46. -Asshole-

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    See you guys in 3 years. Fuck hanging out here before my time.
     
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  47. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Played golf yesterday and it was 98 degrees and Africa humid here in Arkansas. After 15 I was ready to head to the clubhouse. A fat man in the heat for 4 hours is rough.
     
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  48. Gtr

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    y'all bitches need yoga:old:
     
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  49. AptosDuck

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    47. Finally got progressive lenses because in addition to being horribly nearsighted, my close vision failed me over the last 3-4 years. Progressives take some getting used to. Not sure if I like them.

    5'11", 180lbs., can do pullups and dips with a 60lb. weight vest, so I think I'm holding up OK
     
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  50. Fidelio

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    Same here. No way tmb will be around in 3 years
     
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