TMB Divorce Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Knight, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Woke up and felt like letting the thread now mission accomplished.

    The marriage is officially healed now.
     
  2. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    I take it back. You deserve the go fund me
     
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  3. Goose

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    We need clarification on your use of “ATM”
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    I liked the booty. Pretty standard stuff
     
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  5. Festus McBadass

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    We all like the booty
     
  6. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Did you learn this definition of “ATM” in counciling?
     
  7. Baron

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    Ass to mouth?
     
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  8. DUCKMOUTH

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    I must be missing something because this is what I always took it to be
     
  9. Festus McBadass

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    So you fucked your wife in the ass and then she sucked your dick?
     
  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    Negative. I always just took ATM as basic rim job. Huh.. I guess we really do learn something every day

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  11. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Clearly spent all your time playing video games instead of watching porn
     
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  12. nexus

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  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    Clearly. Never felt repressed about sexual stuff until now.

    I mean I’ve seen it... just had my terminology wrong.
     
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  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    Also Mr and Mrs DUCKMOUTH will not be doing ass to mouth in true sense of the phrase.

    Want to make that clear
     
  15. One Two

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    I love making withdrawals from and depositing checks into the Ass To Mouth machine
     
  16. bigred77

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    Awesome
    I never thought someone might call tossing the ol salad 'atm', but it does make sense
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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    Guys, you’ll have to excuse DUCKMOUTH. He’s just really relaxed right now. He and the Mrs. just exchanged backrubs, or as he likes to call it, they 69’d.
     
  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    Rimjob is under the ATM category I believe, there is just more than one way to get someone’s ass into your mouth.
     
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  19. Soup

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    What duck did was more TTA or MTA.


    Tongue to ass, mouth to ass.
     
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  20. lfriend

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    Nothing unlocks that next level like your one true love tasting her own ass while locking lips.
     
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  21. Trofie

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    We should just paypal Druce and memo " for the divorce" and hope his wife sees it .
     
  22. bigred77

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    Such an awesome post
    :hilldawg:
     
  23. devine

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    Did Mrs Duck like it
     
  24. Cheshire Bridge

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    Was wondering when someone was gonna ask the real question here
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Was after Christmas party so drinks was flowing. She did though.

    I think it may become a thing every so often
     
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  26. Cheshire Bridge

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    What'd she have for lunch?
     
  27. LetItSoak

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    How was the corn?
     
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  28. WillySaliba

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    Watch her intake, if you did it right she’ll have a box of wine in the fridge in no time.
     
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  29. CF3234

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    Oh god no.
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    Prude
     
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  31. Roast

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    I feel like it is finally time to make a dip spit joke in this thread but I got nothing.
     
  32. mp_22

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    How often does your women compliment on the way you look?
     
  33. devine

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    Excuse me?
     
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  34. One Knight

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    Honda Hawk I've been reading all the updates and I really feel for you man, you've gotten the wrong end of a really shitty deal and you are an amazing dad for all you are doing for the kids.
    I'm sorry you are having to go through so much of it, but having gone through something similar, I feel every bit of your pain.

    I haven't rehashed my story in forever, its in the OP so I won't do it again, but the first thing I will say is don't feel like its your fault for getting into financial trouble. From everything I've seen, you did it to keep your house in order and take care of your kids. I put myself in a world of financial hurt basically trying to do the same thing, but with a few less responsibilities than you (only one kid, wife was still participating financially, etc). We all do crazy shit when we are trying to keep a relationship afloat, finances can be the last thing on the brain, don't beat yourself up over it.

    Next thing, you absolutely must talk to a lawyer and protect your rights with the kids and your money, both now and in the future. If you have friends that can recommend one, go that route. If not, call around and see if anyone will listen to your story, you may be able to get a free consultation out of it. A good friend of mine worked for a local attorney and hooked me up with him, I was in trouble financially and he consulted with me for free so I at least knew my rights. Its worth the effort to try to talk to someone, and I would wager that the right attorney will let you make payments, as mine did.

    My ex also said we would work things out together, two days later she took most of the money in the checking account and left me with not even enough to cover checks I'd already written. I had to get a loan from my folks just to get by. Shit can change in an instant, so you can't take her word that shit will be amicable. Same thing with the kids, my ex took my son for 45 days and wouldn't let me talk or communicate with him in any way. I was told there was nothing I could do about it because there was no time sharing plan, it was just a verbal agreement. So when you do get an attorney, have them file an emergency time sharing plan with the courts so it is official and enforceable. She has not shown any interest in the kids form what you've said, but if shit goes south and she sees she can use them to her advantage, you never know what she could do, so you have to protect yourself and them from her.

    Bottom line, always remember that anything can happen. Rational thought (on her part) is out the window so nothing is off the table, and you can't be too prepared. You gotta do what's right for you, I would hate to see anyone repeat my mistakes, but this is all real life advice based on shit I went through. You seem like a good dude who is devoted to his kids and got dealt a shit hand, I'm glad you finally have your proof and can start to move on, just work on protecting yourself now. Feel free to PM me if I can do anything to help.
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll: the ATM stuff
     
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  36. Honda Hawk

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    Thanks man. I just want to get through the holidays right now. It's been tough.
     
  37. Cheshire Bridge

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    You still married?
     
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  38. AIP

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    Yes
     
  39. Cheshire Bridge

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    Hook up with the hs gf?
     
  40. DUCKMOUTH

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    Is this a general question for the thread?

    Around 3 times a week. I dress nice for work though so I usually look well put together a few times a week
     
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  41. AIP

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    No, flirted via text a few times, jerked off thinking about it, stopped texting her
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    Some might consider this cheating. :warn:
     
  43. AIP

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    If jerking off to other girls is cheating I do it every day
     
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  44. DUCKMOUTH

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    Flirt texting is probably not ideal. Just saying.

    Glad you didn’t go through with it though
     
  45. Cheshire Bridge

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    Uhhhhh awkward laugh
     
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  46. mp_22

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    General question
     
  47. mp_22

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    What’s she look like?
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    User AIP looks like @waynekerr’s avatar (Butch from 16 & Pregnant) in my head, so I’m going to guess not so good.
     
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  49. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Every now and then, not really sure honestly. It's not something I mind or take notice of. Im not really good at complimenting her. It's something I have to remind myself of.
     
  50. Boo MFer!

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    Wife gives me compliments pretty often. Feels good, man.