TMB Club 40/50

I drink a lot of water. A LOT. I think it's the only thing preventing me from many, many diseases and afflictions. It certainly isn't exercise, because I don't do that at all.

 

Same. I walk/jog occasionally but not enough to matter. I drink lots of beer and eat fairly healthy but not really

But I drink 8-10 bottles of water a day and am in p damn good health

 

What is the haps fellow old bitches? 44 checking in.

 

Old farts

 

I drink between 2-3 liters of water a day mostly in an attempt to ward off kidney stones.

It didn't work. Apparently you can't drown your genes.

 

I had a dream that I signed up for a magazine advertisement where I got 13 cd’s for a penny but had to buy 6 more for $19.99.

I woke up, regretting my decision.

 

Half my CD collection came at the expense of these places.

 

I used to ply my wife with a couple glasses of wine and dim the lights, hoping to get lucky.

She’s currently on her second glass, with the lights off, and I’m biding my time until she falls asleep on the couch so I can watch what I want on television.

 

Turn 40 in a month. Not exactly excited about it, but fuck it. What are you gonna do?

 

This sentence gave me a solid chuckle

 

My 16 year old got very excited because I told her I still had a 1988 GNR/Aerosmith t-shirt with tour dates on the back.

She stole it from me.

 

I remember posting in the 30yo thread 10yrs ago. Didn’t know there was one for 40yr olds. Joined the club last Saturday and in better shape/feel younger than i did when i turned 30.

 

I try to drink between 80-100 oz a day.

 

Probably 4-5 of these each day

 

Go to Maui

 

I’m going to Maui next year p excited

I drink 100 oz/day at minimum. I’m always thirsty

 

Nice humble brag about your healthy prostrate.

 

unfortunately it’s bc I drink too much alcohol at night (my theory anyway)

 

That’s a great idea. Just passed my dissertation defense too, so may as well make it a celebration.

 

Underrated ending, 1995’s Before Sunrise, when Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy fall in love in one night, but he has to return to the US. They agree not to exchange numbers but instead meet at the same place six months later after he saves enough to return to Europe.

Then, they do a sequel in 2004 and you find out he showed up but she didn’t.

Total 1990’s zeitgeist of cynicism, but you leave 1995 full of hope and romance, only to find the cynicism in 2004 nine years later.

(Herb’s drinking tonight)

 

See you guys in the morning

 

Welcome buddy, it's pretty awesome.

 

I’m 41. Never seen this thread before. Hello.

 

i turned 40 last month and it seems ive posted in here before. probably a bad post.

 

You’re a handsome fella for 40

 

I was cleaning out my garage over Christmas and found a giant, Rand McNally Road Atlas with a road map of every state. I figure it’s pretty much an antique now.

 

Well I will be exiting this thread at the end of next month. hitting half a century

 

Where do bad posts factor in?

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZLFGMbI4b9/?utm_medium=copy_link

can’t figure out how to imbed because over 40

 

thanks. my looks are all ive got left

 

When does your weiner give out?

 

Lmk when your balls start dunking when you sit on the toilet.

 

69

 

When the wiener quits, it's the only club left in the bag.

 

ayyyy boys checking in - my wife is getting sad bc we have 2 in HS and she is missing em in advance. I am helpless here.

 

I had one graduate last year and one graduating next year. I was and will be a crying ass bitch

 

Turned 40 last August and didn’t know there was a thread for it so here I am…halfway to 41.

 

Got into a discussion with a 20 something coworker today about ridiculous alcohol marketing campaigns directed to underage drinkers.

Had to explain that you could buy 2 Liter bottles of wine cooler back in the day.

 

What’s the word? thunderbird

what’s the price? 50 cents twice

Im that old

 

joining this distinguished brotherhood this Saturday.

 

XD

20 years ago you could buy booze at the supermarket if you picked the right checkout line. Shit like Cisco tropics looked like fruit juice. There was no oversight. The 16 yo that was 6'3" with a mustache was never questioned