TMB Divorce Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Knight, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. Anon345

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    Thanks my man:respek:

    wes tegg just donated, could you help a brother out
     
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  2. wes tegg

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    Just PM me links to the posts you need deleted and I'll take care of it.
     
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  3. Soup

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    Jesus Canes he literally says don’t quote his post and you do it anyways?
     
  4. CF3234

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    sorry for quoting Anon345 it's fixed now
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Anon345 I think I've cleaned them all up. Let me know if anything else needs to go.
     
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  6. One Two

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    Can you get rid of Gubbs?
     
  7. Baron

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    and Shawn lol
     
  8. Anon345

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    Thanks, really appreciate the help. Any way I could go ahead and gain access to the donor board. Just donated.
     
  9. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Look at you suggesting these reads. Good stuff bro
     
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  10. BIGASSTITTIES

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    In all honesty... from a protection perspective... this whole thread should be moved to the donor board
     
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  11. Anon345

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    I think this is a good idea, anyone opposed?
     
  12. angus

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    A similar one there.
     
  13. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Can we burn this thread? Not just remove it... I mean like Arthur Anderson / Enron in mid 2000's kind of burn this shit?!?
     
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  14. Anon345

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    dallasdawg bertwing are either of you able to provide donor board access? Long story short, I am a long time poster with an existing account that wants to remain anonymous in this thread due to knowing people on this board. I donated again to gain access to this same thread on the donor board. Any help would be greatly appreciated sirs
     
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  15. The Blackfish

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  16. angus

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    Calling in the big guns.
     
  17. TC

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    He's not responding either. Anon345's girl got to them. Abandon ship
     
  18. bertwing

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    It’s automatic I think, just may take a little time

    Otherwise it would have to come from GFA
     
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  19. CF3234

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    disagree. having this thread here gives people who need help the knowledge of knowing this place exists and they can join when necessary. hiding all the discussion on the donor board means others won't know it's around/active
     
  20. BIGASSTITTIES

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    I agree with your stance here. But.... I'm just saying... perhaps a clean slate?
     
  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    I think a general relationship advice thread may be the way to go.
     
  22. TC

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    OP,

    Step up your wardrobe game. Go to express and have an chick employee help you chose 3-4 jeans (about 60.00 each and make sure they fit well). Then match 3-4 long sleeve dress shirts, make sure you buy at least one long sleeve that stands out like Red (about 55.00 per dress shirt). Next select 2 belts with nice buckles ask the employee to help you with it (20.00 per belt).Then buy 2 dress shoes black and brown (about 70-90 each). Ask her for help picking out 4-5 t-shirts buy them at any other store you want, just make sure there stylish.

    Next is accessories. No its Not gay to add stylish accessories to your wardrobe. Purchase one of those leather fossil watches black or brown (75.00 each). Add a few clean bracelets (15-40.00). Purchase 2-3 necklaces with unique pendants (doesn't have to gold/silver, 20-50.00 each
    Don't know if you have hair or not but go to a salon and have a female advice you on what haircut style will fit you best.

    Then go to your local gym and sign up. Work out 3-5 times a week if possible. The last thing you gotta buy is that family packj of trojan condoms from costco cause you're going to be banging chicks left and right.

    Good luck

    /thread
     
  23. JeremyLambsFace

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    What about dating advice. Because I've got some great suggestions for a low-cost date in the Columbia, SC area that includes a nice trip to Ruth's Chris and the SC statehouse.
     
  24. TC

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    Print out some copies and display around town this week as a service to our guests coming for NCAAT IMO
     
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  25. chopcity

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    We gonna kill this one? Some of us that have been through this shit have all kinds of great advice to those about to go to war (whether they know it or not).
     
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  26. TC

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    Sit tight -- let me ask Joe Cordell what he would do before we make a move
     
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    TMB copy pasta will never not get a like from me.
     
  28. TC

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    Cordell says deleting the thread now could be viewed as abandonment. TIFWIW
     
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  29. Bankz

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    I'm all for chaos so can we just delete all threads... Start fresh. A new world of adventure awaits. I'm sure Soup shit draft takes will come for the ride in a new thread or DUCKMOUTH eating of the booty updates.
     
  30. Bankz

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    ( HATE SHIELD ACTIVATED )
     
  31. JeremyLambsFace

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    *Hate Shield Deactivated*

    Have at him boys
     
  32. TC

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    The shield's down! Fucking get this guy!
     
  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    Lol talk about your all-time backfires for user Bankz!
     
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  34. JeremyLambsFace

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    Pew pew pew pew
     
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  35. Soup

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    I fathered Bankz’s first child. His wife had confirmed as much.
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    Lol holy shit. It’s too bad that hate shield came down.
     
  37. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    You had a better chance of carrying my first born to term vs impregnating my wife. She’s not into Irish Mexicans.

    Don’t make me grab a DNA kit asshole
     
  38. Soup

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    You mean the DNA kit you bought in November that you still haven’t taken?
     
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  39. Soup

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    Irish Mexican lol

    I’ll take it. It’s what your son is.
     
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  40. JeremyLambsFace

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    If you’re so sure why do you need a DNA test
     
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  41. Bankz

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    I was told it expired!!
     
  42. Bankz

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    Its not for me... its for Soup. But allowing him this fantasy may be getting him by day to day so I haven't pushed the issue.
     
  43. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    It is automatic yes
     
  44. Tilly

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    If anyone lives in SC, NC, VA, or WV, the 4th circuit recently found that accessing someone else's web-based email (even with their password) and reading emails they have already read (unread emails have always been illegal) is a violation of the stored communications act.

    Shouldn't fuck around with that stuff regardless, but you open yourself up to criminal and civil penalties in those states now.
     
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  45. mp_22

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    Calling DUCKMOUTH ... I thought you guys were going well?
     
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  46. Tilly

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    Just got notice that the final order we got for a client put her ex, who is a massive piece of shit, in bankruptcy. :feelsgoodman:

    I'm also pretty sure the ~$170k in attorneys fees are also non-dischargeable in that bankruptcy. :feelsgoodman:
     
  47. TC

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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  48. mp_22

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    Everyone doing well?
     
  49. Tilly

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    Yup. :rain:
     
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  50. PCH

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    Everything relating to the divorce will stay with him. What kind of stuff made him an asshole in the high order of having freaking $170k in legal fees? He tried to hide assets didn't he?